Boo-ya, guess who's back, back again, Twanny back, tell your friends. Alright I'm here to update my Mario story; Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, anyway last time Mario and Plum had finally caught up with Wario to get the Culex Crystal, but Wario told Mario and Plum that the only way they could get crystal was if Mario wrestled with him one on one, so Mario agreed, but soon as the matched started Wario quickly resorted to cheating. It look like Mario was on the ropes, until Waluigi did something nobody was expecting he disqualified Wario. Wario didn't take it well and threw Waluigi out of Sarasaland, since Wario had lost the match he had to hand over the Culex Crystal he found, but Wario refused to and tried attacking Plum, but Mario quickly defeated him and knocking HIM out of Sarasaland, but Mario didn't know that Wario was still wearing the Culex Crystal when he got rid of him. What will our heroes do now they just lost yet another crystal, making the last one a must get at Yoshi Island. This chapter is just about the bad guys, so you won't be seeing Mario, Luigi, Plum and Daisy. Now please enjoy my newest chapter. Chapter 13: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Yoshi G: What' sup cuz, this is Yoshi G, yes if you haven't notice I'm a Yoshi who's…A (G)angsta and the only Yoshi who speak English, alright listen up bitches I'm going to do this damn disclaimer.

Mario: Huh? Who are you, what happen to the Koopa Bros?

Yoshi G: Bitch get on the floor and shut the hell up.

Yoshi G then pointed a gun to Mario's head.

Mario: Mama-Mia, why do peoples always have to threaten me with guns?!

Yoshi G: Uh um…Twanny Bizzle or whatever his name is, don't own any Nin…Nin…that video game thing, aigt.

Mario: UNCOUTH, Yoshi you're a disgrace.

Yoshi G: Bitch, I told you what my name is Yoshi G.

Chapter 13: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Wario was still soaring through the air, it was like an endless flight. "Arrrrrr, damn you Mario, I'll have my revengeeeeeee!!!!!" Wario was heading right for some clouds. "Well at least there only clouds." Wario was expecting to go through the clouds, but instead he crashed into something really hard. "Ow." Wario then fell inside the clouds and went inside some kind of fortress.

Meanwhile inside the fortress an unexpected Pretty Ricky were playing cards.

Slick'em then started looking around. "Hey did you guys hear that?" he then started looking around some more.

Spectacular then said while, well you should know by now. "Ahhhh Slick'em you're just imaging it."

Pleasure then put his cards down. "Yeah Slick'em if you heard something, trust me we would all heard it."

Baby Blue then placed his cards on the table and sighed. "Well you guys didn't believe me when I heard Master Yaridovich's voice."

Pleasure then looked towards Yaridovich's room. "Speaking on Master Yaridovich, I wonder what's he's doing to Toadlice."

"Yeah, remember when we had to get him from Toad Town." Baby Blue said laughing slightly.

Flashback

Toadlice was trying to flee to his oversize Police car. "If I run Master Yaridovich won't be able to find me, and I won't get punish." he then open the door and got inside his car. Damn I'm a freaking genius. he said to himself. Toadlice then started looking for the key for his car. "Wha…Where's my keys?!"

Suddenly Pleasure came knocking on the car window. "Hey there you are Toadlice, Master Yaridovich would like to speak with you."

Toadlice then locked the doors of his car. "You can tell Yaridovich that I don't feel like talking." Toadlice then started back looking for his keys.

Pleasure then sighed. "Spectacular will you please."

Spectacular then walked towards Toadlice's police car while flexing. "Now, now it's time for you to with us little one."

Toadlice then started sweating. "Awwww, get away from me, you gigantic freak." Toadlice then found his car keys. "Oh yeah, it's time for me to get out of here." Toadlice then placed the key in the key slot and hit the gas. "I'm outta here." But his car didn't move. "What the, why am I not moving." he then turned around and saw Spectacular holding his car. "Holy…" he said while trailing off.

Spectacular then yawned. "Aw, this nothing but childs play to me." he then placed the car back down on the ground. "Now, let's get you out of there." he then ripped Toadlice's car door clean off.

Toadlice jumped out of the car and tried to make a run for it. "Oh no you don't, get back here you." Slick'em then pounce on top of Toadlice.

Pleasure then walked over to Slick'em and Toadlice. "C'mon let's take this little rat back to Master Yaridovich." Baby Blue then picked up Toadlice and then they all of the brothers flew back to Yaridovich's air fortress.

End of Flashback

All four brother sat at the table and started laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha…snivel…Damn Baby Blue I got hand it to you, you sure know how to make someone laugh." Slick'em said, wiping the tear coming from his face.

Suddenly Wario came falling from the ceiling and landed right in the middle of the table. "Ouch!!!!!" Wario then started looking around. "Hmmm I didn't think heaven would of look like this." he then scratched his head. "Then again I would of never thought I would of even made it to heaven."

Pleasure and his brothers stood there in disbelief. "Isn't th...Isn't that, that coward Mayor Wario?!"

Wario turned around. "Whoa, you some ugly ass angels." then he pointed at Spectacular. "Especially that bulky one." he then started snickering. "What are you on steroid or something?"

Spectacular was outraged. "How dare you little man." Wario then ignored him and started digging in his bellybutton. Spectacular was getting really irritated. "How dare you ignored me, like I'm some animal."

Wario then lifted his head up and muttered to himself. "Whoa, what's this on my hand…sniff…It smell like cheese."

"Arrrrrrr, no one disrespects me and gets away with it." Spectacular then ran at Wario at full speed. "Feel the wraith of true greatness!!!!!!"

But the only thing Wario did was lifted up his hand and fling his bellybutton gunk at Spectacular. "FIRE!!!!!!!!"

The gunk came at Spectacular like a bullet hitting him in the eye, the impact of the blow ricocheted Spectacular all though the compound and he landed facedown under a broken table. The other members of Pretty Ricky was giggling like little school girls.

Wario stood acting nonchalant. "Arrrrr, you little cretin, I'll grind you're bones for making me look like a fool." Spectacular said throwing the table legs off him. "Round two!!!!!!" he then flew at Wario with his huge fist balled up.

Wario then started holding his stomach. "Ahhhh…This isn't good, I shouldn't ate those bean burritos for breakfast." Wario then turned around. "INCOMING!!!!!!" Wario then released yellow gas from his…uh…butt.

"Wha…NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Spectacular was hit by Wario's disgusting gas and fell over backwards holding his nose. "Oh my god, I can't breathe, the smell, it's horrible!!!!"

"That's called the purple wind, silence yet deadly." he said while patting his butt.

Slick'em, Baby Blue, and Pleasure just stared at each other. "But wasn't gas um…Yellow?!" asked a confused Baby Blue.

Wario then jumped on Spectacular's chest. "Oh yeah, I'm feeling it now." Wario then rubbed his stomach. "Fart Rocket!!!!!" Wario then used his gas to fly up in the air. "Ladies and Gentleman this is going to be a bumpy ride." Wario then started back falling down towards Spectacular.

Wario came down on Spectacular like a missile head butting the giant in his chest. "AWWWWWW!!!!!!!" cried Spectacular in pain. "Wh…Why didn't you guys help me?!" he uttered as he lost conscious.

Pretty Ricky stood there in disbelief. "Whoa, I can't believe that fat cowardly Wario was able to defeat Spectacular all by himself." mumbled Baby Blue to Slick'em.

Slick'em turned towards Baby Blue. "Please, he only won because Spectacular was pathetic."

Pleasure then looked at Wario and smirked. "Hey Mayor Wario, let's see if you can take use all at once?!"

Wario then turned around, he was digging in his nose. "Wha…You talking to me?!"

Pleasure then pointed at Wario. "Let's goooooo!!!!!!" Pleasure and his brothers then went charging at Wario.

Wario then smirked. "Oh, so you all are coming at me at once, huh?" Wario then pulled out his Culex Crystal and placed it around his waist. Pleasure stopped in his tracks, but his brother kept on charging towards him. "Here I Goooo!!!!"

Wario then jumped up in air, Slick'em and Baby Blue jumped up behind him. Slick'em then tried kicking Wario, but Wario caught his leg.

Baby Blue was right behind Wario. "Hey let go of my brother." Baby Blue transform the armor on his arm into an energy blade.

Baby Blue was just about to slash Wario, but Wario threw Slick'em in front of Baby Blue, and he accidentally slashed Slick'em. Wario then got behind the two brothers and Body Slam (It's no longer call a belly flop) them into a wall, knocking the two brothers into another room in the fortress.

Wario then landed back on the ground. "Hmmm I wonder why this Culex thingy isn't causing earthquakes anymore?" he said while staring at his Culex Crystal.

Pleasure then said. "Wario why don't you be a good little gremlin and hand over the Culex Crystal you have." he then started walking towards Wario. "Trust me you won't be able to defeat me like you did my brothers."

Wario then started smirking. "Oh really, let's see it then, put your money where your mouth is." Wario then started running towards Pleasure. "Oh yeah, check this out." Wario butt then started jigging. "Fart Rocket!!!!!!!" Wario then started using his gas to glide towards Pleasure like a missile.

Pleasure then closed his eyes and transform his armor into a energy blade and sighed. "It looks like you have to learn the hard way."

Wario was just about ram into Pleasure, but he disappeared and reappeared behind Wario, he then started hacking Wario with fast-paced slashes, the force of the attack made Wario crashed into one of the fortress wall.

Wario then lift himself out of the wall. "Arrrr, why isn't this DAMN gem doing something." he then started rubbing his head.

Pleasure ran towards Wario transforming his armor into a cannon. "It's because your not using the right emotion to active the crystal's true power."

Wario then scratched his head. "The crystal's true power, emotion, arrrrrrr you're not making any sense." Pleasure was just about to fire his cannon, but Wario jumped over him, making Pleasure to blast through the wall. "I don't need this crystal power to beat you." Wario then slammed his huge body into Pleasure causing an small earthquake, the attack was so powerful that Pleasure went through the floor and crashed down into the lower level of the fortress "Oh yeah this little gem finally came in handy." he said while rubbing the crystal.

Meanwhile Yaridovich was have a man to man talk with Toadlice.

"Toadlice what gave you the idea, that if you ran away for me, that I wouldn't been able to find you." he said while throwing tiny fire balls at Toadlice.

Toadlice was tied to a rocket inside the fortress. (don't ask) "Wait, wait, Master Yaridovich I did find something interesting when I was in Toad Town."

Yaridovich rubbed his armor like chin. "Oh really, what did you discovered you little worm?"

Toadlice then nervously said. "Have you seen this girl who been traveling around with Mario, well I think the girl is Mario's daughter."

Yaridovich body was now ablaze. "YOU FOOL, WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK SHE WAS, WHY ELSE WOULD AN UNDER AGE GIRL TRAVEL AROUND WITH HIM?!?!"

"Uh…Ma…Maybe his girlfriend?!" Toadlice said softly.

Yaridovich was now enraged. "HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHY WOULD MARIO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, HE'S TOO MUCH A BOYSCOUT TO EVEN NOTICE A WOMAN!!!!!!!!"

Toadlice then said. "Well that didn't stop him from making a daughter."

"Toadlice, are…Are you trying to sass me?!" Yaridovich then lifted up his arm and formed a fireball. "Toadlice you know I can't stand sassiness!!!!!!"

Toadlice then covered his face. "Wait, wait I'm sorry." Toadlice then lifted his head up. "Huh, wait…Your not going to fry me?!"

Yaridovich then stood up out. "Hmmmm…what's that noise?!." he then walked to the door in the room. "What are those idiots doing back there?!" Yaridovich then left the room to see what was going on.

Toadlice then said. "Hey don't forget about me!!!!!!!" he said while struggling to break free.

Yaridovich burst into the room where Pretty Ricky was in. "What's going on in here?!" he then saw Spectacular, Slick'em, and Baby Blue lying on the ground unconscious. "What, how could this happen, where is Pleasure?!?!" he then turned around and saw Pleasure soaring across the room. "PLEASURE?!?!"

Pleasure crashed into wall. "While you fat son of a…" he then saw Yaridovich staring at him. "Mas…Master Yaridovich?!"

Yaridovich then walked up to Pleasure. "Pleasure what's going on, why are your brothers all BEATEN UP?!?!?!?!" Yaridovich's armor was slightly glowing.

Pleasure then kneeled. "Master Yaridovich we have an intruder, it's Wario he also has a Culex Crystal with him, somehow."

Yaridovich body was now ablaze. "WHAT WARIO HAS A CULEX CRYSTAL, HOW DID THAT FAT SLOB FIND OUT ABOUT THE CULEX CRYSTAL!!!!!" he then turned towards Pleasure. "I thought I told you BOYS to go and find the all of the Culex Crystals for me, but it seems that you can't follow any kind directions. He placed his hand over his face. "This is getting ridiculous, if this fat nimrod was able to find my base so easily, well Pleasure I think it's about time we went and found a new place to stay."

Pleasure was just about to gravel, but Wario came bursting in the room. "Hey where did you go don't tell me your afraid, you punk chicken!!!!!" He then jumped on a table.

Yaridovich then walked towards Wario. "So I heard you're been giving my boys some trouble."

Wario was sitting on the table scratching his butt. "Whoa, is that robot talking to me?!" he said while looking at Pleasure and pointing at Yaridovich.

Yaridovich then yelled. "You fat disgusting little imp, get off my table." He then tossed a couple of fireballs at Wario.

"Whoa!!!!!" Wario then jumped over the fireballs avoiding the attack. Wario then landed. "Arrrrrr, that was a cheap shot, but if you want to play like that, then I'll plaaaay!!!!!!!" Wario's butt then started jigging. "Oh yeah, just in time." Wario was heading straight towards Yaridovich like a missile. "Fart Rocket!!!!!!!"

Wario was just about to Body Slam Yaridovich, but Yaridovich slowly step aside and got behind Wario. "Your attack is so absurd, you do know gas is combustible."

Wario flew past Yaridovich with all his yellow gas following behind him. "Wha?!" Yaridovich snapped his fingers ignited the gas causing a massive explosion. "Arrrrrr, you cheated, I can't believe I'm saying this, MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!!!!" he said as he went skyrocketing out the ship.

The ship then explosion, Yaridovich, Pretty Ricky, and Toadlice was sent flying out of the wreck air fortress.

Toadlice was still tied to the rocket and uttered. "Damn you, you bastard, Mister Yaridovich!!!!!!" he then passed out.

Baby Blue who was half conscious the muttered. "Mas…Master Yaridovich I think he's trying to kill all of us."

Pleasure then looked towards Yaridovich. "Master Yaridovich your attention wasn't to kill us, but just to get rid of Wario, right?"

Yaridovich was acting nonchalant and turned towards Pleasure. "Pleasure, so I see you're still alive."

Pleasure had this weird look on his face, as Yaridovich and his brothers including Toadlice landed somewhere close to Bowser's Castle.

Yaridovich was levitating in the air. "Hmmmm this place, it somehow makes me feel at home." he then looked and saw Bowser's Castle in the distance. "Hmmmm, interesting a castle in the middle of nowhere." he then did a sinister smirk. "C'mon boys I think I just found our new home, Mwa ha ha ha ha."

Meanwhile back to this chapter main character, Wario.

Wario was skyrocketing through the air, his ass was now blazing. "Owww, hot, hot, hot, hot!!!!!!!" Wario crashed into a mansion close to Koopa Field (Damn that's a long distance from Sarasland to Koopa Field) "WAAAAAA!!!!!!" Wario landed on top of some kind of table. "Arrrr, that robot man was trying to play for keeps." He then lifted himself up and looked around. "Where am I anyways?" he then finally realize what he was on top of. "Huh, what kind of table is this?" he then jumped off and started examining the table closely. "This isn't a table, I think this is a coffin, who would keep a coffin in there house?" Wario then lifted open the coffin. "Whoa, it's a mummy." he then took a closer look at the mummy he then started touching (ew) the mummy wrappings. "Wait a minute…Is…Is…Is this…It is, this is toilet paper."

Suddenly Wario heard a voice. "You seen something you shouldn't have."

Wario turned around and saw the mysterious guy. "Who the heck are you?!"

Uh that was an interesting chapter. Wario was had his own little adventure, a short adventure, but an adventure sure enough, who was the mysterious guy Wario met at the end of the chapter and why did he have a mummy in his house, what about Yaridovich is he planning on stealing Bowser's Castle, and our heroes return in the next chapter, well you just have to wait until the next chapter come out. Chapter 14: Flare's Revenge.

Twanny Bizzle: Hey all just wanting to thank a couple of people for reviewing my story.

1: James Birdsong: Thanks for reviewing every chapter so far…snivel…I said I wasn't going to cry.

2: PrincessPeachandDaisy: Thanks reviewing my story and I hope you enjoy my newest chapter.

Twanny Bizzle: Alright thanks for hearing my out guys, I hope you review my newest chapter, thank you and I'm out.