(Vexen!)
"The hell!?" Luxord spat in shock.
Xigbar ripped off the duck tape. Vexen let out a sharp cry of pain. "God damn! I've wanted to do that to him ever since I met him," Xigbar said, a wide smile on his face.
"(bleep) you," Vexen fumed, glaring at Xigbar and wiggling uncomfortably, his arms still tied.
"Hey, hey," said Xigbar, throwing Vexen a sideways look "No need to get personal,". He reluctantly untied the rope.
"Oo ih ih?" asked Zexion, glancing around the courtyard.
(Who did this?)
Vexen blushed and looked down.
"Oo?" Zexion inquired.
(Who?)
"Ch-chipmunks. Two talking chipmunks. Alright!?" Vexen said.
"You got beat up by chipmunks?" Luxord asked with a smirk.
Vexen shook his head sheepishly.
"Pitiful," scoffed Luxord.
"Hands in the air, (bleep)" cried a tiny voice from behind them.
"What's with all the "bleep"s lately? It's getting on my nerves," said Luxord.
Two chipmunks, both holding tiny weapons that were meant to be fired off a gummi ship stood behind. One had a black nose, while the other had a red one. Suddenly, a deafing blast filled the air. The red nosed chipmunk lay dead in a pool of blood. Xigbar stood there a smoking revolver in his hand.
"(Bleep)(bleep)! You (bleep) killed Dale! I'm going to kill you, you (bleep)(bleep)!!!" screamed the black nosed chipmunk.
"Dude! You just killed Dale!" exclaimed Luxord.
"O ahe?" Zexion asked.
(Whose Dale?)
"Him!" screamed the blacknosed chipmunk, pointing at the dead body of his brother. Another boom echoed through the courtyard, and Chip was dead too. Xigbar laughed.
"Xigbar! You just shot Dale and Chip! How are you going to sleep knowing you murderded some of the greatest cartoon characters?!" Luxord asked angrily.
"Practice..." Xigbar said quietly.
"Oo ihd oher heol?" Zexion questioned in surprise.
(You killed other people?)
"Well... yeah. Mainly moogles, but, anyone going to Queen Minnie's funeral?" Xigbar said, scrathing his neck with the gun.
"That's enough," interupted Luxord "You don't need to go in depth,"
"You'll learn..." crooned Xigbar. "Anyway," he contiued. "Let's go look for survivors. Nobody wake up Demyx, just in case he hasn't recovered,"
Sorry, but I sort of needed a filler chapter. The next one is really, really long so it'll make up for this one. Keep reading and reviewing!!!
Finally on Christmas Break,
DCB0428
