Hey there everybody it me Twanny Bizzle once again updating my hella cool Mario story, anyways last time on Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, our heroes has just arrived back to Princess Peach's Castle they probable came back empty handed (You know with no Culex Crystal and no batteries) but not everything was a lost, E. Gadd had forgotten that the castle had souvenir stand and bought some batteries there. The Culex Collector was now working properly and now our heroes knew where the last two remaining Culex Crystal were, Sarsaland and Yoshi Island. So Mario and others decided to go searching in Sarsaland first not after there well deserve rest. Now please enjoy my newest Chapter. Chapter 11: Mario's Date with Destiny (I change it for a good reason)

Yellow: Ha ha ha I'm doing the disclaimer dude ha ha heh heh.

Mario: What are you doing here Yellow?

Yellow: I'm going to do the disclaimer dude heh heh.

Mario: Um…..Yeah…..Go…..Go A Head little guy

Yellow: Don't worry dude the intro is going to be sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!

Mario: Ok Yellow go for it little guy.

Yellow: Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh Duuuudddddeeeee!!!!!!! Twanny Bizzle doesn't own any thing Nintendo related, so how was it Mario?!

Mario: Eh, not bad kid, not bad.

Chapter 11: Mario's Date With Destiny

Deep inside the bayou of Sarasaland Wario was riding his hog (His motorcycle for anybody who didn't know) the bayou didn't have any paths so he was riding through mud. "Whoa! Freaky frogs." he said while riding past banjo playing frogs. Wario was just about exit the mossy bayou until he saw something glimmering it was stuck between some weeds inside the pond, now everybody knows how greedy Wario is, so you know he had to stop and see what it was. "Hmmm what is this stupid?" who knows who he was calling stupid. "This thing looks valuable." Wario said muttering to himself while picking up the mysterious gem. Wario then turned around and saw the frogs staring at him, while still playing their banjo. "You want my Crystal don't you!" and then full of rage he utter. "Well you little bastards better come and take it then." Wario then jumped up towards the frogs yelling. "ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" (If you can't tell yet Wario's bipolar that's why he talks in two different dialogue)

It was the middle of the night and Princess Peach was restless so she decided to go up to Mario's room. "Mario…Mario…Are you woke?"

Mario then turned over and sighed. "Uh…I am now, what is it Peach?" He then started rubbing his eyes.

Peach then said. "I'm sorry Mario I just couldn't sleep, I just thought maybe we could talk." she then started giving him her innocent look.

Mario then sighed. "Ok Princess I'm all ears, what's on your mind?" Mario knew when Peach gave him that innocent look there was no way he could say no to her.

Peach then pointed outside. "C'mon Mario let's go outside I want this talk to be private." Peach then headed outside on the balcony.

Mario just shrugged. "Ok whatever." Mario then yawned and follow behind Peach.

Peach and Mario were now standing on the balcony. "Mario…I think…I think Plum is my daughter, I mean I just can feel it the way we connect when we talk and even down to her appearance."

Mario just stood with disbelief. "Oh!"

The way Mario was acting disappointed the Princess. "Humph, what's your problem Mario you're acting like its not possible." she stood there staring at Mario with complete disgust.

Mario scratched his head. "But Plum told me that she was fifteen years old, so if she's really your daughter wouldn't you think you'll be pregnant by now."

Peach placed her hands on her hips and snapped. "So you're saying I'm a lair Mario?!?!"

Mario then started flailing his arms every which away. "No, no I'm not saying that, it's just I haven't stuck my pasta in your Ragu Sauce."

She then slaps the SHIZNIT out of Mario and then muttered. "How dare you, I know my own daughter when I see her." she then walks back inside the castle leaving Mario on the balcony by himself. Mario just there on the balcony dumbfounded from the pain.

Bowser was in his bedroom fast asleep, then suddenly he sat straight up in his bed and yelped. "Aroooooraaaaa!!!!!" Even the Great Koopa King could feel could feel Peach's slap on Mario. "That was weird, why is my face hurting."

One of the Toad guards pasting by saw Mario just standing there and then walks up to him. "What are you doing out this late Mister Mario." he then touched Mario on his arm. "Mister Mario are uh….Are you alright ok."

Mario then held his face and dropped to his knees. "OWWWWWW!!!!!!! MAMA-MIA." he cried as tears fell from his face.

The Toad just stood there staring at Mario. "Uh…..Uhhhh…What the?!" he said as he watched Mario make straight fool out himself.

The night went by fast and now it was morning which means it was time for Mario and his party to hit the road again.

Plum was first to wake up. "Awwwww." yawned Plum. "I can't believe its morning already, but we still have to go to Sarsaland first." Plum turned around and saw Peach behind her giving a sort of creepy smile. "Um…Good morning Princess."

Peach then grabbed Plum hugging her. "Oh good morning Plum, dear did you sleep well."

Plum nodded. "Um…Yeah I slept pretty good thanks for asking." she said as she pulled away.

Luigi came out his room he looked pumped up (wow there a first) "Hey good morning everyone." he then looked at Plum. "Hey Plum your ready to go to Sarasaland." But the only thing that was going through Luigi's mind. Oh get to see Daisy's pretty face again yay.

Mario was last to come out his room he was still holding his face. "Uh….Morning all." he then lift his head up and saw Princess Peach looking at him. "Uh good morning Princess."

But Peach just rolled her eyes as she muttered. "Prick." she then left from in the hallway and went downstairs.

Mario put his head down in shame and muttered. "Ohhhhhh!!!!!"

Luigi then patted Mario on his back. "Ha ha rough night with Princess, eh bro." Mario then gave Luigi an irritating look. "Ha ha I was just kidding bro."

Plum then walked up to Mario and Luigi. "I…I guess it time for us to go huh?" she said tentatively.

An eagerly Luigi then said. "Aw yeah, I'm ready to go." he then muttered. "Daisy I'm coming baby."

"Oh yeah I almost forgot guys." he then muttered. "With all the stuff that happen last night with the Princess." Mario then dug in his pocket and pulled out a Feather. "Sarasaland is a little far from here but it's still reachable if we fly there guys." He then transform into Super Mario.

Plum was confused. "If Sarasaland too far why did you choose to go there first?" she then rubbed her head in confusing.

Luigi then pulled out a Feather and then said. "Who cares, I'm pretty sure Mario chose to go to Sarasaland first for a reason." he then transform into Super Luigi.

Luigi was beginning to irritate Plum. "Oh really, well why want you tell me Uncle Luigi." she said sarcastically

Mario then closed his eyes. "Yoshi Island is really far from here plus it's surrounded by water, if we would of tried to fly there we would of gotten exhausted and fell in the water." Mario then gave Plum the thumbs up. "Plus Sarasaland isn't as far."

Plum just sighed and pulled out her Toki Toki Leaf. "Alright, whatever you say daddy." Plum then transform into Racoon Plum.

Mario then pointed towards an open window. "Now since everyone ready to go." Mario then said in his thick Italian accent. "Let'sa Gooooooo!!!!!!!" He then flew out the window.

"Oh yeah!!!!!!" Luigi was next to fly behind Mario.

Plum just stood there with her head down. "Here we go." she said unenthusiastically.

Now are heroes are own there way to Sarasaland to search for the Culex Crystal that suppose to be located there but have somebody else already found the crystal.

Wario was riding his hog heading back to his home somewhere close to Princess Daisy's Castle. "Wa ha ha ha, I can't believe those hick frogs were trying to steal my gem." he then started grinning. "It's even my favorite color yellow." He then started rubbing his booty like chin. "I'll bet I could get loaded with cash if I sold this baby." Wario had finally arrived back to his broken down trailor, Waluigi was waiting outside. "Outta the way string bean." Wario then picked up Waluigi by his scrawny neck and toss him towards a dumpster.

"Warrrrrrr!!!!!!" yelped Waluigi as he crashed inside the dumpster. "I guess you found something huh Wario?" Waluigi said as he climb out the dumpster and ran inside the house behind Wario.

Wario was placing the crystal on the table. "Arrrrr I wonder what this thing is stupid?" Once again we still don't know who's Wario calling stupid.

But being how stupid Waluigi is he answer anyways. "How do I suppose to know?" Waluigi then stared at the crystal and then at Wario. "But I know we'll be splitting the loot 50-50 right bro?!"

Wario then snarled. "WRONG!!!"

Waluigi then put his head down and sighed. "Aw, come on!!!"

Wario then smirked. "When I cash in this gem, all the cash is going to be MINE and MINE alone." Wario then gave Waluigi an creepy look. "If you want any of this cash, you'll have to pry from my cold dead ASS!!!!!" he said while growling at Waluigi.

Waluigi then said in his high pitch nasally. "Ok, ok you can have all the money." he then muttered. "Weirdo."

Wario then started laughing manically. "WA HA HA HA HA, you see Waluigi greed will get you everything." he then picked up the crystal. "Here you take this thing while I go and look for something to put it in." He then handed Waluigi the crystal.

"Waaaah!!!! This thing weighs a ton." Waluigi said almost dropping the crystal. (Waluigi is just weak as hell)

Wario then snarled. "If you drop my gem, I'll snap you like a twig." Wario then went up stairs.

Waluigi then started muttering. "Waaaa, I have no idea how Wario was able to ride his motorcycle while carrying this DAMN gem." Waluigi then slipped and crystal landed on his um…balls. "Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Waluigi in pain. "My little Wuigis."

Our heroes were now approaching Sarasaland city limits. (or something like that) "Yes we finally made it guys." said an exhausted Mario.

Luigi wasn't tired at all he was mostly excited. "Aw yeah, aw yeah!!!!!!"

Mario then started laughing. "Wow Luigi I never seen you this motivated before." Mario then looked at Plum who was lagging behind everybody else. "What'sa wrong kiddo?!"

Plum then flashed a fake smile. "Heh heh it's nothing I'm alright." she then caught up with Mario. "You worry too much dad."

Mario just stood with this blank expression. "Uh, alright Plum if you say so."

Mario, Luigi, and Plum finally made it to the bayous of Sarasaland. Mario then took a look at the Culex Collector. "Hmmm…Huh, I don't remember Sarasaland looking like this the last time I was here, I thought the lands were connected to each other, but the only thing I see here is moss, a lot of trees and water."

"Huh what do you mean, in my time Sarasaland always looked like this." Plum said while rubbing her head in confusing. Luigi was just as confused as Plum, well that's because he never been to Sarasaland.

Mario then pulled out a piece a paper and pointed at it. "You see when I first ever came to Sarasaland to save Daisy from Tantanga, I had to go through 4 different kinds of worlds the desert, the jungle, the ocean, and even the in the air." Mario tossed the paper away and then sighed. "Once a beautiful kingdom, now nothing but an ugly damp grassy bayou."

Plum just stared at Mario. "Um…Where did get that paper from, ah it doesn't really matter." Plum then looked towards forwards she could Princess Daisy's Castle in the distance. "Hey I think see the castle guys." she said while pointing at the castle in the distance.

Luigi then sped past Plum. "Here I come Daisy!!!!!!!!" he hollered as he ran towards the castle. Plum and Mario just shrugged and then walked behind him.

But what are heroes didn't notice that somebody was watching and following them through the mossy bayou. "Hmmmm pretty soon you'll be reunited with me my queen." said the mysterious guy in a black trench coat (something like neo from the Matrix) as he followed behind our heroes.

Mario could finally see the castle. "Ah, it want be long now guys, we'll be at the castle in no time."

Luigi was so excited their was only one thing that was running through his mind. When we get to Daisy's Castle I'm going to try to get to first base with her. (Damn Luigi that's weak)

Plum was really tensed. "I…Th..Think…Maybe we should…uh…" she said while muttering.

Mario was getting really impatience and yelled. "HURRY UP ALREADY!!!!!!" Plum then caught up with Mario with her head down. Mario gave her a peculiar look. "You've been acting weird every since we end up in Sarasaland."

Plum started mumbling. "Uhhh…I'm sorry dad." she didn't make any eye contact with Mario.

Luigi then came back to see what was happening. "Uh…What's the hold up guys, shouldn't we already be at Princess Daisy's Castle?"

Mario gave Plum a firm look. "You're keeping something secret aren't you, is there something about Sarasaland I suppose to know about." Plum didn't answer she just kept her head down making no eye contact. "Alright then Plum, if you want tell me I have no choice but to."

But Mario couldn't finish his sentence because somebody with a gun came out of the swamp. He then pointed the gun at Mario's head. "So what are you sons of bitches doing on my property." He then quickly realized that guy he had his gun pointed to was Mario. "You bastard!!!!!" he said as he shoveled the gun into Mario's head. "I can't believe you would have the nerve to show your sorry bee hind, after what you did to my niece." But Mario was too scared to say something. "Alright you scum bag, if you want say anything, I'll just blow your freaken brains out."

Mario was so frighten the only thing he could said. "MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh nooooo, MARIO!!!!!" Luigi said as he leap behind Plum.

Suddenly an angry waddling Daisy came from behind a bush yelling. "Uncle Jebadiah leave Mario along." it was so obvious that Daisy was pregnant.

Jebadiah then dropped his gun from Mario's head. "You better be glad my niece is so fond of you." he then started mumbling. "Deadbeat son of a bitch."

Daisy then started smiling at Mario. "Hi sweetie." she looked around and saw Luigi looking right her. "Oh hi Luigi I even didn't notice you there."

Luigi was dumbfounded. "Da…Daisy what's wrong with your belly?"

Daisy then rubbed her stomach. "I have a bun in the oven." she said while giggling.

Luigi then scratch his head. "Huh I don't get it, you have a bun in the oven?"

Mario then sighed. "She's pregnant Luigi."

Daisy then giggled and said. "The doctor told me I'm going to have a little girl and I've decided to name her Plum."

Both brothers passed out as they uttered. "Mama-Mia."

Holy crap did I just hear that correctly, did Daisy just say that she's pregnant and she's having a little girl and naming her PLUM, I guess that means Plum's mother from the future is Daisy?! What about Wario's newly found Culex Crystal can our heroes find him before the greedy little imp sells the crystal, and what about the mysterious person in the trench coat following our heroes and who is this queen he speaks of. So many question but you'll just have to wait for the next Chapter. Chapter 12 W. W. E. (This time I mean it)