Chapter 6: Revenge
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It was five in the morning and there was very little light over the camp but two people had been up for half an hour already, Rose and Ianto had been raiding the TARDIS for stuff to help them get there revenge on Jack and the Doctor and the TARDIS herself seem to be pointing them in the right direction together they had found both there TARDIS keys, the Doctors sonic screwdriver, both there coats, the coffee mugs considering they were both addicted to Ianto's coffee withdrawing them from it would send them crazy as well as lots of other objects including all the bananas and Jacks hand in a jar which they had come to the conclusion was the Doctor's and hid it all in the TARDIS and locked he ship up, they then snuck back into bed knowing how tough they had made there lovers lives.
"Jack, get up now!"
"What is it Doctor."
"What is it? What is it! It is Rose and Ianto, they have took nearly everything and hidden it, I can't get into the TARDIS and worst there is not bananas oh and they took my hand."
"Don't worry Doc, I have my key here somewhere."
"Oh good."
"Oh no."
"What."
"They took the TARDIS key and the SUV key, wait cant you use the screwdriver?"
"They took it."
"Right that is it, lets go get them."
They both marched back to there tents with the intention of dragging out there lovers and forcing them to let them into the TARDIS but they both found empty tents they went back to the TARDIS and stared at it like the force of there minds could open that door, the Doctor even tried clicking his fingers like in the library but the door didn't budge.
"Dam it, they even have the TARDIS against us.
Click.
"Oh no"
"What is it Jack?"
"That sounded like handcuffs."
"Hi boys, we thought that considering you two wanted to be a couple we would handcuff you together."
"Get these off now."
"Jack, do you recognise them?"
"Ianto, of all the ones you could have used, why these ones."
"Jack tell me what are they?"
"Hypersteel H-49"
"Deadlock?"
"Yes."
"Rose, Ianto, tell me you know where the key is."
"Yes we do, sat in Jacks desk." Ianto said safe in the knowledge it was in Rose's back pocket.
"What!"
"That means you have to get the TARDIS to open so you can find the SUV key, then get somebody to drive you back and find the key."
"What do we have to do to get into the TARDIS?"
"Say sorry"
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
"And Jack you have to kiss Rose."
"What?"
"And Doctor you have to kiss Ianto."
"This is childish you two."
"Well we assumed considering you wanted an open relationship, we should all kiss, I have already kissed Ianto."
"What!"
"You two have kissed so that just leaves what we just said."
The Doctor and Jack looked at each other with defeat in both there eyes and Jack moved in first to kiss Rose, it lasted a full five seconds leaving Rose breathless.
"Wow."
"You think that is amazing you want to see the rest."
"Ianto!"
"And you Doctor."
Ianto had kissed several people in his life and they had all been different, Lisa's had been filled with love, Jack's you could taste power in it but with the doctor it felt like the whole universe was kissing you.
"You think that is amazing you want to see the rest."
"Rose!"
"So go on then, let us into the TARDIS."
"No need" Rose said as she produced the handcuff key from her back pocket.
"I am so going to kill you two" said the Doctor as he undid the handcuffs.
"Well I am not, I would say it was a fantastic experience, lets do it again some time, were you two being serious when you said you kissed?"
"Sort of, plan A to get revenge was to kiss in front of you, but you looked away at the wrong moment, we think Owen saw but he knew what we were up to, and I have to say all three of you are good kissers."
"Same, now lets make breakfast before the others come in and wonder what we were doing."
"To late guys."
"Owen!"
"What the hell are you doing up."
"Dead men don't sleep, heard voices so came to investigate."
"You don't sleep, then what the hell have you been doing all these nights?"
"I reed a lot nowadays, I wasn't joking about War and Peace, oh and Rose you were right, I saw, looked convincing to."
To these words both Rose and Ianto turned a deep shade of red. Rose handed over her TARDIS key to the Doctor and Jack and they went in search of there missing items.
"Jack maybe I should have told you but this is where I cremated the Master."
"What, why did you not say."
"I did not want to bring it up in front of Martha and her family."
"Then why bring it up now."
"It was when we went sailing yesterday I began to think about Owen's time on the Valiant."
"Oh, you haven't told him have you?"
"No, how would you explain and I haven't told him for the same reason I haven't told him for the same reason I haven't told Donna."
"Right, well anyway Ianto said they put it in here."
"You know he is a good kisser."
"Oy!"
"Hypocrite."
"Anyway, wait Jack, where the hell did you get that?"
"What the TARDIS corral, it was found in 1913, in a small shed outside a village that had nearly been flatted."
"Oh, I was there, was hiding, used the chameleon arch to make myself human like the Master did."
"So anyway, we can't let Rose and Ianto get away with this."
"I know but what can we do, any ideas?"
"We could always have..."
"No Jack!"
"It was just an idea."
After breakfast they gathered round the fire to come up with ideas for that day, in the end they decide to have a shooting competition, Allan, Chrissie and Sarah Jane were reluctant but relented considering it couldn't do any harm and could be good fun. Not surprisingly the Torchwood team all did very well Jack doing the best performing several tricks but with Ianto managing a few of his own including managing to get a bullet through the same hole as one of Owen's, Martha had also been taught to shoot by UNIT so she was quite good, Rose and Mickey had worked for parallel Torchwood so they also had talent both just beating Martha and drawing, the Doctor surprised everyone for even though he was know for never carrying a gun he manage to fall just short of Jack but the biggest shock came when Wilf stepped up drawing with the Doctor.
After this Jack gave the rest who had never fired a gun in there life's a quick lesson and allowed them to step up, Rhys was first and gained a respectable score hitting over half the targets, next was Donna's who only manage to hit one target and that was the one to the left of the one she was aiming for, Martha's family all declined remembering there year on the Valiant, Pete was next who ran parallel Torchwood but had never fired a gun knew the principal and hit two thirds of the targets set up, Jackie was sat behind the group with Tony passed him to Pete and gave it a go hitting just under half the targets which surprised everyone present before calmly sitting down with Tony and playing with him. Sarah Jane who had worked with UNIT years ago but had not learnt to shoot knew some ideas and surprised herself by hitting just over half of the targets, Allan hit just over a quarter and Chrissie only hit two, next it was the children, Clyde went first hitting a third followed by Maria who hit a quarter but everyone was surprised when Luke got a perfect score drawing with Jack but without the dramatic flair.
Owen came up with same ways to make it harder and let Luke and Jack take up there places and tried again both again being perfect Jack being dramatic and Luke calm. Next Tosh made it harder by measuring reaction speed but again there was no obvious winner, Owen left to make tea while Ianto timed them to see who could hit the targets the fastest and in the end Jack nudged ahead but considering that Luke had never shot before he did not feel that he had won.
When Owen served tea the rest of them realised how hungry they were having been having to much fun over lunch to stop. They ate quickly and started talking, but Rose and Ianto could not help but notice the Doctor and Jack in deep conversation and start to get worried. That night after they had all gone to sleep Martha awoke with the sound of maniacal laughter in her ears.
"Martha, what is wrong?"
"It is nothing Tom."
"No it isn't, you look like you have seen a ghost."
"It was just a dream."
"What about?"
"Something I hope to forget."
"Oh well, night night then."
Little did they know that Jack and Martha's family had all woken at the same moment but they had fallen back to sleep quickly and that the Doctor and Jenny both felt the a little tug and they dreamed of home that night.