A/N: YO! It's me folks. Hey, lookie here! I've finally decided to update A Date with Destiny, which happen to be my flagship story…I don't what got over me. I mean, I've should have been updated this story! But I digress, with the Castle Saga drawing to a conclusion (one left) I do hope you enjoy this upcoming chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related. But, I do…However, own my OC Plum, which is much older in this story then her other counterpart in my other story which she does appears in.
Chapter 28: The Great Escape Part 2: The Fury's Fury!
Wario, Peach, and Toaden stood there with their agape as they stared at the monstrous sized Fawful loom ominously over them. "FURY! FURY!…I HAVE FURY!!!!" The Fury bellowed, still swinging his grotesque green arms every which away.
"…O-Oh, no…Wh-What happened to Fawful? D-Did he really turn to that…monster?" Peach muttered, staring at The Fury with her mouth agape.
But luckily, The Fury didn't noticed them below him and so he leapt away from them, something like what the Incredible Hulk would do and started destroying the environment around him.
The Fury then hurried his way over toward a room at the end of the hallway, while moving around in a frenzy. "Oh no, Toaden, he's heading toward my room." Peach shrieked, turning toward Toaden. "You have to stop him…"
"Uhh…Do not fret, my beloved princess. I'm intending to do just so." Toaden then grabbed Peach arm. "…Err…Come, let us follow this insidious beast."
Peach just stared at Toaden with this perplexed expression on her face. "…Huh, you mean…the both of us?" she said, pointing at herself and then at Toaden.
However, Toaden just pretended not to hear what Peach said and led her behind The Fury. "H-Hey? Slow down, Toaden…" she yelped.
Wario just stood staring at the both of them as they followed behind The Fury. "…Hm, what the hell…I'm curious to see what the little kiddies are planning to do. I mean, the laughs I'm 'bout get from it, is gonna be so worth it."
Peach and Toaden with Wario following not that far behind, pursed The Fury, entering the room where he went into.
When they got inside, they saw The Fury destroying everything inside Princess Peach's room; he was knocking and breaking anything that got in his way.
Peach looked around her trashed bedroom and almost fainted on spot. "Uhh…I…I can't believe this. M-My beautiful room…I-It's…ruined…"
"What the hell…?! Oh, man…I-I think I'm gonna hurl!" Wario chortled. "So, Peachy! Is this what you call interior decoration?! Wahahahahaha! No wonder you thought it was a good idea to wear pink all the time." Peach just turned toward Wario and glared at him.
"…What is this?" Toaden murmured, while shivering slightly. "Wasn't he a scrawny nerd a few seconds ago? What's with this uncouth transformation? Is it possible that he was just merely holding back during our fight?" he murmured, clinging onto his blade.
"FURY!!!!" The Fury yelped, as he leapt high up in the air. He then came down hard into the ground; the impact of the stomp was so powerful that it sent shockwaves throughout the ground, which also caused tiny cracks to appear into the ground.
Toaden watched with his mouth agape as The Fury, before he chuckled, nervously. "N-No, he couldn't have…Yeah…T-This must be some kind of puerile trick." he then nodded. "Yes, just some childish trick…Humph, what Poppycock!"
"Eeeek! He's completely outta control! Somebody, stop him!" Peach shrieked, as she watched The Fury knocked and utterly destroy more stuff in her room. "He's like a mindless beast, who sole purpose is to only create utter and senseless destruction…" she muttered to herself.
"Wahahahahaha…After the freak's finished redecorating your room, Peachy. It's gonna be one hell of a disaster."
"Listen, you two!" Peach said, frantically, while turning to Wario and Toaden. "You both need to put your differences aside and stop Faw…Uhh…Hulk…Whatever he is!" she then started shaking Toaden. "...Before he trashes everything in my room."
"Hohohoho…Do not fret, my beloved Princess." Toaden chortled, drawing out his Meta Knight like blade, while pointing toward The Fury, as he patted Peach on her back. "Leave this abomination of a man to me. As I will single-handily restore order to this castle, and it all will be done in a blink of an eye! That, I can assure you!" he then winked, reassuringly.
Wario just stared at Toaden; he noticed how his legs were buckling. "…Hmm, so you think you can't take, freaky-by-nature on your own, eh? Well, by the look of your legs, they seemed to be disagreeing with you." he then placed his hands on his hips, while grinning. "I bet you're all talk, just like that other little Toad snot!"
"What?! How dare you question my certainty?" Toaden growled, turning to the obese plumber. "Just you watch! I'll make you eat and swallow those words, fatty!"
Toaden was just about to make a run out toward The Fury, when somebody suddenly grabbed him for behind. "What the? What's the big idea?!" he then turned to see Peach; she had a worried look on her face. "…My…Princess?"
"Wait, hold on for a 'sec, Toaden." Peach sighed, while whispering. "I know you weren't planning on charging out there to fight him on your own?"
"Well, of course, I was intending to do just so, my princess." Toaden then looked at Wario and chuckled. "…W-Wait?…Hah-hah…I know you weren't assuming that I would actually ask for the assistance of that fat disgusting, unsightly looking man?"
"Hey?!" Wario shouted out, annoyingly, from the background. "In case you had forgotten this… I'm still here in THE ROOM and I can here EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING!!!" he snarled.
"C'mon now, Toaden! Don't you think you were being a bit hasty now?" Peach sighed. "Well, I know I can't pin everything on you. I admit it; I was probably being a bit impulsive when I told you to attack him. Perhaps, if you two would join forces, you'll have a better chance in stopping him."
"Wait…You're telling me, that you were serious when you said that the first time?!" Toaden then started laughing loudly. "I'm sorry to say this, my beloved princess, but I must scoff at your query."
However, Peach just snorted, while tooting up her nose. "I know you're not trying to ridicule me? If I wouldn't had grabbed you, you surely would of been killed. You were basically granting your own death wish. You know that I know that you're no match for, for…that…that thing."
"My Princess, I'm deeply mortified!" Toaden gasped, loudly. "I can't believe that you would think so lowly of me. Is it that…y-you actually lack the confidence in my abilities?"
Peach sighed. "Okay, maybe I was being a bit inconsiderate there. And no, Toaden, I do believe in you." Peach then looked toward The Fury. "…It's just…I didn't want to see run in there without a reasonable plan…I don't want see anymore of my closest friends get hurt on the account of my well-being." she then turned toward Wario and smiled faintly. "Including you, Wario."
"What, are you serious? I'm actually one of your closest friends, Peachy?!" Wario said, getting all goggly-eyed. "Oh, oh, oh, what an honor to be showered by a person of your magnitude!" he then crossed his arms and huffed. "Humph. Yeah, right! Like I really care if YOU did worried about me or not. Save your sap story to somebody who really cares."
"Wario, you'll be wise to still your tongue, while you're in the presence of my beloved Princess, you swine!" Toaden snarled, turning to Wario.
"Blab, blab, blab! That's all I'm hearing from you, you little Toad snot." Wario chuckled, while making faces at the Toad. "Maybe, if you and 'your beloved princess' stop making SHIT come out your mouths, then I might consider lending a helping-hand."
"Wh-What did you just say?!" Toaden uttered, as he face turned dark red. "…H-How dare you? Well, I would have the mind to…"
"Toaden…Please." Peach said, cutting her Toad captain off. The Fury was still seen in the background mindlessly destroying stuff inside the room.
"Please forgive me for my insolence, my princess." Toaden then bald his fist up and sneered. "It's just…I find Wario's churlishness…bothersome."
Peach just smiled. "And, I understand that…"
"I think Wario should think of this as a privilege. Yes, a privilege from you, my beloved princess, that you would even consider worrying yourself on the behalf of…Wario's own welfare." Toaden retorted. "If it was me, I would careless what happened to that scourge!"
"Oooh, my god! I'm like…tearing up here, man!" Wario then started wiping his invisible tears. "My hanky is soaked to the bone, Boo-stinkin'-Hoo!!!" Toaden just sneered. "Hey, don't give me that look, you little snot!" he smirked. "I didn't ask Little Miss Frilly from her sympathize!"
"Please Toaden, try not to begrudge Wario." Peach said with a reassuring smile. "Yes, I know what he has been doing has been…somewhat…unforgiving, but we're gonna really need his help, if we plan on stopping that monster. If I was able to forgive him for his actions, I'm sure you can find it in your heart to forgive him, as well."
"You were able to forgive my actions?!" Wario then started laughing loudly. "Wahahahahahahah, now that's rich…You have my condolence, princess…Yeah, right! If I had a second chance, I would totally do it again!"
"…Err…I-I really don't think I can find it in me to…" Toaden then looked at Princess Peach, she was giving him puppy dog eyes. "My, god…She's making that face…It's so…beautiful. No, no, Toaden…You're better than that. You have to fight it, don't let the princess' beautiful cloud your better judgment." he said to himself. "…Sure, I'll do it…But, the only reason why, is for you…My beloved Princess." he sighed, giving in to Peach's ludicrous request.
"Oh, Toaden! I knew you'll see it from my perceptive!" Peach then ran over to Toaden, lifting him up off the ground, hugging him tightly. "Thank you, thank you! I knew I could count on you, Toaden! You're always so reliable."
Toaden just blushed brightly. "…Uhh, thanks. Eheheh, didn't you already know? I'll do just about anything for you, Princess…" he said, while swooning all over her. "How come everytime she make that expression, I always seem to succumb to my poorest judgment?" he said to himself.
As Toaden stood there swooning, Wario just rolled his eyes. "…Cough…Wuss…Cough…" he said, pretending to cough.
Toaden grinded his teeth, while turning toward Wario. "HEY?!" Peach just stared at him and Toaden cleared his throat. "As much I hate to admit it, my beloved princess is indeed correct. We're gonna have to put our divergence aside and join forces." he whispered. "I'm afraid that will be the only way, if we're intending to vanquish this foe!"
"Arrrr, whatever…" Wario growled, reluctantly agreeing with the Toad. "It's not like I have a choice in the matter, anyhow. Eventually, Freakful's pea-sized brain would have noticed us standing here."
"Right you are, but he'll be already over and done with before that matter ever occurs." Toaden smirked, while winking. Wario just rolled his eyes. "Now, my porky companion! Let us began!"
"Hey, snot! How come when you talk, your voice don't sound all rasp like those other Toad snot?" Wario muttered. "…Hey?! I know you didn't just call me your 'Porky Companion'?!?!" he sneered. "Who do you think you are, buster?!" However, Wario was ignored as Toaden grabbed his arm.
Peach stood there smiling, as she watched Wario and Toaden crept slowly toward The Fury, trying their best not to be detected by him. "Good luck, you two."
Toaden and Wario had finally crept close enough to The Fury and were now concealing themselves behind a broken bookshelf. "Alright, this is close enough. We'll attack on my mark…"
"Why on your mark? Who said that you were the leader here, snot?!" Wario retorted.
"Uhh…Do you have any bright ideas at the moment, fatman?" Toaden countered back, while staring annoyingly at Wario.
"ARRR…Whatever, you little…" Wario groaned, while turning to The Fury. "…Hmm, that's strange. I've never seen the FREAK that much worked up before.
"Wait?! Are you implying that you've witness this monstrous transformation before?" Toaden yelped, turning toward Wario. "Why didn't you inform me about this beforehand?"
Wario just stared blankly at Toaden. "What the hell are you talking about? Stop talking like some medieval weirdo and speak normally." he then sighed. "Anyways, something musta really pissed that freak off, if he's trashing around this violently."
"Hmm…It's probably because I wiped the floor with his face SO BAD during our scuffle." Toaden said with this smug smirk on his face. "Eheheh. He really wasn't that much of a challenge." he then looked over to his unconscious men. "Too bad I couldn't say the same for my men!" he then started chortling.
Wario just stared at Toaden. "Warrrrrrh…You really are a douche bag, aren't you?" he retorted, annoyingly.
"Enough chattering! It's time we make our offensive assault!" Toaden then leapt from behind the bookshelf and made a mad dash toward The Fury. "The games afoot, Wario Ol'Boy!"
"Yeah…Afoot…" Wario snickered, not even attempting to follow behind Toaden.
Peach also noticed that Wario didn't make an attempt to assist Toaden and gasped. "Oh, no! Wario lied!" she then turned toward her Toad captain. "Toaden, pullback!" she shrieked,
However, Peach's cries fell on deaf ears as Toaden was now above The Fury, drawing out his sword. "Take this, you lout!!!" Toaden then came down on The Fury's left arm. "Yeah! Take tha…Wha…" However, the attack seemed to have no affect on The Fury whatsoever. "…Umm…This doesn't look promising…"
After feeling a sting of pain to his arm, The Fury turned and saw Toaden looking up at him from the ground. "Fury remembers, Spudman! Spudman brings nothing but FURY to Fury! With the slashing of the body…NONSTOP!!!! Err, thinking about it brings the FURY!!! Ahhh, FURY!!!!!" The Fury then grabbed his head and bellowed. "ARRR!!! I HAVE FURY!"
The forced of The Fury's bellow sent Toaden rolling backward. "…Urr…My head…I can't believe his increased strength. His roar alone sent me flying…"
When Toaden looked up, he saw The Fury looming over him; drool was running down his mouth, exceedingly. "Eh, you might be formidable now, but I assure you, I have no intention in fleeing now…" he said, still shivering.
The Fury then tried slamming his huge mutated fist down at Toaden, but he quickly leapt back up, dodging The Fury, The Fury's arm was momentarily stuck into the ground. "Hehehe, here's my chance!" Toaden ran toward Fury, pulling out his blade again. "Have at you!!!!"
Toaden slammed his sword into The Fury's jammed arm, but Fury's arm was so sturdy that Toaden's blade bounced completely off him. "Urk! What is this…Madness?!" Toaden yelped, watching as his blade went spiraling to the end of the room.
Toaden then watched in horror as The Fury pulled his arm outta the ground. "Uhh…Maybe, I did go a little over my head." he gulped, as he watched The Fury storm over to him. "Umm…W-Wario…I could really use that…help from you now…" Toaden then went to look back, but unfortunately Wario was nowhere to be found. "WHAT THE?! That…Scoundrel!"
The Fury then grabbed Toaden, squeezing him as he lifted him up to his eyelevel. "Ahhh, Holy shit!!!!" Toaden screamed, sounding like a regular Toad.
"Wahahahahaha! There we go! There's that raspy Toad voice I was waitin' for!" Wario chuckled.
"TOADEN!!!!" Peach shrieked, as she watched The Fury slammed him repeatedly into the walls of her castle.
In the background, Wario was on the ground laughing loudly, while lying on his back. "Hey, Wario? How come you're not helping? You said that you would gonna help us!!!!"
"I said no such thing!" Wario chuckled, while trying to hold back his laughter. "Beside…I had my fingers cross!" he then started laughing all uncontrollably.
All of Wario's laughter caught The Fury's attention and so he tossed Toaden aside and went stomping toward Wario. Toaden went crashing on the opposite side of the room.
However, the only thing Peach was worried about was Toaden and so went rushing toward his aide, ignoring The Fury's appearance completely. The feeling was neutral, as The Fury only attention was set on Wario.
"Toaden, hold on! I'm coming for you." Peach shrieked, running toward her injured Toad captain.
Wario was still laughing all hysterically, when noticed a shadow looming over him. "…Eh? What happened to all the light?"
That's when Wario lifted his head and saw The Fury standing over him; he had this manic expression on his face. "…FAT UGLY, POKE FUN AT FURY!" the Fury then grabbed his head. "I…HAVE…FURY!!!!!" he bellowed, insanely.
The Fury then slung his two huge grotesque arms down toward Wario. "…Oh, shit…You've got to be…KIDDING ME!!!" Wario yelped, leaping up high, dodging The Fury's attack.
Wario landed on The Fury's shoulder, but The Fury didn't him a chance to recuperate as he began attacking. "Dammit! This is SO not funny!!!" he growled, dodging The Fury's attack. "Wake up, Freakful! It's-a me, Wario!!!!"
A/N: And there, my friends, ends Chapter 28, stay tune to thrilling conclusion to the Castle Saga, which will be next chapter.