Hey what's up this is Twanny Bizzle here ready to update YET another chapter to my already awesome Mario story. Last time on Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, it was an all Wario chapter. After getting beaten by Plum and Mario, Wario was sent soaring and crashed into Yaridovich's Kamikaze Cruiser (Flying Air Fortress) and was found face to face with Pretty Ricky, Wario easily defeated them, but since Wario was making such a big uproar, Yaridovich heard Wario and went to investigate what was going on, there he found Wario, Wario then challenge Yaridovich, but he was just too much for Wario handle and was sent skyrocketing out of the Kamikaze Cruiser and landed in some kind of mansion, there he found some twisted nut job that kept mummies in his house, who is this stranger, well stay tune for my newest chapter. Chapter 14: Another Series of Unfortunate Events. (Sorry had to change it again, you'll see who Flare is in a later chapter)

Disclaimer: I'm sooooo sorry folks, but I don't own anything Nintendo related, but feel free to admire my OC's, there a lot of them, you know.

Chapter 14: Another Series of Unfortunate Events.

The mysterious guy looked up at Wario, and showed his creepy grin. (I'm pretty sure you who he is by now) "No Yellow Cap, the question is why are you in Cackletta's tomb?" Fawful then started twitching.

Wario then started looking around in the room. "Looks more like a bathroom to me." Wario then started scratching his head. "Huh, who's Yellow Cape?!"

Fawful then started to walk closer to Wario. "Yellow Cap you're making Fawful's Fury come, it time to leave NOW!!!!!!" Fawful said holding his head.

"Whoa, whoa, hey kid you're beginning to creep me out." Wario then pushed Fawful away from him. "Anyway who keeps a mummy in there bathtub and wrapped in toilet paper." Wario then snarled. "You're a freak!!!!!!!!!"

Fawful hit his back on the bathroom door. Fawful then got back up and yelped. "Fury, fury, FURY!!!!!!!!!!" Fury then started bumping into walls.

Wario stared at Fawful. "Um, are you ok?!" Wario then placed his hand on Fawful's shoulder.

Fawful then uttered. "Pills, pills, bring Fawful his pills."

Wario then scratched his head. "Huh what did you say." Fawful then slap Wario's hand off his shoulder. Wario then snarled. "Hey, who do you think you are, buster?!"

"FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Fawful really loudly. "Hu…Hurry…Yellow Cap bring Fawful his PILLS!!!!!!!" Fawful then started holding himself. "Be…Before…Fury comes." he said mumbling to himself.

"Pills?!" Wario then started scanning the surroundings. "I don't see no damn pills."

Fawful then muttered. "Their…Their in the cabinets." Fawful then pointed toward a silver cabinet. "HURRY YELLOW CAP!!!!!!"

Wario casually walked towards the cabinet. "Hmmm, let's see here, pills, pills, pills." Wario then found some pill bottles. "Hey creepo, what pill bottle do you need?!" Fawful didn't answer, he just moaned and groaned. Wario then shrugged. "Whatever." Wario then grabbed one of the pill bottles and casually walked back to Fawful. "Here you go, YOU LITTLE FREAK!!!!!"

Fawful then slapped the bottle out of Wario's hand. "NOOOOOOO, FUUUURRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wario then snarled. "ARRRRRR, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Suddenly a huge mutated arm appeared behind Fawful's back. Wario stared at the huge arm, with one of his eyes twitching. "WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!" he said while pointing.

Fawful's mutated arm caved Wario's face in, sending the greedy little imp crashing in Fawful's bathtub. "ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" growled Fawful as another mutated arm grew from his back.

Wario landed on top of Cackletta's decaying corpse, the corpse was all sticky and gooey. "Waaaaa, I've seen some pretty sick stuff in my day, but this has to be the worst, GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wario said as he struggled to get off of Cackletta's decaying corpse.

Fawful then jumped in the bathtub, Fawful watched in horror as Wario disgraced Cackletta's body. "ARRRRRRRRR, FUUUUURRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

Wario stood up and stared at Fawful's four arms. "Ha, ha, ha, look at your arms, you look like a T-Rex with those little bitty arms." Fawful struck Wario with his mutated arm, this time sending Wario outside of the bathroom, he landed in Fawful's den. "Ouch, that freak means business." Wario then notice the pill bottles scattered all over the ground. "Hmmmm, maybe if I use these pills on freakshow, he probably return to that creepy little man." Wario then grabbed the pills off the ground.

Fawful jumped towards Wario ready to strike him again with his huge mutated arm."FURRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!" shouted the half mutated Fawful.

Wario then jumped out of the way avoiding Fawful's attack, he then did a midair flip and was heading right towards Fawful's mutated arm, still while holding the pills. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Wario then landed on one of Fawful's arms. "It's time for your medicine, FREAK." Fawful then swatted at Wario, but he quickly jumped in the air, making Fawful slam his own arm into the other arm, Fawful fell on the ground holding his grotesque arm.

Wario then started jamming the pills down Fawful's throat. "Eat it, eat it, EAT IT!!!!" shouted Wario.

Fawful's huge mutated arms sunk back in his…Um back. Fawful got back up holding his head. "Uhh…Fawful's head it feels like it's spinning."

Wario then walked over to Fawful while digging in his nose. "Hey freak, you're back to normal?!"

Fawful then lifted himself up off the ground and shakes Wario's hand. "Oh thank you Yellow Cap, you saved Fawful from Fury."

Wario face was red from anger, his eyes was so full of rage it looked like they were about to bust out his head. "ARRRRRRR!!!!!!" Wario then bald up his fist and punched Fawful in the face. "YOU LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!!!!"

Fawful got back up holding his face. "What was that for Yellow Cap, Fawful was only thanking you for saving Fawful from the…Fury."

Wario was confused. "Wha…?"

Fawful then sighed. "Fawful can really tell that Yellow Cap isn't all that bright upstairs."

Wario was perplexed and asked. "Ok, I'm totally confused now, who are all these people you keep on talking about?"

"Huh, what do you mean Yellow Cap, Fawful don't understand?" asked a confused Fawful.

Wario then said. "I mean who is this Fawful person you keep blabbering about, also who is Yellow Cap, and who is this… Fury?"

Fawful stared at Wario as if he was stupidest person in the world. "Fawful is Fawful, Yellow Cap is Yellow Cap, and Fury is Fawful's Fury." Fawful then started chuckling under his breath.

Wario stood there with his mouth wide open, the only word he could get out was. "Wha…?"

Fawful then placed his hand over his face and sighed. "Yellow Cape try to listen closely to Fawful." Fawful then pointed at himself. "Fawful is Fawful…Ok Fawful is Fawful."

Wario then snapped his fingers. "I think I'm beginning to figure you out freak, Fawful is Fawful, right?" Fawful then nodded. "Ok, ok, if Fawful is Fawful, that means you're Fawful, right?!"

Fawful then said. "Yeah, there you go Yellow Cap, you're finally figuring what Fawful is saying."

Wario's brain was being to fail again, until he asked. "Alright now who's this Yellow Cap?"

Fawful then sighed in frustration. "Are you kidding Fawful, Fawful can't believe Yellow Cap don't know his own name."

Yaridovich and his BOYS were surrounding Bowser's Castle. "Alright boys the only thing we have to do is kick out the current resident, and we'll have us a new base."

Spectacular then sighed. "Master Yaridovich could you call us by our group name."

Yaridovich then turned around and stared Spectacular. "I'LL NEVER CALL YOU BOYS BY THAT RIDICULOUS NAME." he then said. "Why do you Boys call yourselves that anyways?"

Pleasure then sighed. "We were suppose to be called Pretty Sneaky, but Slick'em misspelled Sneaky and wrote Ricky, I guess Slick'em thought I wouldn't notice Ricky instead of Sneaky."

Yaridovich then said. "So couldn't you just switched back to the old name?!"

Pleasure once again sighed. "Nope, Slick'em have already order the T-Shirt and action figures, I know what you're thinking, why would bad guys like us would need T-Shirts and other merchandise."

Yaridovich then said. "So what's up with those fruity names?!"

"Once again I have an answer to that question, you see my name was suppose to be Havoc, tell me how can you get the name Havoc mixed up with the name Pleasure, anyway Baby Blue's name was supposed to Baby Boom, and well Spectacular name was supposed to been Captain Magnificent, now that I think about it Spectacular was a better name for him." Pleasure once again sighed from Slick'em's stupidity.

Yaridovich was about to ask another question, but he heard something ratting in the bushes, he looked over at the bushes and saw three of Koopa Troopas with yellow shells, Yaridovich then huffed. "Humph, Stealth Koopas."

Suddenly all of the Stealth Koopa started shrieking. "Dudeeeeeeee, we been spotted." showing their lack of intelligence. They then started running for no reason, and the leader then shouted. "Dudes like totally, like enable you cloaking devices." The Stealth Koopas then vanished.

Spectacular then said. "How do we catch them now?"

Yaridovich then huffed. "You have to remember that the Stealth Koopas are a bunch of idiots, so the only thing we have to do is listen."

Pleasure then heard the leader of the Stealth Koopas yelped. "Dudes we need to get to Lord Bowser, like immediately or something."

Pleasure was dumbfounded. "I can't believe that they were stupidest enough talk while they still was in their cloaking devices." They then started chased behind the Stealth Koopas.

Yaridovich and his Boys were giving chase to the Stealth Koopas outside of Bowser's Castle, the leader then turned around and said. "Give up dude, we're like totally invisible or something." Yaridovich then quickly grabbed the leader by the shell. "Dude let me go, I'll tell you anything you want, just let go of me." Yaridovich then smirked.

Fawful was staring at Wario and asked. "Um…Yellow Cap explain your plan to Fawful again."

Wario then sighed. "I told you already my name is Wario, anyway my plan is to use my hitman, Takamine, Tangerine, arrrrrr, whatever his name is, to kidnap Daisy, and while that moron is taking care of Mario, we can rob him and take all of his money."

Tatanga then sighed. "I'm right here, by the way my name is Tatanga." as he hovered in his undersize UFO.

Wario then stared at Tatanga. "Damn Tangerine, you done gained a lot of weight."

Tatanga just cut Wario off with his eyes, and open up another bag of Cheese Puffs. "And if I refuse to do your little dirty work?"

Wario pretended to think while rubbing his chin. "Then I'll beat your ass myself, so it seems that you have two choices, either Mario beats your ass, or I do!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why do I even work for him?" Tatanga muttered under his breath as he flew out of Fawful's mansion.

Wario then started laughing. "With this I can easily get past Peach's pathetic Toad Guards." Wario pulled out his Culex Crystal.

Fawful was staggered. "What, Yellow Cap has a Bean Bean Crystal?!"

Wario was confused. "Bean Bean Crystal?"

Fawful then reached for Wario's crystal. "Give me, give me!!!!!!"

Wario slapped Fawful's hand out of the way. "This isn't called a Bean Bean Crystal, I think Mario said it was called a Culex Crystal or something like that."

Fawful's Fury was beginning to store up again. "FURY!!!!!" shouted Fawful. "Red Cap lie to Yellow Cap, Fawful had found the Bean Bean Crystal first, but Red, Green, and Pink came and stole Fawful's Bean Bean Crystal, so sad, yes?" Fawful then pulled his pills out and started to take them all at once. "Uh…Er…Fawful's fine now, Fury almost came out again."

Wario then shook his head. "You really need some medical help, I mean who names their own anger?"

Fawful was staring at Wario. "This has been on Fawful's mind for the longest, while do Yellow Cap talk in italic when he mocks somebody?" Wario just stood there staring at him.

Bowser sat down on his throne sighing. Kammy then walked up to Bowser. "What's the matter your Wretchedness?"

Bowser Jr. then hopped on Bowser's shell. "Yeah Papa, what's up?"

Bowser looked up at Bowser Jr. and Kammy and sighed again. "It's just, I still haven't found any luck in finding those damn Culex Crystals, I'm beginning to think this is just a waste of time." Bowser Jr. patted on his Papa's shell to calm him down. "Thank you Jr., I really needed that."

Kammy tried doing her usually ass-kissing. "Don't give up your Wickedness, I'm pretty sure you'll find a Culex Crystal soon."

Bowser just sunk down in his chair. "I sure hope I do, you ugly old crone." Just then the leader of the Stealth Koopa came in the room, his eyes was glazed over. "What do you want you little idoit, don't you see I'm trying to be evil."

"Lord Bowser dude I…I…I think I'm like totally betraying you or something." he said while stuttering.

Bowser then said. "What are you talking about you little imbecile?!" Yaridovich and his BOYS enter Bowser's throne room. "WHAT THE, YOU LITTLE WORM, YOU LET INTRUDERS IN MY DOMAIN?!?!" Bowser said while strangling the Stealth Koopas' leader.

Yaridovich then approached Bowser and smirked. "Hey I remember you, you're that big stupid looking turtle, you were one of Mario's lackeys, when I was calling myself still working for that disgusting pig Smithy." Yaridovich then started looking around. "Hmmm, yes I like this place a lot, I think I'll be taking your little home and make it mine."

Bowser then roared. "I don't know who or what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let some robotic sicko come in my castle and talk to me like I'm some sort of underling." Bowser then jumped towards Yaridovich, he then withdrawn in his shell. "I hope your ready to die robo man!!!!!!!!"

Kammy then smirked. "You're going to regret ever cross with my Lord Bowser." Kammy said while cheering Bowser on in the background.

Yaridovich just smirked. "Boys will you please apprehend Mario's turtle lackey." Spectacular and Slick'em then came from behind and grabbed Bowser.

"How dare you, I'm NO ONES MINION!!!!!!!!" he said as Spectcular and Slick'em held him up by his arms. Yaridovich then walked toward a Bowser Jr. statue. "Hey, hey, hey what do you think you doing tin man?!"

Yaridovich then stared at the statue. "I'm just admiring your bad taste in art." Yaridovich then formed a small fireball in his hand. "Since this castle's about to be mine, I think it's time for me to do a little redecorating." He then destroyed the Bowser Jr. statue.

Bowser then yelped in pain. "Arrrrrrrrrrrr, I loved that statue like a son." he held his heart as if he was having a heart attack. Yaridovich then walked towards a Princess Peach statue. "NOOOOOOO, get away from my PRINCESS PEACH STATUE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yaridovich then turned around and smirked at Bowser. "Hey isn't that Princess Peach, I thought she wasn't interested in you." he then touched around the statue. "I hate it." he then broke the statue in pieces.

"ARRRRROOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bowser yelped as he passed out. Spectacular and Slick'em let go, Bowser then hit the ground clinching his heart.

Yaridovich then looked at Pleasure. "Pleasure if you please, could you take out the trash." Yaridovich then sat in Bowser's throne. "For now on this place is called The Kamikaze Castle

Pleasure and his brother then threw out Bowser out of the castle. "Master Yaridovich what do want us to do with the other two?" Yaridovich looked at Kammy and Bowser Jr., and started rubbing his chin.

Kammy then rolled up her dress leg, showing her thigh which was all covered in veins and her skin was aged and saggy. "You could always use a pretty young thing, like me to help you conquer the world."

Bowser Jr. then snarled. "Kammy you bitch, you would try to do that, while my Papa's unconscious!!!!!!!" Bowser Jr. only curse when his Papa was either gone or knocked out, like he is right now.

Pleasure and his brothers almost threw-up at the sight of Kammy's legs. Yaridovich just stood there staring at her. "If I had a stomach, I'm pretty sure I'll be vomiting right now."

Bowser Jr. was through out of the Kamikaze Castle. "Ow, that guy IS nuts, why would he kick somebody out their own home,…snivel…" Bowser Jr. whimpered as he wipe a tear from his face.

Yaridovich came to door of the castle holding Kammy by her collar. "And take this with you." He threw her and she landed right next to Bowser Jr.

Kammy got back up dusting herself off. "Well I've never been treated like that in my life, if I was still in my prime he wouldn't been able to resist my charm."

Bowser Jr. then annoying said. "That's cold Kammy, even for you."

Bowser has been kicked out his own castle by the one and only Yaridovich, what will the homeless Koopa King do now, also what about the new alias of Fawful and Wario AKA The Wario and Fawful Connection, leaving a whole bunch of question that don't need to be answer, will Wario plan work to get…Uh…Mario's money (for some strange reason) and why haven't our heroes appeared in the last two chapters? Well my curious friends, the only thing you have to do is wait for Chapter 15: An Uninspired Battle.

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