OH MY SANTA CLAUS! I haven't done this in forever! They booted me b/c I changed my password, and, silly me, I couldn't remember it! This is amazing!! Wow! Season four is well under way, and I can't believe what happened in the premiere. Speaking of, yes, I KNOW they're not together anymore. So, now I continue this story while writing other ones which include many ways of getting them back together. Disclaimer: IF I owned Bones... there shall be an ode at the end dedicated to IF I owned Bones. Read it, and then tell me if you think poor Fox is that wacky. Sorry it's so short. This did not go where I wanted it to.

*SOMETIME WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS*

Angela slept quietly on the hospital bed, while Jack sat in the brown chair next to her. Their daughter Joanna slept in a small bassinet on Jack's other side. Jack marveled at his daughter. She had dark hair like Angela's, and lots of it! She had tiny hands, feet, ears, tiny little features. He had realized after she was born that he had never seen a "real" baby before. He had been so afraid until he realized that "this whole father thing" came kind of naturally.

Angela had been so afraid when they handed her the tiny baby that she had almost refused to hold her. The nurses, helpful souls, had helped her hold Joanna the right way. She had been so happy once she realized that she could be a mother.

Joanna didn't realize it, but she had been born into a cold, cruel world. Luckily for her, there were people everywhere who cared enough about her to shield her from the evils lurking in it. She had her mother and father, obviously, but she also had all of the other "squints" and even some members of the FBI on her side.

The night nurse walked into the room and saw the small family, all asleep in their respective places. She smiled to herself, whispering "Aw…" before slipping back out the door and down the hall.

IF I owned Bones:

If poor Fox network was crazy enough

To put Bones in my hands

Booth and Brennan would have Done It multiple times

Zack would not be a twisted psycho serial killer's apprentice

And ANGELA AND HODGINS WOULD STILL BE DOING IT IN STORAGE CLOSETS!!

Yes, I have odd ways. Get over it. Press the review button and tell me what you think of the chapter.