Hey folks this Twanny Bizzle once again updating my super cool Mario story. Last time on Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, Wario met Fawful the psychopath with a inner monster inside his own subconscious, Wario fought this being known as the Fury, it seem that Wario was no match for the Fury, so the only way he able to stop him was to force him to take pills. After their little confrontation Fawful and Wario decided to join forces to get revenge on Mario, Meanwhile Yaridovich was harassing Bowser by destroying his precious statue, knocking the mighty Koopa King unconscious and taking over his castle. Now please folks enjoy my newest chapter. Chapter 15: An Uninspired Kidnapping. (Another Chapter change, what in the hell's wrong with me) Yes folks Mario and the others are actually in this chapter.

Bowser Jr.: Eh eh eh ehhhhh, Twanny Bizzle doesn't own any thing Nintendo related, Eh eh eh ehhhh, I beat Mario to the point.

Mario: Huh, oh no you just did the Disclaimer, did you?!

Bowser Jr.: I sure did Mario, you loser. (Bowser Jr. then leapt out of a window and ran down the street)

Mario: Mama-Mia, what am I'm going to do with all these bad guys.

Chapter 15: An Uninspired Kidnapping

Luigi and Jebadiah was outside cleaning around Princess Daisy's Castle. "I've got to say son, err… Umm what'd say you're name was again, ahhh it's doesn't matter, anyways you're one HELL of a cleaner son." he then slapped Luigi on his back.

Luigi then smiled. "Oh, thank you sir, I was always good at cleaning things." But the only thing that was really running through Luigi's mind was, how did Mario get Daisy pregnant?

"I can really tell too son." Jebediah then noticed that Luigi wasn't paying any attention to him, so he slapped him in the back of the head. "Hey son didn't you hear me talking to you?!?!"

Luigi rubbed the back of his head and laughed nervously. "Oh I'm sorry, I guess I was thinking about something else."

Jebadiah was beginning to become really irritated. "Listen son, if you're not going to listen to what I have to say, then I think you should just go back in the castle with Daisy."

Daisy then came out of castle waddling like duck. She was still holding her huge stomach. "Uncle Jebadiah I know you're not out here trying to harass Luigi?!"

Jebadiah then started grumbling. "Naw woman, I'm not out here messing with the boy, I was just trying to make conversation with him, but it's really hard to when the boy don't answer back."

Daisy then turned towards Luigi. "Uh…Luigi is he telling the truth, if he isn't just tell me, I'll make him work twice as harder, he'll be sweating harder than R. Kelly in a girl scout." she then winked at Luigi.

Luigi then started blushing. "Uh…Er…No…He's not harassing me Daisy."

Jebadiah just stared at Luigi, he could really tell that Luigi was blushing at Daisy. "Hmm, now that's quite something." he said while mumbling to himself.

Daisy then smirked. "Ok, if you say so Luigi." she then glared at Jebadiah. "I'm keeping my eye on you Uncle Jebadiah." she then twisted all the way back to the castle, with one of her Hammer Bros. guards following behind. (Yes you heard me Daisy has Hammer Bros guard, I just love teaming Daisy up with Hammer Bros. on Super Strikers, eh eh eh)

Jebadiah watch as Luigi swoon all over Daisy, and so he placed his hand on Luigi's shoulder. "Uh um, son you're all over there, and we're all over here." he said while snickering. Luigi was so embarrass that he could help but to blush even harder. "I see you have a thing for my niece too, just like that fat disgusting little hamster Mario."

Luigi then said. "Hey Mario isn't a fat disgusting little hamster, he's my brother…who happens to impregnate the woman I loved with all of my heart…" Luigi was beginning to feel a little cheesed off. "Hrrrrrrr…"

Jebadiah then started chuckling. "It's ok son, I rather have you marry my niece, than that no good snake in the grass, bastard, son of a bitch, Mario."

Luigi just laughed nervously. "Aw…Yeah…Anyways you really think that I'll make the perfect husband for Daisy?!"

Jebadiah then guffawed. "Yeh Haaaaaaw, I sure do mean it 'pard, you'll make one hell of a nephew, son."

Luigi blushed, while he rubbed the back of his head. "Ha ha, thanks for the support Jebadiah."

Jebadiah then smiled. "Naw son, you can call me Uncle Jebadiah."

Luigi then said. "Oh really, I can?!"

Jebadiah then shouted gleefully. "You sure can son, you're going to be my nephew in law soon."

Luigi started staring at the Hammer Bros. that were still working on the castle. "Hey Uncle Jebadiah, why are there Hammer Bros. here, and why are they serving Daisy?!"

Jebadiah just shrugged. "I don't know son, I think they started showing up here when she was about four or five years old."

Meanwhile somewhere in the Sarasaland swamp, Mario and Plum were heading back towards Daisy's Castle.

"Uh…Mama-Mia." sighed a disappointed Mario. "I can't believe we lost another Culex Crystal."

Plum then snapped. "What do mean, by WE, it was totally your fault that we lost the crystal dad, you should of just took the crystal from Mayor Wario, especially if you already knew he was a cheater."

Mario then dropped his head. "You don't have to rub it in Plum, I am your father after all."

Plum just rolled her eyes and kept on walking towards the castle. "Yeah you might be my dad, but that still doesn't lose the fact that it's your fault that we lost the Culex Crystal." said an infuriated Plum.

Mario then vaguely said. "Look on the bright side Plum."

Mario's little comment really annoyed Plum. "BRIGHT SIDE?!" she then turned around, and stomp angrily back towards him. "Must I remind you that we just LOST another Culex Crystal, making a total of two Culex Crystals we couldn't get, the only one we were able to get was the one from that crazy Fawful guy."

All of Plum's grousing was starting to wear on Mario's nerves, so he pulled out the Culex Collector to calm her. "See look Plum, there's still one more Culex Crystal left and it's on Yoshi Island."

Plum then said. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot that the last Culex Crystal was on Yoshi Island, You know I haven't been able to go there, with Yaridovich blowing it up and everything, he kept on complaining about some young Yoshi that kept own ruining his plans."

Mario placed his hand on his chin. "A young Yoshi…Hmmm…He couldn't be talking about Palapoo the newest Yoshi Island chief."

Plum then shrieked. "Yeah that's him, Chief Palapoo, he was always sorted on the aggressive side, so you know he would of fought to the death to save his fellow Yoshi."

Mario nodded in agreement. "Oh yeah, I'll got to agree with you there, Palapoo was always a fighter."

Mario and Plum were almost to Daisy's Castle, but what they didn't know that the mysterious guy in the black trench coat was still following them, his hands were tapped up like a psychopath. "Aww…Yes, it's good to see you again my queen, it sadden me to say this, but you must wait just a little bit longer, I have to get the final preparations for my plan, then I'll be finally ready for you." he then started eyeballing Plum. "You're so beautiful, my queen."

Tatanga was just arriving to Sarsasland, still riding his undersize UFO. "Hm, this place looks a little different from the last time I came here." Tatanga just shrugged and open up another bag of Cheese Puff while entering the mossy swamp. "Now let's see if I can remember where Princess Daisy's Castle is located."

Mario and Plum had just arrived back to Daisy's Castle.

Mario was the first one to enter courtyard. "Hey, we're back everyone." Mario looked around, but he didn't see anyone. "Hmmmm…I wonder where everyone went?!"

Suddenly Daisy came running out of the castle and right towards Mario. "Oh sweetie, I thought something bad had happen to you."

"Wait, wait, slow down Daisy." But Daisy didn't listen, she just kept on running towards him with a huge smile on her face. "Mama-Mia!!!!!" Daisy crashed right into Mario, sending the tiny plumber flying, he then crashed into the castle wall. "Ouch!!!!" he then landed on the ground.

"Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie." she then ran towards him and help him off the ground. "Um…Sweetie did Wario have the crystal, like I said?"

Mario dust himself off and sarcastically said. "Yeah Daisy we found Wario, and yes he had the crystal."

Daisy then said. "So where's the crystal, sweetie?!" Mario didn't answer, he just sighed out of disappointment. Daisy just laughed. "C'mon sweetie you can tell me what happen from inside the castle." Mario and Daisy then went inside the castle.

Plum was ecstatic. "It's good to see my mom and dad finally getting along with each other." she then started looking around. "I wonder where Uncle Luigi and that weird redneck went to?" (Yes folks, she never met Uncle Jebadiah in the future, you're about to see why in a minute)

Luigi, Jebadiah and a couple of Hammer Bros. guards were just about finish with cleaning around Daisy's Castle. "Yo, Bro!!!" one of the Hammer Bros. said to the other.

Luigi wipe the sweat from his forehead. "Whew, I'm sure glad we're finish, what about you Uncle Jebadiah?"

Jebadiah also wipe some sweat off his forehead. "You're damn skippy son, I'm glad that we're finish too."

Plum came from around the castle. "Hey Un…I mean Luigi we're back from looking for Wario."

Luigi then walked over to Plum. "So did you guys get the Culex Crystal from Wario?!" Plum then shook her head in disappointment. "Oh really, what happen?"

Plum then folded her arms. "It was all dad's fault, if he wasn't trying at like a boy scout, Mayor Wario wouldn't been able to cheat in that stupid wrestling match."

Luigi was baffled. "Mayor Wario, when did Wario become any kind of Mayor, and what do you mean about a wrestling match, what was going on down there?!"

Plum dropped her head and sighed. "It's a long story Uncle Luigi."

"I say losing that Culex Crystal was for the best, instead of worrying about that silly little quest of yours, you should just stay here with me, that way we can both take care of our new baby." said Daisy.

Mario then said. "Daisy I can't believe what you're saying, yeah I agree with you when say we both should take care of the baby, but I don't agree with you when say I should just quit right in the middle of my quest, if I do the world might get destroy, that why I have to collect these Culex Crystals."

Daisy then snapped. "So you're telling me, your quest means more to you than your own child?!?!"

Mario snapped back. "I didn't say that, dammit Daisy you're trying to put words in my mouth." Daisy just folded her arm and poked out her lips. "Fine, be that way then, I'm still going to collect the Culex Crystals, Plum and Luigi are going to help me too."

Daisy then yelled. "Don't you every call that GIRL by the name of our child." she then ran outside.

Mario just stood there, as he uttered. "Hmmm…That was a little awkward, she was sorted of talking about our own daughter."

Luigi was just about to enter the castle, but he bumped right into a weeping Daisy. "Huh, Daisy are you ok?!"

Daisy wiped the tear from her eye. "Oh hi Luigi, yeah I'm ok…snivel…Me and Mario were just talking about…Our…Baby." Daisy could really tell that Luigi was worried about her. "Oh Luigi It's Mario, he's acting like he doesn't care about our baby, he keeps on saying that he's going to complete his adventure, instead of helping me raise our child."

Luigi was fuming. "WHAT, I can't believe how self-centered Mario's acting, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind."

Daisy watched as Luigi stormed into the castle. "Oh thank you sweetie." Daisy then notice a shadowy figure hovering above her. "Huh?! It's getting evening already." said a clueless Daisy. Daisy looked up and saw Tatanga hovering above her. "Tatanga?!" she then looked up and down at him "Wow sweetie, you sure have let yourself go."

Tatanga then sighed while staring at Daisy. "I could tell you the same thing Daisy." he then hovered towards Daisy. "I was really hoping that you'd weren't be here, that way I wouldn't been able to here Wario's fat mouth." he then sighed while popping open his Pepsi Can. "Now I have no choice but to kidnap you…Uh…I hate my life." He was just about to take a slip of some his soda, but a bullet went though his Pepsi can, all of the drink came leaking of the can. "WHAT THE, NOT MY PEPSI, who could been so heartless, that they had to resorted to destroying a man's favorite soda?!?!" Tatanga said whimpering. He then turned around and saw Jebadiah and Plum.

Jebadiah then said. "You son of a bitch, what are you doing on my nieces' property?!" he was pointing his shotgun towards Tatanga.

Tatanga stared at Jebadiah's shotgun. "It was you, you destroyed my precious Pepsi can."

Jebadiah then smirked. "Yeah that right, it was me who destroyed your beverage, so what are you going to about it?!?!"

Tatanga was overcome with anger as he screeched. "YOU SON OF BITCH!!!!!!" he then pulled out his annihilator ray gun. "Now taste the rage of a destroyed Pepsi can, you redneck!!!!!!" he blasted Jebadiah with his ray gun. Nothing was remain from Jebadiah, or in other words the redneck kick the bucket.

Daisy then shrieked. "UNCLE JEBADIAH!!!!!!!!"

Tatanga was just about to hover back towards Daisy, but Plum stood in his way. Tatanga was baffled at the sight of Plum. "Huh, who are you?!"

Plum then snarled. "You stay away from her, you fat freak!"

Tatanga then sighed. "C'mon now are all the insults really call for?" Tatanga then started staring at both Daisy and Plum. "Wait a minute, that fat thing over there isn't Daisy."

Daisy then snapped. "A excuse me, fat thing?!"

Tatanga then gawked over towards Plum. "You have to be Daisy, I mean you still look the same from the last time I kidnapped you."

Plum was confused. "Wha…Huh, but…I'm not Daisy…My name is Plum."

"What are you talking about, that girl doesn't look anything like me." Daisy said angrily, while giving Tatanga an annoyed like glare. "Open up those eyes Tatanga…she is way too young to be me."

Tatanga ignored Daisy and just sighed. "Uh…I don't have time this." he then press a button on his monitor. Plum was caught in a cage with red lasers around it. "I build this cage just for you Daisy, so there not going to be any escaping today."

Plum then smirked. "You actually think I can't break out of this?" Plum then touched the red laser and was electrocuted. "Ow, Ow, Ow." she then looked up at Tatanga and muttered. "He's right, I really can't break out of this thing!!!!!"

"Ha, ha, haaaaa, now you're mine Princess Daisy." he said unenthusiastically. He then press a button and a red chain then appeared, it then attached itself to the cage. "Now Princess Daisy, off we go." Tatanga then flew towards the swampy bayou, with Plum trapped in the cage lugging behind him.

Daisy then fell to her knees. "Oh no…Uncle Jebadiah…" she then wipe a tear from her cheek. "Th…That girl, she protected me from Tatanga."

Mario and Luigi then came from inside the castle, they were fussing at each other.

"What're talking about Luigi, I didn't say anything like that, you need to stop listening to Daisy all the time, she has you wrapped around her finger." Mario said to his gullible little brother.

Luigi didn't like to see Daisy suffer. "Mario if you not going to act like a good father for baby Plum, then I have no choice but to relieve you from your position of dad."

Mario then griped. "You're telling me that you're going to relieve me for being a FATHER!!!!!"

Luigi then said. "Did I stuttered, or do you need to get your ears check out?!"

Daisy ran in the middle of the two bickering brothers. "Mario, Luigi, Tatanga just came and kidnap that girl who came here with you two, he also…Sniff…Killed my Uncle Jebadiah."

"WHAT!!!!!" both brothers said in unison.

Luigi then muttered. "I guess I'm nothing going marry Daisy now."

Mario then said. "Which way did he go?!?!"

Daisy then said. "He flew somewhere towards the swampy bayou."

Mario then turned towards Luigi. "C'mon Luigi, we have to stop with all the arguing, and go and rescue Plum from Tatanga.

Luigi was confused. "Who's Tatanga?!"

Mario sighed. "We don't have anytime for this Luigi, I'll tell you about it later." he then grabbed Luigi and both brother ran in the swampy bayou.

Oh no Plum has just got kidnap by Wario's hitman Tatanga (will our heroes ever have break) so now it's up to Mario & Luigi to find him and save Plum, what about the mysterious guy with the black trench coat, and why do he keeps calling Plum his queen, do he somehow knows Plum? Some of these questions will be answered in the next Chapter. Chapter 16: An Uninspired Battle

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