Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you the people's ages and that in one of the previous chapters I wrote that Niley dated for eight years. It's not eight. They dated for 4 years from age 14 to age 18 and broke up at 18. Anyways, here are their present ages:
Noah: 13
Frankie: 14
Miley: 22
Vanessa: 22
Emily: 22
Nick: 22
Zac: 23
Joe: 25
Ashley: 26
Kevin: 27
Hilary: 27
Chapter 11: Joe!
Joe's POV
Everybody loves Joe
Cause he's the hottest of them all
Joe is great
Joe is hot
Joe is super talented
Nick is ugly like Kevin
Kevin is dumb like Nick
"JOE! Would YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!! SERIOSLY DUDE THOSE LYRICS SUCK AND KEVIN AND ME ARE NOT UGLY OR DUMB! WE'RE THE SAME AS YOU EXCEPT YOU'RE THE FREAKIN' DUMB ONE WHO CAN'T SHUT UP! NOW PLEASE SHUT UP!" Nick said.
He's just jealous of me. "AND I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOU!" he said. Wow! He just like read my mind! This is so cool! "AND I DIDN'T JUST READ YOUR MIND! THIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS EVERYDAY SINCE WE BECAME FAMOUS! GOD! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!" Wow! Cool!
5 hours later
I went over Emily's house since she invited me because she needs my help to baby-sit Noah since Miley can't do it. I wonder why she can't let her stay home alone. She's 13.
"Hey Noie!" I said to her.
"Hey Joey!" she mimicked me.
"So… how are you?" I asked.
"I'm… good." She said mimicking me again.
Then her phone rang.
"Hey Frankie! Of course we're still on for the date tonight! Oops! I kind of just said it in front of Joe. Well, we've been dating for 3 months now they were gonna find out so-" she said.
I took the phone from her and said into the phone "Hey Frankie! You're growing up now! What happened to the old Frankie who said that girls have cooties? Huh? Well-" I was cut off by Noah who hit me really hard on my arm. "Ow!"
"JOE! GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE OR ELSE!" she said through gritted teeth. Oh, no! She said or else! I just ran up stairs with her phone.
"JOSEPH ADAM JONAS! GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! OR ELSE! JOE!" she ran up to me and tiesd me to a chair and taped my mouth so that I woudn't talk.
Half an hour later
"Will you EVER take MY CELL PHONE again?" Noah asked as I nodded. "Good! Now I'll untie you and tell you that Frankie is coming over."
After she untied me I asked "I wonder what Frankie see's in you. I mean you're so mean!" But when I saw the hurt look on her face I quickly said "But in a good way! I mean don't get me wrong, you're smokin' hot! I mean look at you. You have a hot body. And any guy would want you. Plus, if I was still young I'd probably date you and who knows we might end up together later on!"
"JOSEPH ADAM JONAS! I AM YOU GIRLFRIEND AND FRANKIE IS HERE AND HE JUST LISTENED TO EVERY SINGLE THING YOU JUST SAID!" Emily said.
3 hours later (9 pm)
"JOE!"
"JOE!"
"JOE!"
"FRANKIE!" I said since everyone was calling my name but they just looked at me like I was retarded. "What? You guys kept on saying my name so I thought that maybe we should say someone else's name. That's why I said Frankie. What are we playing anyway?"
"WE'RE NOT PLAYING A GAME!" Kevin yelled.
"Oh. Then why were you saying my name like I was in trouble or something?" I asked.
"Hmm… I don't know! Maybe it's because YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! When I told you to go take Frankie in the car and go somewhere with him, I didn't say you could let him drive the car and then TRASH it!" Kevin yelled.
"And I specifically told you to go to the movie store and buy me a movie with MY money! Not go to the theatre and WATCH a MOVIE with MY money!" Nick yelled.
"And I told you that if I drove the car mom and dad will find out and ground me but you said 'NO! They won't I've done this millions of times and I never got grounded!'. But I did get caught and now I'm grounded!" Frankie said. I'm really confused right now.
"I still don't get why you're all mad at me." I said confused.
1 hour later
"JOE!"
So what did you guys think? I felt like I needed some more humor so I added this chapter. Hpe you had some laughs. Read and Review!
