Title: Love and other disasters
Chapter: 5th
Chapter's name: Keep your hands off my girl!
Characters: Jeff HARDY, Trish STRATUS, Beth BRITT, Amy "Lita" DUMAS, Matt HARDY, Christian CAGE, Melina PEREZ, Randy ORTON, Torrie WILSON, Ashley MASSARO, Adam "Edge" COPELAND and others.
Characters in this chapter: Jeff HARDY, Trish STRATUS, Randy ORTON, mentions about Christian CAGE.
Author: Adrea019
I love you,
I hate you,
I can't get around you!
I breathe you,
I taste you,
I can't live without you!
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
I guess that I'm out the door
And now I'm done with you.
3 DAYS LATER
- Jeff, now we really need to talk - Trish said as she sneaked into Jeff's locker room and closed the door.
- I cite you: you can't get into locker without knocking, I don't wanna talk to you, GET OUT - he answered as he kept preparing to his match
- Could you stop now please. Listen. I'm sorry about what happened a few days ago. . . Ok? I just was thinking a lot about it and it just didn't feel right. That's why I was so rude to you. I mean me and you? Something's wrong with it. But anyway I shouldn't be that angry. Forgive me?
- If that would calm you down and make you to leave, then yes, I do fogive you. - He said paying way more attention to his stuff than to her.
- Common. Why are you acting this way? Could we at least ONCE talk without insultings, shouting and sarcasm?
- Ok now. - He said as he finally stopped preparing and looked at her - What do you want from me, huh? I swear a God I can't understand you. - He shacked his head - When I want to talk to you, you drive me out. When I kiss you, you slap me. When I'm arguing with you, you ask me to stop. What should I do to finally please you?
- Uhm. . .
- You see, you don't even know? The main fact that I'm Jeff Hardy irritates you!
- If so, don't you think that I wouldn't be here? - She asked
- My match is up next I should of keep going - He went near the door, but she stopped him
- Listen, Jeff uhm. . . I just wanted to tell you so we wouldn't have any misunderstandings later. You see. . . I kinda. . . got with Christian. We're dating now. . .
- You're what?? - It's the last thing he actually expected from her. Date Christian? The one he beated thousand of times! The man, that is in love with his-self? Man, that doesn't worth one second with her? What the hell is she thinking? - You and Christian? Are you fucking insane?
- What?! - How dares he to talk to her like that?? - What is wrong with Christian?
- Oh, if I would start to name all the things what is wrong with him, I wouldn't finish till next week! I knew you have a terrible taste of men, but I didn't expect that your taste is that bad!! - she rolled her eyes - Trish, there is no girl in the WWE or TNA, who he didn't try get with. Do you at least know him? What kind of a person that he is?
- Ofcource I know, and I'm very down with it. Listen Hardy, I didn't come here to hear your opinion about my boyfriend, - damn, it hurts to hear these words from her, but knowing that he certainly is gonna hurt her, was even more painful - I came here to inform you, that since I'm taken now, there CAN NOT be any kisses, hugs or anything else between us, ok? - with these words she stormed out of his locker room
Christian? No, it's not gonna happen. . . If there will be any other girl he is gonna hurt, that girl will not be Trish. But, the only way to end this whole bullshit is to do one thing, he didn't want to do. He had to go to one person he hated with his intire soul. . .
TRISH'S POW
Christian. . .
Jeff. . .
Who's better? Christian wasn't her type of a guy. If Jeff was a idiot than there's no word to describe Christian. He spend all his time looking at the mirror or looking after himself. Nah, she needed a guy who would be all over HER. A man, who would be strong, who wouldn't be afraid of injuries, pain or scars. Man who would respect her and himself. Who would look so cute, when he couldn't understand one or another girl thing. Who couldn't understand why girls spends all day at shops, or why they go hysterical about their hair, nails or weight. The one, that would make her laugh, when she's crying. The special one. . .
Not a man like Christian.
A man, who would be more like Jeff.
But she can't broke up with Christian now. It's like a deal between them. He gets more spotlights like a guy, who dates the beautiful Trish Stratus - A record 7 time women's champion, kick-ass Diva, Canadian Caramel, The Queen of Queens, Queen of the WWE. She makes it very clear to Jeff, that nothing can happen between them.
When they'll broke up, she will be free again, and he gets more spotlights too, this time as a man, who broke up with The most popular WWE Diva. Sounds great, huh?
NEXT DAY
JEFF'S POW
- Well well well. Who brought our very own Jeff Hardy to my house? - asked Randy as he opened the door of his apartment in Miami, where the show was going this time, and saw Jeff.
- Trish - he answered simply and at the same got into Randy's house.
Randy closed the door
- Whoa there Hardy Punk! I told you millions of times to stay the fuck away from her! Which part of it you didn't understand?
- And I told you millions of times to stay away from my brothers girlfriend, but you didn't seem to understand it too! 50/50?
- OK. But let me to inform you that mine's and Amy's relationship is not you business
- Randy, there is no relationship between you and Amy.
- There is no relationship between you and Trish too
Jeff was ready to beat the crap out of Randy, but first of all he needed to talk to him.
- Listen, me and Matt are gonna beat the crap out of you for BOTHERING Amy LATER. - Randy wrinkled up, but he loved challenges. What if Randy would beat both- The Dare Devil Jeff Hardy and The Angelic Diablo Matt Hardy at one time? Everyone would be impressed. . . - But now I'm here for something else. Did your little female version told you that she's dating Christian?
Randy laughed a little
- Do you really think you got me with this one? Common Jeff, I thought you're way more creative. Why don't you told me she's with Taker, or better, with Kane, huh? - he laughed again, but it didn't seem so funny to Jeff
- You just love being an idiot, right?
- Hey, watch your mouth Hardy!!
- Or what? Watcha gonna do? Call me names?
- R.K.O you. . . Not now, later - he said as he saw Jeff getting really pissed. - I mean your not serious, right?
- Ofcource I'm not! I mean, I came miles here just to joke! - Randy got serious at the moment - She is with that asshole
- Not for a long time. . .
Jeff smiled a little, he got just what he wanted to get. Randy was always fighting with Christian. In the past these two had a lot of issues. They were ready to kill each other. But then McMahon got pissed off about it and he warned them both, that if they will keep feuding, they gonna get into a serious trouble with him.
- Who the hell does that idiot think he is?? - started Randy - Is he fucking kidding me? Is she kidding me?? He knew that I'm watching him and that I'm gonna screwed his life up if he's gonna do something against me!! But that's it. I'm enough of him! He wants to date Trish? Very well. But first of all, he's gonna need to recover after I'm gonna break every bone in his fucking body!
- Listen, everybody knows that we're not exatly best friends, but I'm gonna help you. . .
- Do you think I need help to beat him? I'm the youngest World Champ ever, I'm the evolution of the business! - Jeff rolled his eyes
- I'm sure as hell you don't need a help to beat him, but you really DO need a help to think!! - this time Randy rolled his eyes - Listen Orton, if you're gonna get in a feud with him again, you gonna get fired. That would be great to me and almost to the intire WWE, but it wouldn't be the best thing to you, true?
- What do you mean Hardy?
- We are gonna do it silent. We gonna get him and. . . let's say. . . OFFER him to better leave her alone. If not. . .
- He's not gonna get away from us alive? - Randy asked with fire in his eyes
- No dumbass - the fire disappeared from Randy's eyes - We're gonna make his life a living hell. We gonna make him WISH he was dead. But in another way. That noone could blame us.
- Hardy I know why I've got my reasons to do it. Trish's like a sister to me and Christian is a peace of bullshit I always wanted to get rid of. But you. Why are you up to it?
-Let's say I've my reasons too. . .
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