Unexpected Side Effects

Dante Taisho

-------------------------------------------

Thank you for all your help. I suck at creating names.

FYI, I have been playing Final Fantasy XII. Great game. Based on school and Final Fantasy, updates may be a little random, but I have so many ideas for my story, so don't worry.

Now, let us see which name was chosen.

ITALICS ARE SHINICHI'S THOUGHTS

-------------------------------------------

Shinichi stared at the bra, then at Shiho, mentally noting that she is enjoying this way too much.

"Shiho," "damn, it's hard using her real name. I have been calling her Haibara for so long." "I fail too see what is so funny."

"Nothing really, it's just that this was… unexpected." Shiho replied, smirk still in place.

"And unwanted."

"Don't worry Shinichi, we'll find a cure soon enough," Prof. Agasa said "Now, to break this news to your parents…"

-------------------------------------------

"Okay, so here I am, waiting for my mom to burst into the room after hearing the news. God, how am I going to survive this. Heck, I can just wait for Hattori to show up. School, guys…" Shinichi thought.

''Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap ! Guys. Guys at school. Guys at school with perverted fantasies. Guys at school with wandering hands. Okay, I am officially freaking out. Okay, maybe the won't notice me. I mean, I was a guy. I can't be that good looking as a girl. I can't…"

"Please God, don't let me be."

Shinichi look at the mirror that first notified him of this… change. Standing up, she looked over herself. First thing she noticed, she was still short. Well, not short short, more like five-two, five-three. Let's continue, slim legs, delicate facial features womanly curves and… big boobs.

"Yep, I'm screwed."

-------------------------------------------

"Oh, Shin-chan," Yukiko screamed as she flung the door open, grabbing the newly feminine Shinichi into a big hug.

"Okay here it is. Yep, mom gets me in her patented crushing hug of motherly affection. Right on time. I can hear her giggling, no, make that laughing. Great, she thinks this is funny too. You know, I bet when Hattori shows up, he will piss his pants. Yep, I am officially the world's biggest joke." Shinichi thought dryly.

"Oh, I have always wanted a little girl." Yukiko said between.

"Okay that was unexpected."

Yukiko started giving her new daughter the once over. So embarrassing. Out of the corner of Shinichi's eye, she can see her dad, chuckling to himself. "Oh yeah, we'll see who's laughing when I tell some of your publishers where you are. Yes, we will see who is laughing then."

"So, has my daughter thought of a new name for herself?"

Shinichi glared at her mother, "I am a guy, remember? Why would I need a new name?" "Great, I now sound like a rerun of Ranma ½."

"Yes, but Shinichi isn't really a girls name, and doesn't suit my new baby girl," Yukiko said with a smile.

"Damn, she's got a point. People would be suspicious if a girl showed up named Shinichi Kudo."

"Lets see S-She-Shi- Shin-Shina-Shinko" Yukiko proudly said, "It's decided, my baby girl's name is Shinko Kudo!"

"Right, that's much less suspicious" Shinichi, now Shinko, thought dryly.

"Okay, with that decided, my baby can't go around dressed like a boy," Shinko did not like the look in her mother's eye.

"This is going to be bad"

"I'm taking you and Shiho shopping!" Yukiko declared as she led her stunned daughter to the door.

-------------------------------------------

Three hours later, and sixty thousand yen ($600 CAN), Shinko and Shiho were done their shopping. They bough skirts, blouses, underwear, jeans, socks, sweaters…the list goes on and on. Yukiko was a little disappointed that nether girl wished to buy anything pink. Nerveless, Shinko kept a close eye on everything that went into the bag. He had more than once caught his mom slipping in something pink or, even worse, frilly.

Shinko looked at Shiho as during the shopping trip. He noticed that she was a lot less cold now that the Black Organization was taken down. Had she even joked with her mom?

This was a little…awkward for Shinko. It was weird for him to try on clothes on her new body. What would you expect if you had gone from a guy to a girl? He was trying not to touch certain…area of himself to much. Needless to say, as the three women were leaving, her face was red as a tomato.

The worse part was the guys at the department store. Store clerks and random men aging from teenagers to men in their late thirties, were bending over backwards for the three woman, usually to try to get a look under their skirts. A few grabs and lewd suggestions had more than once popped up. Shinko was definitely not looking forward to school.

"There are some parts about being a kid that are not so bad," she heard Shiho muter more than once.

-------------------------------------------

When they got home, Shinko's dad was currently working out the school registration for Shinko and Shiho. It was hard, none to say the least, making up reasons to why they did not have any transcript. Shinko had more than once heard her dad plead with the teachers. It ended that the two girls would have to come in tomorrow morning to do a placement test.

It was after supper that the bell rang. Curious, Shinko open the door to find Ran on he other side.

"Make that a fuming mad Ran," Shinichi thought nervously. "She's probably wondering who his strange girl in Shinichi's house is."

It was that Yukiko walked by. "Oh, hi Ran, I've see you've me Shinichi's cousin Shinko."

"Nice save mom, nice save"

-------------------------------------------