Oh Lordy, its been what, a month? I'm really sorry, I've been very….distracted. Anyway, I think this may be my last "Ways to Piss Off-" chapter, since I wanna start on other things. The only way I'll continue is if I get 25 reviews this time next week. I know it's a lot, but I want to know if this is really worth continuing, so heres the possibly last chapter:

Ways to Make Inner Sakura to Come Out and Beat You to a Bloody Mess

1. Shake her hand. Claim it felt as pudgy as a bloated Pillsbury Dough Boy.

2. Do the obvious, stick a 'Kick Me' sign on her back.

3. Color her hands in green sharpie while she sleeps. When she wakes up screaming and runs to your house (wearing a pair of oven mitts), say that it's a deadly South American rash that can only be cured by soaking ones hands in tuna and onions that are only grow in Siglavia.

4. Tell her 'Siglavia' doesn't exist AFTER she runs around asking all the villagers if they know of such a place (this would be the best time to put that 'Kick Me' sign on her back)

5. Start talking about how your Grandmother makes the best ravioli every time Sakura volunteers to sharpen your kunais.

6. Tell her that Asuma-Sensei wants her to "butter his muffin". Make sure this isn't during breakfast.

7. Become a stalker and uh….stalk her

8. Fallow her into the mall (this is where the "stalker" part comes into play) and watch her look at new bras. Transform into Kakashi, pick up a black one and say "This one would look good on you."

9. All her white clothes in washer. Add one olive colored sock.

10. Sell all her gold jewelry (they are very valuable these days). Use the money to buy a replica of the Akasuki robes.

11. Tell her the robes are the new 'in' look and that you have an extra. See how the rest of team 7 reacts when she shows up wearing it, hat and all.

12. Replace her fuzzy wuzzy hat for a fuzzy wuzzy sleeping bear cub.

13. Pretend to start choking at a public restraunt. When Sakura starts to hammer on your back and push on your stomach in efforts to dislodge the non-existent food particle, claim she was trying to molest you and that you were only gagging at the hair on her wart in the center of her forehead.

14. Switch the contents in her whipped cream and horse radish containers. Smirk as her face turns green with nausea when she tastes the 'whipped cream' on her pancakes.

15. While the tears are still coming, call Sakura and tell her Sasuke died last night. Unbeknownst to her, 'Sasuke' was your pet gold fish.

16. Give her cell phone number to a hobo.

17. Hide all of Tsunade's sake so that Sakura has to go out and get her some on her day off.

18. Deprive her of all things sweet and yummy-ful.

19. Switch the labels on her salt and sugar jars. Course, this could be a problem if she plans to bake you your birthday cake the next day.

20. Show her this list. And everyone eles' so that when she does these things to them, they'll all get pissed at her which should get her pissed off too. So in doing this, its like a two-for-one sale on those apple bottom jeans at JCPenny's.

Thats it. Remeber: 25 reviews, one week!

Note for all Gaara fans (and who isn't?): If you guys want to read some funny stories about our fav red head, then go to: Baby Cougar's profile and click on the story titled "50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me". She and I flip-flop on different oneshots for it, so....after you're finished reading this sentence, go check it out, and when your done... REVIEW!!!!

Wuv,

MusicAgainstTheHeart

xxoo