A/N: Ok, here I go with once again an update from my Mario story, Mario & Luigi: A Date with Destiny. Don't forget to leave a review when you're finishing read…Like you really are anyways.
Recap: Last time, our heroes were just now recovering from an intense battle with Flare, A Red Hammer Bros. Anyways Plum was having a strange dream where she encounter a strange spirit that told her that she still wasn't strong enough to counter Yaridovich's power. He said that she had to teach…Mario & Luigi the mystic power, The Glorious Form. Meanwhile at Kastle Kamikaze, Pleasure was confused, he was wondering how come they weren't searching for the Culex Crystals. Yaridovich was irate, and told Pleasure that he wasn't worried about and Mario and that he would kill Pleasure if every doubted him again. Now Wario and Fawful are heading full speed toward Princess Peach's Castle. Can our heroes…Who the hell am I kidding! They're not gonna make back in time. Just read today's chapter and find out what happens.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related, but fortunately I own my Original Characters, so there.
Chapter 24: Castle Seize: Wario's Wolfpack Pt: 1
In the air above, inside of The Bean Bean Cruiser, Fawful and a still ricocheting Wario were still heading toward Princess Peach's Castle, they were moving at neck-breaking speed. "Aha! Any minute now!" Fawful muttered creepily as he stared at the monitor on his control panel. Fawful turned toward Wario, who just ricocheted of a wall and was now hurtling toward him. "Good news, Yellow Cap. We are almost at Princess Peach's Castle, we should be there any minute now." Fawful said as he ducked and watched Wario fly right passed him.
"WAHHHHH!!!!! GOT DAMMIT!!!!!" Wario growled angrily as he bounced off another wall and was sent straight to another. "Dammit! Freakful! What're these walls made of, rubber?!?!" Wario then bounced off the wall, this time he was sent upward and bounced off the ceiling. "AUHHHHH!!!!" he grunted as his fat blubbery body bounced off the ground like a basketball.
Fawful was cackling hysterically as he watched Wario helplessly flip and flop all over The Bean Bean Cruiser. "Your misery amuses Fawful! Fawful says that Yellow Cap deserves this for never listening to Fawful. Fawful tried to tell Yellow Cap to strap in, Fawful warned Yellow Cap about The Bean Bean Cruiser's amazing speed!!! But do Yellow Cap ever listen? NOOOO!!!!!" Fawful then fell back in his seat and started back laughing.
"WAHHHHH!!!!! YOU LITTLE FREAKY FRIDAY BASTARD!!!!!!" Wario growled, he was extremely fumed as he glared at Fawful with intense hatred in his eyes. "When I figure out how to stop bouncing around like this, I'm gonna rang out that skinny green bean neck of your, you stupid little elf!!!!!!"
Fawful chuckled. "Fawful really want to see Yellow Cap try." Fawful then noticed the monitor flashing again. "Hmmm? Let's see what monitor says." Fawful then read the monitor. "YES! The Bean Bean Cruiser is now approaching Princess Peach's Castle, it shouldn't be long now, The Bean Bean Crystal will once again belong to Fawful. Princess Peach will be the perfect vessel for Cackletta, when Fawful use the Bean Bean Crystal to bring Cackletta's soul back.
Wario, who had just bounced off another wall noticed that he was heading toward Fawful, who wasn't paying him any attention anymore. "Yeah! Yeah! YEAH!" Wario screeched as he position himself to go flying toward Fawful. "This is when I get my revenge on that freaky little bastard!!!!!" Wario had this sadistic expression as he approached Fawful. "Hey! Freakful!" Wario then started jiggling his butt. "FART ROCKET!!!!!" Yellow stinking gas was beginning to come out Wario's butt. "Here I Goooo!!!! He then went off like a torpedo as he rocketed toward Fawful.
"Yeeessss????" Fawful muttered calmly, but when he turned around, he saw Wario rocketing toward him like some fatass missile. "WHOA!!!!" Fawful yelped barely dodging Wario's Fart Rocket attack.
"AHHHHH!!!!! ARRRRR!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!" Wario bellowed as he went flying passed Fawful.
Fawful then started laughing as he watched Wario crashed headfirst into something at the bottom of the control panel. "Hahahaha! Fawful thinks Yellow Cap is so hilarious. Yellow Cap never get Fawful." But what Fawful didn't know was that Wario had crashed into the Bean Bean Cruiser's breaks.
Fawful turned to the front window of the cruiser, he could see Princess Peach's Castle in the horizon. "We're at the castle, finally!" Fawful then went to pressed the breaks to slow down, but nothing happen the cruiser was still going at its same speed. "W-What's this? Why isn't the breaks responding? It's a mysterious to Fawful." Suddenly a warning siren came blaring on the monitor. "Huh?" Fawful said as he read the monitor. "WHAT?! OH NO!!!! This is very troublesome."
Wario, who was finally able to stop bouncing around stood up to his feet. "What is it now, Freakful? Arrrr! My freaking head." Wario muttered rubbing the top of his forehead.
Fawful then turned to Wario and nervously muttered. "This is bad, Yellow Cap! You have did the breaking of the breaks and now The Bean Bean Cruiser have no way of doing the stopping…" The Bean Bean Cruiser was moving like a torpedo as it headed toward Princess Peach's Castle.
Wario turned and around facing Princess Peach's Castle and muttered. "Son of a bitch…"
Bowser, Bowser Jr. and Kammy were walking through Goomba Road as they also were heading toward Princess Peach's Castle, apparently Bowser had some kind of plan, but first he had some unfinished business with Princess Peach.
"Papa!!! We've been walking all day…I'm thirsty and tire!!!" Bowser Jr. muttered as he sluggishly walked behind Bowser and Kammy. "When are we gonna take a break from walking?"
Kammy, who was riding on her broom turned toward Bowser Jr. "Nonsense, Junior. Me and your father aren't tire at all. There's no need for us to be resting now." Kammy then turned toward Bowser. "Isn't that right, your Surliness?!"
Bowser Jr. then said. "Ah, shut up! You ugly old hag. Nobody asked you." Bowser Jr. then looked up and stared at Kammy's broom. "Hey, Kammy?! Let me up. I want to ride your broom."
Kammy just chuckled. "Don't be silly, Junior. There's no way the both of us can fit on my broom." Kammy then started laughing as went down toward Bowser Jr. "You're such a kidder." she said trying to patronize Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr. then jumped on the broom, he was sitting behind Kammy. "Eheheh!!!! It looks like you have no choice but to ride me now, you hag!" Bowser Jr. chuckled as he jumped up and down on the broomstick.
Kammy then started freaking out as she flailed her arms and legs about. "No! Nooooo!!!! Stop moving around like that, Junior, you're gonna break my last broomstick." she then looked down at Bowser. "Your evilness, please tell Junior to remove himself from my broomstick." You could see Bowser Jr. in the background still jumping about.
"Got Dammit, Kammy!!! Just let Junior ride the damn broom." Bowser grumbled as he walked ahead of Kammy and Bowser Jr. "Ahhh!!! It's bad enough that I got kicked my castle…AGAIN!!!!! Now I have listen to the two of you bicker like little children!!!!."
Bowser Jr. then said. "I'm sorry, Papa, I didn't mean to…I was just having fun with Kammy."
Kammy, kissing Bowser's ass as always, then said. "I'm sorry too, your Sourness! I feel your anguish. I can't believe we lost control of the castle, or home…again, too." Kammy then flew her broomstick over Bowser.
Bowser Jr. sneered as he stared at Kammy. "Kammy, you blistering old hag! You're a got damn lie! You must thought that I forgot what you did, huh? I saw you polejocking on that robotic weirdo's bionic nuts." Bowser Jr. then start back jumping on the broom. "You two faced brown noser."
"No, no! Please stop, Junior! You're gonna…" Bowser Jr. then jumped through the broomstick breaking it into pieces. "NOOOOO!!!!" Kammy screamed as she fell headfirst into the hot ground.
Bowser Jr. landed on Bowser's shell. "Eheheh!!!! Thanks for the ride, Kammy. Eheheheh…I'm so bad…" chortled Bowser Jr. as he rode on his father's shell.
"…Oh great! Now I have to walk the rest of the way to Peach's Castle…" Kammy then watched as Bowser and Bowser Jr. walked farther away from her. "Hmmm…Maybe, Lord Bowser will let me ride his shell, too." Kammy then snuck behind Bowser. "Okay, here I go…" she then touched the bottom of Bowser's shell. "Oh dear…Not again." Kammy muttered as a small flames formed on Bowser's shell.
Bowser then started sniffing around. "What's wrong, Papa?" Bowser Jr. said as he climbed on Bowser's head.
Bowser was still sniffing around as he said. "Sniff…You're telling me you don't smell that? It smell like something burning."
Bowser Jr. then started sniffing around, too. "Sniff…Yeah! I can smell it too, Papa." he then turned around and saw that his father's shell was on fire. "WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Papa!!! Y-You're on FIRE!!!!!!" Bowser Jr. then leapt off Bowser's shell.
"What in the hell?!?!" Bowser then started patting the flames, but it just wouldn't go out, instead the flame just got bigger. "Why won't this FIRE go out?!?!" Bowser then eyeballed Kammy. "KAMMY?!?!"
Kammy was looking all innocent. "Um…N-No it wasn't me, your grouchiness." she then pointed innocently at Bowser Jr. "It was Junior, your grouchiness."
Bowser Jr. was outraged as he glared at Kammy. "You dirty no good lying, ugly, disgusting, festering, old hag!!!!!! You're the one who did this to my papa, with your Crusty Flame spell"
"Water! I need to find WATER!!!!" Bowser screeched as he ran around in circles. "ARRRROOOAAARRRR!!!!" Bowser then started sprinting toward Peach's Castle with a trail of black fire following behind him.
"Papa! Wait for me!" Bowser Jr. hollered as he chased behind his blazing daddy.
"Your Fieriness! Where are you going?! I can put the flames out with one of my water spell." Kammy shouted as she ran behind Bowser and Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr. and Kammy ran behind Bowser, until they spotted Princess Peach's Castle. "Oh, your Fieriness, we've arrived at Peach's Castle." Kammy said staring at Princess Peach's awe-inspiring Castle.
Bowser Jr. then saw and pointed at a water fountain at the entrance of Peach's Castle. "Look, Papa. You can cool your ass off with that water thing." Bowser Jr. said as he turned toward Bowser, who was still running around in circles.
"Grahuh?!?!" Bowser moaned as he turned toward the water fountain. "Junior! What have I told you about cursing?!?" he then ran toward the fountain. "But thanks anyway, Juniorrrrrrr!!!!!!" Bowser then jumped into the fountain. "AHHHHH! Much better…" moaned the Koopa King as the water fountain extinguished his fiery shell.
Meanwhile inside Peach's Castle.
A Toad was walking through the castle, he just came from the castle's souvenir store. "Mmmm…I know I should feel bad for eating Mushrooms, I mean I'm basically a Mushroom myself." The Toad said munching on the shroom.
The Toad then noticed how the room he was in was getting darker. "Huh, what's going on here? I know it's not getting dark already." When the Toad turned toward the window he saw The Bean Bean Cruiser helplessly plunging down toward the castle. "AHHHH!!!! THAT THING'S COMING TOWARD THE CASTLE!!!!!" the Toad dropped his Mushroom and ran out of the room. "I've got to warn the others!!!!" The Toad hollered as he ran down the hallway.
Popple, the Beanish thief from the BeanBean Kingdom had somehow stuck inside Peach's Castle, he was just leaving out of the Peach's kitchen, he was kinda pissed off. "Err…What a waste of my time, see? There's nothing here really worth stealing in this dump called a castle." Popple mumbled to himself as he snuck all the way to hallway.
Popple was creeping through the hallway, until he heard screaming coming down the hallway. "Uh-Oh, somebody's coming!" Popple then saw a huge fake palm tree and hid behind it. "They'll never think look here, see?" Popple then saw and watched as the Toad ran passed him. "…Huh? I wonder what's his rush…" he muttered as he watched the Toad skid behind a corner. "I'm gonna see what that Mushroom was running from, see?" Popple then crept toward where the Toad was running from.
Meanwhile inside The Bean Bean Cruiser, Wario and Fawful were moving toward Peach's Castle at top speed and had no way of slowing down. "WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Both Fawful and Wario screamed in unison as they held each other.
Bowser Jr. and Kammy walked over to Bowser. "Are you feeling quite find, your coolness?" Kammy said as she stared at Bowser.
Bowser, who was lying inside the fountain then said. "Yeah, Kammy, you old hag! I haven't felt this good in along time." Bowser then slowly raised himself out of the fountain. "Enough wasting time let's go and get ourselves a Princess." Bowser chortled as he walked toward Princess Peach's huge front door.
Bowser Jr. and Kammy was just about to take a step behind Bowser, but Bowser Jr. spotted something in the air. "…Huh…? Look, you old hag, do you see that?" Bowser Jr. muttered as he pointed at The Bean Bean Cruiser.
Kammy then put her hand over her forehead. "Y-Yeah. I think I can see it, Junior. W-What is it?" Kammy muttered back to Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr., who was still staring at The Bean Bean Cruiser. "I don't know, but...IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARD MAMA'S CASTLE!!!!!!!!" Bowser Jr. hollered as he ran away from the castle.
"Oh dear, it certainly is, isn't?" Kammy said looking at the cruiser while running behind Bowser Jr.
"Huff…Huff…I-I think we're all safe…" Bowser Jr. muttered as he tried to catch his breath. "Huh, Kammy, where's my Papa?" he said as he watched Kammy run toward him..
Kammy had this weird expression on her face as she said. "Huh? I-I don't know. I thought he was running behind us, Junior."
"Oh no, and knowing how dumb Papa is, he probably haven't noticed that thing yet." Bowser Jr. said looking at Kammy.
Bowser was at Princess Peach's front door, he was sweating really hard with a manic look on his face. "Grahahahaha!!!! This time NOBODY'S gonna stop me when I kidnap Peach AND take over her castle, GRAHAHAHA! Sometimes I even scare myself, I'm so dang EVIL." Bowser then slowly reached out to the doorknob. "I got to make this as anticlimax as possible." snickered Bowser under his breath. Suddenly Bowser noticed a huge shadow looming over him. "Grahuh?!?!" Bowser then turned around and noticed The Bean Bean Cruiser coming right toward him. "What in the name of GOOMBA!!!!" roared Bowser as he shielded himself with his arms.
The huge Bean Bean Cruiser collided into Princess Peach's Castle and at the same time crushing The Mighty Koopa King. Fawful and Wario came hurtling out of the cruiser's front window.
"FURRRRYYYY!!!!!" shouted Fawful as he went crashing through the lower level of the castle.
"ALARRRRRRR!!!!!!!" growled Wario as he went crashing through the upper level.
"Papa! Papa! Papa!" shouted an extremely concern Bowser Jr. as he and Kammy ran over to the huge cruiser. Bowser Jr. then started looking around the cruiser. "I can't find Papa anywhere." he then stared at the ship itself. "What is this ugly thing, some kinda of weird airship???…"
Kammy then bent down and said. "Oh my goodness…A-Are you okay under there, your grogginess?" but there was no kind of response. "C'mon on, Junior. Let's see if we can get your Papa from under here…" Bowser Jr. and Kammy then started walking around the cruiser as they looked from some kinda way to free Bowser.
Popple was now in the castle's souvenir store, he was behind the cash register stealing the money out of it. "…Hmm…I don't see anything in here to make that Fungi acted all crazy, see?" Popple muttered to himself as he placed some of the store's cash inside his big white sack.
Popple walked to the window and quickly noticed The Bean Bean Cruiser jammed halfway inside the bottom floor of the castle. "WHOA! Look at that thing!" Popple then did a devilish grin. "I bet that thing's full of loot." Popple then lifted the window up and sighed. "Uhh…That's along drop from here. I sure wish Rookie was here, I could of got him to do the dirty work for me…" he then jumped and landed headfirst into the cruiser. "Ow…That's smarts." he then looked both ways before creeping inside Fawful's Bean Bean Cruiser.
"Huh…What was that loud noise…" said Peach as she swung the door and walked into the one her rooms, she noticed that the room window was broken. "What happen to the window?" she then saw Wario slowly getting off the ground scratching his butt. "W-Wario?…W-What are you doing here?"
Wario lifted his head and saw Peach staring curiously at him from across the room. "ARRRR!!!!!" Wario growled as he stood up all the way and started to approach Peach.
Peach slowly backed away from Wario. "Eeek…Wario…Wha…What do you want from me…?" Wario had finally got Peach cornered to a wall, it seemed like he was getting ready to pounce. "Ahhhh…Get away from me." Peach shrieked covered herself.
"The heck should I know, Peachy. I've already forgot." Wario muttered nonchalantly, as he picked his nose.
Peach laughed nervously as she stared at Wario with sheer disbelief. "…Wha...Huh…?"
Wario then noticed a Toad walking passed the room. "Oh, YEAHHH!!!!!" Wario cheered as he ran toward the Toad. "C'mon here you!!!!!"
The Toad saw Wario and immediately ran away. "What the heck?!?! AHHHHH!!!!! Leave me along!!!!"
Peach stood there completely confused as he watched Wario chased the Toad into the kitchen. "…Okay…" she then left the room and headed downstairs.
When Peach finally made it all the way down, she was quickly met with a Raygun to the face. "HUH?!" Peach shrieked as she stared at Fawful holding the Raygun. "I-I know you, you were Cackletta's attendant when she was trying to take over the BeanBean Kingdom! You're Fawful."
Fawful then gave Peach a creepy grin as he said. "I have FURY!"
Chapter 24's over. What's is Fawful gonna do with Princess Peach, and what about Bowser, will he be able to help…Peach? Stay Tune for Chapter 25: Castle Seize: Wario's Wolfpack Pt.2.
A/N: If you didn't know this yet, Fawful is also Beanish.
Thanks for the review, PPAD!
I'm outta here, baby!