Twanny Bizzle here updating yet again another amazing chapter in my totally awesome Mario story. Last time on Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny, Mario and Plum had just return to Daisy's Castle for a well deserved rest, but their break was cut short when Wario's hit man Tatanga unexpectedly came and mistakenly kidnapped Plum, he thought she was Daisy, now it's up to Mario and Luigi to find and rescue her from the clutches of Tatanga. Now please enjoy my newest Chapter. Chapter 16: An Uninspired Battle

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Chapter 16: An Uninspired Battle

Mario and Luigi were leaping from tree to tree in the mossy swamp in their search for Plum, but they didn't have any luck finding her. "Stop Luigi." said a frustrated Mario.

Luigi who was standing a on tree in front of Mario turned around, he was sweating and was exhausted. "…Uh…What is it Mario?"

Mario then said. "Maybe if we split up we'll have a better chance in finding Plum…" Mario was also exhausted, but he wasn't going to let that stop him for searching for his daughter. "I'll go towards swampy rock, and you go searching in the mossy bayou."

Luigi then said while wiping the sweat from his forehead. "Aw…Yeah." Both brother then separate, Mario went towards the rocky part of the bayou, and Luigi went towards the watery grass part of the bayou.

Meanwhile Tatanga was carrying Plum through the almost endless forest of Sarasaland. "What, what's going on here, I sworn I've already came this way before."

Plum then snapped from inside the cell. "Duh, you don't even know where your going, do you?!" Plum then stretched her legs and yawned. "Just great, I had to get kidnapped by some hideous fat stupid alien who don't even know where he's going."

Tatanga turned around and sighed. "I already told you, are all the insults really necessary?!" he then opened up a bag of Cheese Puff. "I already know that I'm ugly, I don't need some snooty Princess telling me what I am."

Plum just stared at Tatanga as he ate some of his Cheese Puff. "Huh, well, you, you won't get away this Mario and Luigi will come and save me, you evil monster.

Tatanga then sighed. "No…Being evil is sort of a hobby for me."

Plum then said. "Huh, being evil is a hobby for you, so why did you kidnap me?!"

Tatanga then started back eating his Cheese Puff. "If I didn't kidnap you my big fat disgusting simpleton boss would of said that I don't have any kind of prerogative." Plum just stared at him. "Him trying to tell me that I don't have any kind of prerogative, he must haven't looked in the mirror."

Plum then said. "So why don't you stop working for him?"

Tatanga then sighed as he opening up another bag of Cheese Puff. "C'mon look at me, I'm hideous, disgust, fat freak of nature, do you honestly think somebody would of hire me, not to mention that I'm extremely lethargic."

Plum was confused. "You're leth…What?!"

Tatanga sighed at Plum's ignorance. "Uh…I can still see that you're dumb as every, huh Daisy?!" he then turned and face Plum. "It means that I don't like doing a whole lot of moving around."

Plum then said. "Oh, so that means you're lazy." Plum then walked closer to laser bars, but she made sure not to get to close, she didn't want to get shocked again. "But I don't understand if you're so lazy, why are you still working for this fat slob of a boss you keep babbling about?"

Tatanga then sighed while eating the last of his Cheese Puff. "You don't know anything about me Daisy, so I don't why do you keep on trying to make conversation with me." Tatanga pulled out another bag of Cheese Puff. "Daisy I know you're trying to fall back in love with me, but sadly I don't have time for a committed relation, it's time for us to be on are way, wouldn't want fat ass on my back."

Plum then groaned. "Don't flatter yourself fat boy and I'm not DAISY, why don't you ever listen to me?!?!"

Tatanga then sighed while staring at Plum. "If you talk, walk, and quack like Daisy, then you're Daisy."

"What, that doesn't even makes sense!!!!" Tatanga was just about to pull off, but Luigi jumped in front of him. "Uncle Luigi you came for me, I'm so glad to see you!!!!" Plum said shrieking from cheerfulness.

Tatanga then looked at Luigi moaning from annoyance. "Uhhh…Who are you, I hope you're not here trying to take Daisy from me." He then hacked down some more Cheese Puff.

Luigi slightly raised his eyebrow. "Huh, so you're Tatanga?!"

Tatanga then yawned. "The one and only, my green little bosom buddy."

Luigi then timidly said. "Let…Let Plum go right now, you…You scoundrel."

Tatanga then sighed once again. "What's up with everybody today, dammit I really hate insults, there SO really not necessary." he then stared at Luigi. "Listen Green man I'm not scoundrel, I'm just doing my job, which I loathe if I might add, if it wasn't for a certain FAT ASS I wouldn't even be here." Both Plum and Luigi just stared at the gloomy Tatanga. "I bet you didn't know that I'm reason why my race was eradicate."

Plum was flabbergasted. "You…You're the reason why your race was destroyed, how, what could you have done to wipeout your own race?" Luigi also want to know, so he curiously nodded his head.

Tatanga then lifted his bag of Cheese Puff in the air and then said. "It happened about a couple of years before I tried kidnapping you and tried forcing you to marrying me."

Plum and Luigi then both shouted. "You tried marrying DAISY!!!!!!"

Tatanga looked at Plum and sighed. "Don't tell me you already forgotten Daisy, uhhhh I should of known, everybody is always disrespecting me." Tatanga then put his head down in shame.

Luigi then sighed. "I thought you were going to tell us how you destroyed your race."

Tatanga then said. "Oh yeah that's right I almost forgot, uh um now where was I."

Tatanga's Flashback

"Tatanga get your big fat lazy ass over here, NOW!!!!!!!!" screamed Tatanga's commander/Uncle.

Tatanga waddled over to his Uncle while drinking a can of Pepsi. "What is it Uncle, I'm on my break." Tatanga's uncle wasn't satisfied with his disposition, so he slapped the Pepsi can out of his hand. "Hey what was that for?!?!" shrieked Tatanga as his Pepsi crashed into the ground.

Tatanga's uncle then slapped him in his face. "You fat idiot, your break ended hours ago, it's our turn to patrol around our beautiful plant, Plant Tangerine sweet, sweet Plant Tangerine." he then took a peek at Tatanga who was acting all nonchalantly, Tatanga's uncle then slapped him in his face again. "So get you fat disgusting ass in your Pod before I'll slam it down you fat body, if you wasn't my sister's son I would totally fire your fat ass."

Tatanga stared at the pod and griped. "I know you don't mean that little bitty thing." His uncle nodded. Tatanga sighed as he squeeze his fat body in his little Pod. "Uhhh…"

Tatanga and his uncle then entered a giant spaceship (it sorted looked like the death star from the Star Wars movie) Tatanga's uncle walked over to a giant control panel. "Alright listen up fat ass, you see this control panel, this where you're going work today…"

Tatanga scratched his head from confusion. "Why me, I mean I always thought it was your job to worked the control panel."

Tatanga's uncle then sneered. "Trust me the last thing I want to see is a fat useless waste of space such as yourself working my JOB."

Tatanga was befuddled. "So…Why did you do?!?!"

Tatanga's uncle folded his arms and huffed. "Uhhh…It was my sister's idea, if it wasn't for her you'll be cleaning the whole hull with a toothbrush…heh heh, you toothbrush too." Tatanga and his uncle walked over to the control panel. "Now listen carefully, when you work the control panel make sure not to be eating or drinking anything." he then looked towards Tatanga, who was drinking his favorite kind of concoction Pepsi cola and eating his favorite kind of snack Cheese Puffs. Tatanga's uncle was outraged. "You fat imbecile, what in the hell do you think you're doing?!" he said while slapping the food out of Tatanga's hand. "I swear to god, if you mess this up, I'll have your chunky ass running for the hills!!!!" Tatanga's uncle was just about to leave, but he turned around and looked at Tatanga. "If you need anything I'll be in the deck with your little sister Topanga."

Tatanga sat at the control panel with a huge grin on his face. "Finally, I'm glad he left, I could give a rat's ass about this position, the only thing I need is my babies." he then pulled out his Cheese Puffs and his Pepsi (Damn do he has endless supply of them things) "My two favorite foods, the only thing that can come my nerves." he then started eating and drinking all over the control panel. "Mmmmmm, delicious, I never felt so alive." Tatanga nearly had a boner the food was so good.

Suddenly an alarm came on, the panel was flashing "Warning, warning the ship is flying too close to the planet, impact will resort to planet destruction!!!!"

Tatanga then started panicking. "Holy crap if I don't something uncle will flip out again." Tatanga was just about to touch the stop button, but he noticed that his Cheese Puffs was closer to him than the switch. "Mmmm, now what kind of person would I be if I wasted food."

Tatanga's uncle came rushing in the room looking around. "WTF's going on in here?!?!" he then looked and saw the control panel flashing the warning message. "You fat retard, I leave you alone for only three second and THIS HAPPENS!!!!!!" Tatanga tried explaining, but his uncle just pushed him out of the way. "I don't want to hear anything from you, you fat ass moron!!!!!!" His uncle then tried pressing buttons on the control panel, but nothing was responding. "What the, why isn't the control panel responding?!?!" Tatanga's uncle then noticed that the keyboards were sticky and covered in cheese. He then stood in front of the control panel and sighed. "Tatanga, I know you did this!!!!!!"

Tatanga then started whimpering. "Uh…How do you know it was me, and not our enemy."

Tatanga's uncle then snapped. "Because it's smell like cheese and ASS over here!!!!!!" he then looked at keyboard and sighed. "Now thanks to you are WHOLE planet going to get destroyed and we're going to get caught in the explosion, I should gag your fat ass for this!!!!!"

Tatanga was starting to look really nerves, he knew if his uncle couldn't anything to work everybody he knew all hope was lost. "How crap, I'm not ready die, not yet." he then started looking around he saw an escape pod, he snuck over to the pod and climbed inside. "Score, I'm outta here!!!!"

Tatanga's uncle then remember about the escape pod. "Oh I just remembered something, we can use the last escape pod to save your little sister." he turned around and saw Tatanga flying out the spaceship. "YOU FAT DIRTY SON OF A…!!!!!!!!"

Tatanga watched as the giant spaceship crashed into the planet, destroying the planet on instance impact. "Man, sorry little sis, why in the hell would they build a spaceship the same size as our planet?!?!"

Tatanga's Flashback Ends

"And my friends that's how I wiped out my race, oh and by the way this is the same pod I used to escaped my planet, I just made a few modification to it." Tatanga said looking at a dumbfounded Luigi and Plum. "Now my green little friend it's time for me and Daisy to be on our way." Tatanga was just about to leave, but a hammer came out of nowhere and collided with his face. "Owwwwww shit!!!!!" Tatanga held his face as his UFO fell on the ground. "Uh…ouch who did that?"

Mario was standing on top of Tatanga's UFO. "Tatanga what are you doing here, and why are you trying to kidnap Plum?!" Mario said calmly.

Tatanga turned around and looked at Plum. "Plum, that the same thing the green man said."

Mario then said. "Now you know, so why don't you just let her go?!"

Tatanga then sighed. "If I try and go back for the real Daisy that just mean more work, so I'll just take this one back to Wario, he's so stupid he want be able to tell the different."

Mario then said. "Wario, what do he have to do with this?!"

Tatanga then sighed out of laziness. "Now what kind of 'villain' would I be if I told you Wario's so called evil plan."

Mario then smirked. "So I see you want to do this the hard way."

Tatanga then pressed a button on his UFO, a huge cannon formed from the UFO. "Take this Mario, you little red pest." he said in an uninterested tone. A huge blast of energy came out of the cannon, but the blast of energy just flew right past Mario.

Mario stared at Tatanga, he was totally confused. "Huh, are you even trying to hit me?!" But Tatanga just ignored him and open up a bag of Cheese Puff. Mario was starting to get really irritated. "Find then if you're not going to take this seriously, then I have no choice but to do this." Mario ran towards Tatanga while effortlessly dodging the blasts of energy.

Tatanga was still eating his Cheese Puff. "Mmmmm, the only thing that keeps me from committing suicide on myself." Tatanga was just about to take a bite of his Cheese Puff, but Mario jumped on top of his head making him dropped all of his Cheese Puff. Tatanga was outraged. "YOU PASTA EATING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!"

Mario then landed on the ground smirking at Tatanga. "So Tatanga you're finally going to take this fight seriously."

Tatanga then smirked. "Try dodging my cannons when I put my targeting systems on, Mario." Tatanga was just about to press his targeting system button, but he noticed his Pepsi Can lying on the monitor. "So I did have one more Pepsi Can left, I thought that redneck destroyed my last can." Tatanga was just about to take slip, but Mario jumped on his hand making him spill his drink all over himself. "You bastard that was my last CAN, I'll make you pay for…Uh on second thought screw you Mario, you Italian prick, I'm tired of getting beaten on." He then release the chain that held Plum's cage to his UFO and cage disappeared.

Plum came running out the cage. "Dad, Uncle Luigi thanks for rescuing me." Mario and Luigi then blushed from embarrassment.

Tatanga then sighed. "It doesn't matter to me anyways, Wario was just using me to distract you why him and his mentally challenge green buddy go to Princess Peach's Castle and steal some crystal thingy. He then flew off out of Sarasaland why mumbling to himself. "Dammit I hate this, first I get insulted and next I get beating to a pulp by some maniac Italian stereotype."

Mario then said while his scratched. "What, Wario and Fawful's working together, what a weirdo team."

Plum then snapped. "Didn't you hear what that fat guy said, he said that Fawful and Wario trying steal our Culex Crystal!!!" she then started flailing her arms and legs around. "We need to hurry and get back to the castle, proto!!!!!!!"

Mario then said. "Yeah you're absolutely right Plum." Mario then started looking around. "Hey where are we anywys?!"

Luigi then said. "We chased that fat guy too deep in the bayou, now we're lost!!!!!" he then started whimpering.

Plum also looked worried. "I feel like somehow this is my fault."

Mario just stood there staring at Plum and Luigi. "Hmmmmm, it's cool guys, we can use the Culex Collector, you see if we follow the Culex Collector it would lead us outta Sarasaland."

Luigi then said. "Oh I think I get it, the last Culex Crystal is on Yoshi Island and if we follow it eventually we'll be out of Sarasaland."

Mario then patted Luigi on his back. "You got it Luigi." Plum still didn't understand, but she nodded anyways.

What our heroes didn't know was that the mysterious guy was standing on a branch staring them with his menace smirked. "My queen it's time for us to be reunited." his focus was only on Plum.

Mario and Luigi saved Plum from the clutches of the highly unmotivated Tatanga, but they found out that Wario was reason why Tatanga tried kidnapping Plum, it was only a distracts for Wario and Fawful to steal our heroes Culex Crystal. Can Mario and others hustle back to Princess Peach's Castle before Wario and Fawful steal their crystal, stay tune for Chapter 17: Flare's Revenge. The next chapter don't have anything to do with Wario and Fawful, just wanted to add.

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