Author's Note/Disclaimer: Haha. Left you hanging at the end of this one! DO NOT scroll to the bottom to see what I mean. You'll just have to wait, like everybody else. Anyway, I GOT MORE THAN ONE REVIEW THIS LAST TIME!! Wheeeeeeeee! So happy. ;P I don't own Bones, by the way. But I am going to go watch it now.
Chapter 5: Labor, Part I
"Jack?"
"Yeah."
"I reeeeeaally want an ice pack right now. And some pizza."
"You JUST ate an hour ago. And you've been icing you ankles ALL DAY."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
Jack sighed. "Okay," he said, as though it pained him to do his expectant wife's bidding. "I'll go get you an ice pack and the leftover pizza."
"No. Wait. I changed my mind. I don't want pizza."
"No?"
"I think I want watermelon."
"Watermelon?"
"Watermelon," she confirmed.
"Is that your final answer?" Jack teased.
"Just go GET IT!" Angela screamed at him.
"Yes'm," he replied meekly, like a country farm boy to his ma.
When he came back, Wifezilla was gone, and in her place was the sweetest thing you ever did imagine.
"Thank you, sweetheart. I love you so very much!"
"I love you, too."
Angela's pregnancy was well along now, and at random times, the little girl inside her would cause her to almost cry. Like now. She gasped suddenly.
"What's wrong?"
"Contraction." Angela's voice came out in a squeak. "And my water just broke."
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"JACK! GET ME TO A HOSPITAL!! NOW!!"
"Right. Um, how?"
"With a CAR."
"Right. Get in the…no, let me help you."
"Yeah." Squeaky voice again.
At that moment the phone rang.