Hey it's me Twanny Bizzle once again, again updating my Mario story. Last time Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, Mario and company had just arrived in Sarasaland to look for the Culex Crystal, but what they didn't was that Wario had already found it and was getting ready to sell it. (That greedy little bastard) When are heroes finally made it to Sarasaland bayou they were quickly ambush by some gun carrying maniac, until a pregnant Daisy came and save them it was actually Daisy's crazy Uncle Jebadiah. Our heroes were surprised to see how big Daisy's stomach, so Luigi asked her how did it get so big and, she said she was pregnant and was having a little girl and was naming her PLUM, Both Mario and Luigi then fainted on the spot. What about Wario can our heroes wake up in time to stop Wario from selling the Culex Crystal he found. Just stay tune for my newest chapter. Chapter 12 W. W. E.
Green: Uh um, I'm Green from the Koopa Bros. and it's very nice to meet you all, today I will be introducing the disclaimer.
Mario: Sorry I'm late, Green the traffic was horrible, now I'm ready to do the disclaimer, Uh um.
Green: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!!!!
Mario: What's wrong Green?!
Green: Are your ears clogged up or something, I said I'm going to introduce the disclaimer.
Mario: Come on now Green you, I'm sorry to say this but, you have no kind of personally, you're just not like your brothers.
Green face was red from anger. Green: Oh yeah I do have a personally, I'll show you, Dudes it's me Green and I'm…Um…the raddiest Dude around, now how about that Mario?!
Mario: Hmmm it seems like something Red would say.
Green: Uhhhhhhhh…I'll just do the disclaimer: Twanny Bizzle doesn't own anything Nintendo related, he only his Original Characters.
Mario: You see Green you have no kind of personally, you're like those Koopa Troopas that walks around on Super Mario games.
Green: Forget you Mario, I'm outta here.
Chapter 12: W. W. E.
Mario's Dream
"Uh what a weird dream." Mario then started looking around, he saw nothing but white clouds. "Huh where am I, I thought I was in Sarasaland, when did I end up in the sky?" Mario looked around some more and saw Daisy walking towards him carrying a baby. "No stay back, that not my kid." But Daisy just smiled and kept on walking. "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Mario then tried to run, but when he turned around Daisy was right in his face. "Wha…What do you want?" she then attempted to kiss him. "Mama-Mia!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mario then heard a voice. "Da…Da…DAD…Wak…Wake…Up." the voice then yelled. "WAKE UP!!!!!!!!"
Mario then jumped out of bed and hit his head right on the ceiling. "Owwww, Mama-Mia!!!!!" Mario then fell back down on the bed, he looked up and saw Plum staring at him. "Oh it's just you Plum, I had this weirdest dream, I dreamt that Da…Daisy was your mother, pretty crazy huh?" Plum then smiled nervously. "It was dream, wasn't it?" Mario said while looking at her with his head tilted slightly.
"Sweetie, I'm so glad that you're ok." said a relieved Daisy.
Mario then looked up and saw Daisy she was staring at him, he then stare at her huge stomach. "Oh, Mama-Mia." he then passed out again.
Daisy then poked her lip out. "You know what, you're really acting like a little child, you need to grow up."
"No dad, not again." Plum then went over to Mario and started back shaking him.
Daisy then placed her hands on her hips and looked over where Luigi was lying. "Luigi who is that girl who keeps on calling Mario dad, is she a gold-digger or something."
Luigi then started tapping his feet on the ground. "Oh Daisy that my jam, they say she's a gold-digger, but she don't want no broke, broke, broke." Luigi then started doing the patented Kanye West lean. (Gotta keep it clean)
Daisy then started staring at Luigi annoyingly. "Look Luigi are you going to tell me who she is, are not?" Luigi then started mumbling. Then Daisy yelled "LUIGI!!!!!!"
Plum then walked over to Daisy. "Um…My…Name it's…Um…It's Plum." she said while making no kind of eye contact.
Daisy then said. "Oh really…" she then patted Plum on her back. "I can't believe you have the same name as my daughter!!!!" she said while giggling.
Plum couldn't believe how clueless Daisy was. "Uh…Yeah it's quite the coincidence, huh?!"
Mario started regaining consciousness again. "Ohhhh, Errrr, My head it feels like I've been beaten with a Goomba in a burlap sack." He then got out of bed while still holding his head.
Plum was the first to notice Mario. "Daddy you're ok, I was so worried about you." Plum then helped Mario out of bed.
Luigi watched as Daisy ran over to Mario and started mumbling. "No good, woman stealing, son of…" Luigi said trailing off
Daisy then ran over to Mario. "Oh sweetie." she then stare at Mario. "I hope your not going to faint again."
Mario still couldn't believe that Daisy was pregnant for him. "Daisy I can't believe, are you sure I'm the father."
Daisy then started rubbing her stomach. "You sure are, who else could it be, it sure isn't Wario, and don't even get me started on Luigi." Luigi then started moaning in the background.
Plum then turned around and muttered. "Aw man, that was harsh mom."
"Now Wario, there's a real man, you should totally marry him niece." said Jebadiah coming out of nowhere.
Daisy then rolled her eyes. "Please Uncle Jebadiah, Wario he's such a pig, now Mario he's only man for me." she said rubbing her stomach, while smiling at Mario.
"Will you stop DOING THAT, it's really distracting." Mario said snapping. "We just need to find the Culex Crystal, and get out of here as fast as possible." He then pulled out the Culex Collector. "Hmmm, huh?!?!"
Plum then walked up to Mario. "What's wrong daddy?!"
Mario then showed Plum the Culex Crystal. "Can the Culex Crystal move on it's on like this."
Plum then looked at the radar. "Huh I don't think so, but according to this radar it's moving."
Daisy crossed her arms and sighed. "Hmmm a crystal you say, the only person that would be interesting in something like that would be Wario, so I bet he has and now he's probably riding his motorcycle, trying to find somebody to sell it to."
Mario was confused. "Wario, what's he doing here?!"
Daisy then said. "He calls himself searching for gold."
Mario looked around. "But…There nothing but a swamp land here."
Daisy then said while rubbing her stomach. "He always been kinda irrational, sweetie."
Mario then started freaking out. "What your problem, WHY DO YOU KEEP ON DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!"
Plum then grabbed Mario. "Heh heh, we gotta go Princess Daisy." she then looked at Mario. "Isn't that RIGHT MARIO!!!!!" Mario then nodded. She then looked at Luigi. "Aren't you coming too Unc…I mean Luigi?!"
Luigi then looked at Mario and rolled his eyes. "I'm not going anywhere with that woman stealing son of a…" Luigi once again trailed off.
Mario then snapped. "What are you talking about Luigi, I didn't steal anything from you, if you want her so badly you can have her it's, no skin off my bones."
Luigi then snapped back. "It's too late now Mario, you already soil her with your semen, she's no longer the same Daisy I grown to love."
Plum then walked in front the two arguing brothers. "What have I told you two about arguing all the time?!" Both brother just dropped there head. Plum then sighed. "Alright then Luigi if you don't want to come with us that's alright, you can stay here and watch Princess Daisy, until me and Mario come back." Mario and Plum then left the castle.
Jebadiah then snarled. "You see niece, Mario can't even respect you enough not to bring his floozies around you." But Daisy just shrugged.
Meanwhile Wario and Waluigi was on there way to meet someone to sell the Culex Crystal to.
"So Wario who's this mysterious guy were selling this gem to." said Waluigi sitting behind Wario on the motorcycle.
"Arrrrr, why don't you do me a favor and move your DAMN leg." Wario said while growling at Waluigi.
Waluigi then said. "Huh, but I can't move my leg, there not enough space to move."
Wario then turned around and snarled. "What are you talking about, you're legs are about this (II) big.
Waluigi then said. "Ok, ok let me see if I can move my leg."
Waluigi then move his skinny leg, and it touch Wario on his stubby thigh. "ARRRRRRR!!!!!!" Wario then grabbed Waluigi and threw him out of the motorcycle.
"Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Waluigi screamed as his body rolled on the hard concrete. Waluigi then got back up dusting himself off, he notice that Wario was leaving him. "Hey, wait for MEEEE!!!!!!!"
Wario stopped his hog and started talking to somebody on his cell phone (The same one from Mario Power Tennis) "Yeah I'm here, what's that, stay here until you come."
Waluigi then caught up. "Wario who are you talking to?" he said while looking over Wario's shoulder.
Wario then turned around and said. "Shut up, don't you see I'm on the phone." Wario then continued talking on the phone. "Ok, who's that, oh it was nothing but a pest, huh what did you say, oh yeah it's been nice doing business with too, what's your name again, huh Count Bleak, Bleach, Count Sissy Pants huh, what's that, your name's Count Bleck."
Waluigi was looking confused. "Count Bleck so he's the person we're selling the gem to."
Wario dug in his nose. "I don't know what you mean by we're, I already told you that all the money is going to belong to, MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Waluigi then started to look annoyed and muttered. "Cheap ass, son of a bitch."
Mario and Plum were already close to where Wario and Waluigi were located.
Plum was staring at Mario, she looked really annoyed. "Huh what's wrong with you Plum?" asked a confused Mario. Then Plum rolled her eyes. "Come on Plum tell me, what's on your mind." he said while laughing nervously.
Plum then pointed at Mario while poking him in his nose. "It's so obvious Dad, it's how you treated my mom, you were totally rude to her, must I remind you who's in her stomach." she then sighed. "You see that the main reason why I didn't want to tell you that Daisy was my mom from the future, I know you don't like her, but can't you at least try to get alone with her for me, please."
Mario then sighed. "Ok I'll try." he then turned around and muttered. "But she's so dang stupid." Mario then pulled out the Culex Collector. "Hmmmm, according to this thing, we should be by Wario now."
Plum then pointed. "Hey isn't that Mayor Wario?"
A surprised Mario then said. "MAYOR?!?!?!"
Wario and Waluigi then turned around and saw Mario and Plum. "Arrrrrr, Mario what are you doing, I'm expecting to come on to a large sum of cash, I don't have time to beat on you right now."
Mario then said. "You beat me, never, I mean, NEVER!!!!!!!!"
Plum then walked up to Wario and grabbed his hand. "Wow Mayor Wario it's really nice to see you again."
Wario then pulled his hand away from Plum and growled in her face. "Arrrrrr, what are you talking about girl, I'm no mayor, but pretty soon I'll be on rich son of a gun."
Plum stepped back from Wario and held her nose. "Ewww, you stink Mayor Wario."
Waluigi then started to laugh. "Wa hah hah hah hah."
Wario then grabbed Waluigi. "Who told you to laugh string beam." he then picked up Waluigi and slung him into a tree.
Plum watched as Waluigi crashed into the tree. "Ow that had to hurt." she then looked at Wario who was beside himself with laughter. "Wow Mayor Wario you sure are jerk."
Wario then started back staring at Plum and annoyingly said. "I told you kid, I'm no MAYOR!!!!!!!"
Mario then walked up to Plum. "Listen Plum, the Wario in this time period isn't the same Wario from yours." Mario then sighed. "Trust me."
Wario then crossed his arms. "So Mario what do you want?!"
Mario then pointed at the Culex Crystal Wario was holding. "I'm here for the Culex Crystal you have Wario."
Wario then lifted up the Culex Crystal and looked at it. "So this gem is called a Culex Crystal?!"
Waluigi then rubbed his chin and said. "Culex Crystal, what a ridiculous name for a gem, Wario I think he's lying."
Wario then turned around and growled. "If I wanted to heard what you thought." he then uttered in rage. "ARRRRR, I WOULD OF ASKED YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Come on Wario just give us the crystal." said an impatience Mario.
Wario then smirked. "I'll sell it to you for Six Golden Coins."
"SIX GOLDEN COINS, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!" Mario then said. "Do I look like I'm made of money."
Waluigi then whispered in Wario's ear. "I thought you were selling it to Count Bleck."
Wario then grabbed Waluigi by the neck and whispered back. "Shut up, I already know that, but I'm charging Mario twice the price than I'm charging Count Indigo."
Mario then said. "What's up with you, aren't you already rich?!"
Wario then smirked. "Take it or leave it."
Plum then stepped in front of Mario. "Isn't there anything else we can do Mayor Wario?"
Wario then growled. "STOP CALLING ME THAT DAMMIT!!!!!!" Wario then started thinking. (Even if it possible for him) "There is one more choice."
Mario then said. "So what is it?!"
Wario then started laughing manically. "We'll have to wrestle one on one."
Mario and Plum were both staggered. "WRESTLE!!!!!!!!" they said in unison.
Wario then said. "Yep, it's going to be me versus you Mario, string beam over there is going to be the referee."
Waluigi then sighed. "Come on Wario could you stop with string beam crack, my name is Waluigi.
Wario then looked at Plum. "Oh yeah keep your little girlfriend on the sidelines there won't be any kind of interfering, and one more you can't use any kind of power up item, do you agree with these rules."
Mario then eagerly said. "Yeah, yeah I agree, but if I win you'll have to give me the Culex Crystal ok."
Wario then dug in his nose and nonchalantly said. "Yeah, yeah whatever."
Plum then walked up to Mario, she looked extremely concerned. "Dad are you sure you can take Mayor Wario, without any power up items?"
Mario then gave Plum the thumbs up. "Yeah I can beat Wario without having using any power up items, I did it before."
"We'll see you little bastard." Wario then snapped his finger and a wrestling ring came out of nowhere and fell on the ground.
Plum stood there in disbelief, as the wrestling ring appeared out of nowhere. "Wow, I didn't see that coming."
Mario, Wario, and Waluigi then jump in the ring. "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another excided Wario Ware Entertainment wrestle event, ok today's match will be a single pin fall match, no time limit, let's us began." said Waluigi
Mario then ran at Wario. "C'mon Wario let's see what you got."
Wario started to laugh. "Wa ha ha ha." Wario then took out his Count Canoli wand. "No Mario, let's see if YOU can handle this." Wario then drew around his body, he then yelled. "Dragon Wario." Wario then open his mouth and shot huge fireballs at Mario.
The fireballs were coming towards Mario at blazing speeds. "Mama-Mia!!!!!!!" The huge fireballs struck Mario and he was sent airborne. "WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Wario then jump up behind Mario. "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!!!!!!"
Plum stood there in disbelief. "Hey he's cheating." she then looked at Waluigi. "C'mon ref get in there, I thought you said no power up items."
Waluigi then looked up at Mario and Wario. "Hey I don't see anything." he then smirked at Plum.
Plum then rolled her eyes. "How can you still take up for Wario, after all the mean things he did to you?"
Waluigi then looked at Plum and then at Wario. She do have a point, he have been treating me badly lately. He said to himself.
Wario then grabbed Mario from behind and shouted. "PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!" He then did a backward flip in midair while still holding Mario and then started free falling down towards the wrestling ring below.
Plum then yelled. "Come on ref, you have to stop this match." but Waluigi then say anything, he just kept watching the match.
Wario then slammed Mario. "Oh YEAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
Mario's head collided with the wrestling mat, the impact was so hard that Mario left a dent in the middle of the ring. "Ow...That hurted." Mario then felled backwards, lying on his back.
"Wa hah hah, I'm not done yet, watch this Mario." Wario then pulled out his wand again, and then drew around himself, he then yelled. "Arty Wario, Waaaa ha ha ha ha ha." Wario then drew some high stairs on one of the wrestling pole. "Now Mario let's end this with the WARIO WAMMA SLAMMA!!!!!!!" Wario then started climbling the stairs. "HERE I GO!!!!!!!!"
Wario was just about to jump off the stairs, until Waluigi shouted. "Wario you're disqualified, for using an power up item." he then looked at an unconscious Mario. "Mario is the winner of this match, so the crystal goes to him."
Plum then jump into the ring and ran to Mario. "Yay you did it daddy, you won the match so the Culex Crystal is ours." Plum then lifted Mario's head up. "Oh daddy you're a wreck." Mario then gave Plum the thumbs up.
Wario stood there in disbelief. "Wha…WHAT?!" he then jump off the stairs and landed in fronted Waluigi. "What do you mean I'm disqualified?!"
Waluigi then said. "You said no power up items were allowed in this match and you used a power up item, so that means you're disqualified." Waluigi said feeling proud of himself.
Wario then grabbed Waluigi by his neck and sighed. " Having a sidekick isn't working out, so I'm really hate to say this, but." Wario then snarled. "YOU"RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!" he then picked Waluigi up. "Say adious string beam." He then tossed Waluigi all the way off of Sarasaland.
"WAAAAAAAAAAA, DAMN YOU WARIOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" cried Waluigi.
Wario then started laughing to himself. "Wa ha ha, that's what happens when you cross me." Plum and Mario then walked towards Wario. "Arrrrr, what do you two want?!"
Plum then said. "You know what we want Mayor Wario." she then pointed at the Culex Crystal lying outside of the ring. "You said if we win we could have the crystal."
Wario then ran outside of the ring and grabbed the crystal. "I change my mind." he then placed the crystal around his waist like a championship belt. "Oh yeah, looking good."
Plum then yelled. "Hey you can't change your mind, a promise is a promise." Wario then licked his tongue at her. "Why you immature little troll." She then ran at Wario.
Wario then smirked. "Wo ho ho, so you want a piece of me little girl." Wario then jumped out of the way. "Take this." Wario then tried a belly flop. "Oh yeah, your going to love this." Wario was coming down really fast, the Culex Crystal then started to glow slightly.
Plum saw this and said. "Oh no the Culex Crystal is reacting to Mayor Wario."
Wario then slammed his fat blobby body on the ground causing a massive earthquake. Whoa?!" said a surprised Wario.
Plum could barely dodge Wario's attack. "Whew, that was close." she then looked over where Wario was.
Wario started to laugh manically while holding the Culex Crystal. "Wa ha ha ha, so that's why you want this gem so badly, it could can cause earthquake huh."
Plum then said. "C'mon just give us the crystal Mayor Wario, we can make better use to it, than you."
Wario then placed the crystal back around his waist and jumped in the air. "Please, this crystal is gonna stay with me." he was just about to do another belly flop, but Mario hit him with a Coin Rush in midair. "Arrrrrrr, Wha?!" Wario then tried to grab the coins that came out of Mario's Coin Rush attack. "Oh yeah, free coins." but then the coins disappeared and he growled. "ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
Mario fist then started to glow. "This is for cheating during our wrestling match." Mario then hit Wario with the Super Fist, knocking him out of Sarasaland. Mario then landed on the ground smirking, well until Plum slapped him in the back of the head. "Ow, what was that for?!"
Plum then placed her hands on her hips. "Nice work Mister Smarty Pant, Mayor Wario was wearing the Culex Crystal, when you knocked him out of here."
"MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!!" Mario had this really stupid look on his face.
Our heroes almost had the Culex Crystal, but thanks to Mario our heroes has once again lost another crystal, with only one crystal left can our heroes get or will they lose it to somebody else, and what about Count Bleck how do he know about the Culex Crystal. Well my friends you'll just have to wait for the next chapter. Chapter 13: A Series of Unfortunate Events.
TB: I didn't mean for this chapter to be this long, I promise the next one will be a little bit more shorter.
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