RAFT tip of the day: Always carry an invisibility cloak with you, so that if a rapist corners you, you can put it on, confuse the rapist, and escape.
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RAFT Appears!!!!
"I would like mint chocolate and strawberry swirl." The house elf peered up at Alex nervously.
"Very sorry Miss, but we don't have any ice cream here." She looked aghast.
"You have lied! No ice cream here! Oh woe is me."
"Huh, well guess that means we're going to have to go to Hogsmeade then." Alex and Charlie looked confusedly at the twins.
"Hogsmeade?"
"Yeah, it's a wizard community just down the hill. They're sure to have ice cream there." The girls cheered.
"Huzzah! Lead the way." The twins lead them to the statue of the one eyed witch, and down the tunnel to the back room of Honeydukes.
"Ooooh pretty candy!" Charlie and Alex leapt out of the tunnel and proceeded to look at the entire stock of Honeydukes.
"Ladies, ladies, there will be plenty of time for that, but if you will follow George and I we will take you to get some ice cream." Fred ushered everyone out of Honeydukes, and proceeded to escort the trio to the ice cream shop.
!!!!!!!! AT THE ICE CREAM STORE !!!!!!!!!!!
"… and it ended up giving the kid a pig's tail…" The four of them sat at a table happily eating ice cream, skipping class, and trying to one up each other in tales of misconduct.
"Oh that's nothing one time Alex and I went to Vegas, and she ended up getting kicked out of Nevada, while I ended up married to an Elvis, of course I divorced him once I found out that he was only an impersonator."
"Oh yeah, well this one time…" Alex and Charlie stopped listening to the Twins' tale for at that moment a very shady looking character passed by the window of the ice cream parlor, they nodded to each other, and turned to Fred and George.
"Girls bathroom break! Be right back!" With that, they rushed away from the table, and snuck out the door while the twins weren't looking. Pausing in the nearest alleyway, they turned to look at the shady character with long blonde hair walking down the street.
"He is one of them."
"Yes. We must not let him get away!" With that, they transformed epically into their RAFT forms.
"Away!" They swept down the street, stalking the creepy man from the alleyways. Just as he was about to enter a run-down pub with a hog as it's mascot, Charlie aka 'Phantom' jump-tackled him, sending him flying. The two of them quickly wrestled him into the nearest alleyway, then stood back and posed.
"We have finally caught you, you dastardly devious evil-doing fiend! Prepare to suffer for your misdeeds, for I, the epic, dashing defender of love and justice, Zorro, will take you down!" Alex, aka 'Zorro' pointed at the creepy man, her cape swishing in the wind.
"Indeed, hell hath no fury as us! Be prepared to perish for your wrong-doings, for I am the hero of the weak, foe to the rich aristocratic fat cats of society, I protect all things lovely and beautiful, Phantom is here!" The creepy man looked at the two of them for a second, then began backing away.
"Damn, they found me…I see you have finally found me. I, Lucius Malfoy, will not be taken down by two fools like yourselves, for you will never catch me!" With a pop, he apparated away. The two masked marauders stared, dumbfounded. Goddamn.
"Well, that was unexpected."
"You're telling me. I hate it when they can teleport." They transformed back into their civilian forms of Alex and Charlie before panicking.
"Shit Alex, what if our ice cream melted?" Alex gasped in horror.
"My God your right, we better hurry!" With that they ran back to the ice cream shop, Fred and George still waiting.
"Where were you two?"
"We couldn't find the bathroom, you people call it funny words here. We found a room marked the loo and found it very suspicious. We thought that a man name Lui would come and watch us. That would be no good, so we finally just found a random person, stuck them in there and waited to see what happened."
"I see. Well ladies we should be getting back to Hogwarts soon." Charlie and Alex nodded enthusiastically and each grabbed one of the twins, leading them back to Honeydukes.
!!!!!!!!!! BACK AT HOGWARTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie and Alex were sitting once again at the Hufflepuff table, each had a five foot radius of empty seats around them, where no Hufflepuff student dared venture.
"Oh Charlie, pass the pumpkin juice, thanks, so what do we have after lunch?" Charlie pulled out her time table and glanced at it.
"Hmm, Double Defense Against the Dark Arts, with Professor Umbridge. Wonder where that is? Oh I know," Charlie leaned behind her and grabbed a Ravenclaw student. "You take us to our next class." The Ravenclaw student nodded in fear, word had gotten out that if you did not do what the American girls asked, they would key hall you, and take your robes.
"Okay follow me."
"Thanks matey." After a few minutes, they came to an open door to a room full of pink lamps and plates with fluffy kittens on them. Alex and Charlie stared in horror.
"Who could live in such a place? Oh what a terrible thing….." Charlie muttered while walking to an empty seat in the middle of the room, unconsciously sitting with the other Slytherins, not noticing that the other side of the room was occupied by Gryffindors. Meanwhile, Alex had started dancing around the room to the other students amusement, and singing about how it was a wonderful pink world.
"Hello friends that look alike! Why have you taken off your name badges? I can no longer tell you apart!" While Alex tried to decide which one of the twins was Fred, and which one was George, Professor Umbridge entered the room.
"Hem, hem." Alex paid no attention and finally decided to put brightly colored hats on Fred and George to tell them apart.
"Pink is for Fred, and orange is for George, now Charlie and I know."
"Hem, hem." Alex was dressing the twins up in their respective colors, and Charlie was staring wide eyed at the kitty plates.
"Oh dear god, their eyes are following me!"
"HEM, HEM!!"
"WHAT?!" Professor Umbridge stood glaring at Alex while all the students snickered.
"Sit down immediately! Class has begun!" Alex squeezed in between the twins and stared attentively at Umbridge, who had calmed down. After a chorus of 'Hello Professor Umbridge', the class was told to take out their textbooks and begin reading chapter 1. Charlie took one look at her book before jumping out of her seat, and screaming at Professor Umbridge.
"This isn't how you defend against evil! There's nothing in here about love and beauty. Or how to make dramatic entrances, or scare your foe! How can you defeat someone from a book? Unless you throw it at them, but that's only a one time weapon. This is a shame! A shame I say a shame! What are they paying you for, creepy cat collections?"
"Miss Brown you will sit down now. I don't know what you've been taught previously in America, but I assure you this is the proper way to learn ministry approved magic. Now read chapter one!"
"I can't read."
"Yes, you can otherwise you would not have been able to recognize, this so called improper method of dealing with the dark arts."
"Oh no, no I could just sense anything you taught us would be wrong."
"I will not have disrespect in my classroom, Miss Brown, detention!"
"Oh creepy cat lady, you can't do that, you are not the Captain here! I will only be directed by the Captain!"
"This is not a ship young lady! You will do as I say!"
"That's why I can't take orders from you, you have no ship!" At that, they began shouting at each other about ship rules and how Hogwarts was not a ship. Meanwhile, Alex had gotten out of her seat and began stealing Umbridge's kitten plates. After her third one, Umbridge finally stopped shouting at Charlie. Just as she was about to scold Alex, the bell rang. The students ambled out of the room, disturbed and amused by the class. Fred and George left last with Alex, all of them with kitten plates. Charlie had tried to resume her argument with Umbridge.
"Fine. If you will not accept detention from me, I will simply have the Headmaster order it. You will report here at eight tomorrow night." Charlie glared at the creepy woman before shaking her fist at her and running out of the room. Stupid cat ladies and their supposed ship knowledge.