"What the hell just happened?" he thought to himself, sitting up. Around him, pieces of the bus, plants and hedges, and a couple of Organization XIII members scattered around.
"Uxor!'" exclaimed a voice. Zexion walked up behind him, a small stream of blood dripping from his lower lip. "Your ahake"
(Luxord!)
"Zexion?" said Luxord shakily "Why are you talking like that?"
"I hink I ood u y aw en e rased," Zexion replied, wiping the blood off his face with his sleeve. "An y oung i oo um o o"
(I think I screwed up my jaw when we crashed)(And my tounge is too numb to move)
"I didn't understand that last thing," Luxord said, confused.
"Ih o a ihoren" Zexion said quickly.
(It's not that importent)
"Huh?" Luxord dumbly asked.
"Orhi aout ih!" Zexion shouted.
(Forget about it!)
"Can you run that by me again?" Luxord pleaded.
"Aaaaar!!! O ih! Or ooing a o urose!" accused Zexion, amother stream of blood coming down his lip.
(Aaaaarg!!! Stop it! You're doing that on purpose!)
Luxord cuffed his hand behind his ear.
"Ih ihise oo," Zexion said coldly, walking away.
(I despise you)
Luxord walked up to one of the bodies sprawled around the courtyard of Disney Castle. He kneeled down next to Demyx's body.
"Yo, Demyx. Wake up," Demyx's eyes fluttered open.
"What's the hizzy-bo-fizzy, bro?" Demyx asked.
"What?" Luxord looked at the Ninth who was now sitting up.
"I mean where's the wizard!?" Demyx said angrily, his eyes narrowing.
"Demyx?" Luxord asked, cautiously stepping away.
"The wizard of Oz!" Demyx cried, standing up and throwing his hands in the air "I need to save my sitar from the flying monkies"
"Damn, I wish I could get this on video!" Luxord breathed to hismself.
"He landed on his head, didn't he?" asked Xigbar walking up, twirling a small revolver on his left pointer finger.
"Think so..." Luxord answered, watching Demyx parade around the courtyard singing the Pokemon theme song. "Either that, or he's been doing a lot of drinking"
"Uh ong ih Eheex?" asked Zexion, joining Luxord and Xigbar "An ere ih Ih-har et a un"
(What's wrong wih Demyx?" (And where did Xigbar get a gun?)
"Smuggled it. Can't leave home without one," he said, putting the gun in his pocket and putting a cigerette in his mouth.
"Ih-har! Ehon an okih!?" Zexion scolded.
(Xigbar! Second hand smoking!?)
"Yeah, yeah," Xigbar dropped the cigerette and stepped on it.
"How are we going to snap Demyx out of this?" Luxord asked a slightly angry Xigbar.
"Hmmmm... I could tranquilize him," Xigbar suggested. "That's all I got now" He looked at Luxord pleadingly.
Luxord started to shake his head, but then the Pokemon theme song rose to a shrill scream. "Go ahead," Luxord ordered, covering his ears.
Xigbar smiled despite the fact thatt his ears were bleeding. He pulled out a pistol and launched a single silent shot towards Demyx. Demyx fell flat on his face.
"Ooh oh," complimented Zexion.
(Good shot)
"Forty years of practice," Xigbar said proudly, dropping the gun in his pocket.
"How many guns do you carry around?" Luxord asked just as Xigbar started to walk away.
"Um... Never more than ten! Seriously!" Xigbar replied, blushing.
"Uh-hu" Zexion said sarcasticly.
(Uh-huh)
"Yeah, uh, bye," muttered Xigbar as he walked away quickly and disappeared behind a hedge. Suddenly, his voice echoed out. "What the (bleeeeep)!?"