Disclaimer: I do not own the characters nor the storyline (except for the parts I edited).
(Chapter) Inspired by: That's Not My Name - The Ting Ting's
A/N: LOLOL x 100; I had fun choosing names. Cyber cookies for whoever guesses where the names came from.
Sorry for the late update, I had to rewrite this whole chapter 'cuz I reread the first chapter and they didn't make sense... together. And for the people waiting for Guerre à l'horizon – I'm still writing it.
I won't be actually following the real storyline – just parts of it.
Pairing/s for this chapter in chronological order: Lavi x Allen, Kanda x Allen
x Allen's Absolute Boyfriend x
x That's Not My Name x
Allen grabbed his bag and rushed out the door. He didn't want to be late for school because of a robot.
Lavi didn't wait for him this time. He was seriously late now. And the teachers were going to kill him.
He was on the bus, and he had already started whimpering like a hungry dog.
I'm so dead. So dead. So dead. Dead... dead... dead...
He waited impatiently for the bus to get to Hoshino Koukou.
It seemed forever, but finally he was there, after a few minutes.
Oh yeah. I got rejected by Road yesterday...
He still remembered his agonizingly stupid confession to her.
He entered the doorway of the school quietly and found his stupid and gay classroom. The teacher was lecturing to some guy about chewing gum on desks..
It was after school again.
During the day, he had not seen Lavi, talked to Tyki and managed to not meet Road.
It was a good day. Until now.
The back of the storage facilities was the place where everyone went to... talk or gossip or bitch. Or whatever crap people needed to talk about.
And Allen managed to just past that place on his lonely walk to the bus stop. He heard his name getting mentioned. So he stood quietly near the edge of the facility.
"Hey Road! I heard you got another confession."
Allen couldn't recognize the other person's voice.
"Yeah. I did. Wanna hear 'bout it?" Road asked.
"Yeahh!" the other person replied eagerly.
"Well. I was like looking at the sky, and then this random old man came up to me and confessed. I was like what the fuck? Who the fuck? But then since I need to be nice to everyone, I rejected him in Japanese."
"Oh. You mean Allen Walker from Class B3?"
"Oh, yeah, that guy. He seriously looks like an old man. I mean who the fuck has white hair? Anyways, I bet he thinks he's all that 'cuz he's friends with the 'King'."
"Yeah. Totally. But basically everyone's friends with the 'King'. Why didn't you just say 'I'll think about it' and make him worship you more?"
"I already have a boyfriend. Why do I need an old man following me twenty four seven? He's like extremely weird. Who the fuck goes around stalking their crush? He's more like a she if you ask me. No girl would ever want to date a guy like him."
Allen felt tears well up. He didn't want to cry. He was a man! (-cough-)
He quickly and quietly walked towards the bus stop.
"Hey, was that Allen?" He heard the other person ask.
They had probably spotted him.
Allen managed to get on the last bus, again. But this time, Lavi was there...
"Hey Allen! What's up? You okay?" he called from a seat.
Allen sat next to him and replied, "I'm fine..."
Lavi looked at the sad Allen. "Your lying."
"I said I'm fine!" Allen didn't want to scream.
Lavi mumbled 'sorry' but pulled Allen into a hug anyway.
"Get better."
"..."
Allen managed to escape from Lavi's steel grasps, and entered his house.
The room was ... extremely bright and excessively clean.
Where the hell is that robot, and his box?
The living room was empty. And the place shone.
Why was the place so fucking clean?
It was supposed to look like a rubbish dump. Like a nuclear bomb had just fallen on the pitiful apartment.
"Oi! Robot, where the fuck are you?!"
Allen was getting angry. He missed his usually dirty place.
He dropped his bag somewhere, not really caring, and searched all the rooms...
When he got to his bedroom, he heard a voice.
"Allen?"
Allen turned around, and behind him was a naked robot, sitting down, on the floor of the living room.
"Oh. Well, you kind of looked more like a bean sprout than an 'Allen Walker'" the robot said teasingly.
Allen blushed a deeper red, wanting to say 'Shut up!' to the very cruel yet sexy robot.
The naked robot stood up revealing more than Allen wanted to see, shielding his eyes before they would lose his already lost innocence.
"Nice to meet you my new girlfriend...or boyfriend," the robot announced.
The robot moved towards him (Allen still shielded his un-innocent eyes), and picked him up, carrying him towards the couch and sat down with a blushing Allen on his lap.
OhmygodOhmygodOhmygod. I can feel his thingy on me, Allen pervertedly thought.
"Nooooo!! You damned robot, don't sit butt naked on my beautiful and wonderful couch!" Allen sobbed desperately.
"I'm not 'robot'" the thing complained scowling, holding Allen but standing up.
"Lemme down!!" Allen complained. After the robot put him down he asked, "Then what name do you want?"
The robot shrugged, "How about Mr. Wonderful Pretty Super Magnum Sexy Sexy Glamorous (1)?"
Allen stared at the robot dumbfounded. "What the fuck?"
"Fine. What about Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic (2)?" he asked glaring at Allen.
"No! Let's just choose a normal name... like Bob (3)." Allen suggested casually.
"Hell no! You think I'm gay, bean sprout? But then you do want me to be." The robot rejected blandly.
"Hmph. I don't remember asking you to be stuck up nor arrogant." Allen complained pitifully.
"Yes you did. You wrote 'a little arrogant'." the robot replied.
"Like that's a littlearrogant," Allen sniffed, "Let's see... since you're Japanese-ish looking, I'll give you names that sound Japanese to me. How about Yamato (4)?"
"No."
"Sasuke (5)?"
"No."
"Naruto (6)?"
"No."
"Ichigo (7)?"
"What the fuck? I'm not a girl."
"Itachi (8)?"
"No."
"Shikamaru (9)?"
"No."
"Renji (10)?"
"No."
"Suzaku (11)?"
"No."
"Argh! You are -"
"No."
"I said you are soo infuriating!!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Fine."
"What?"
"I said 'Yuu' is fine. Y-U-U."
"Oh... Well I was talking about the Y-O-U not the Y-U-U."
"Che. Yuu means kindness in Japanese (12)."
"Really? Because I don't think Yuu really fits you."
"Che. I don't care."
"So.. what's your last name going to be then? It can't be Walker or else it'd be plain weird..." Allen stated in a know-it-all voice.
"Well, I don't know, and I don't care." Yuu replied, "Are you hungry?"
Allen only then noticed that he was hungry. It was now his usual dinner time – 6:00pm.
"Yeah, I am hungry. I'll go order take away."
"Fine."
They both agreed on fried noodles from a Japanese restaurant, and they ate in silence.
Hours had passed, and now it was getting late.
Allen walked towards the bathroom and readied himself to sleep.
When he returned to his bedroom, Yuu was lying naked in a I'm-a-sexy-model pose, revealing his 'thing' to a now blushing Allen.
"Let's have sex," he asked.
Allen tried to comprehend the three words... "WHAT?!"
"Sex. S-E-X. Where I -."
"Yes I know. I mean I don't know how to have sex. But no. We are not having sex," Allen nearly screamed hysterically.
"Sure?" he asked smirking.
"Yes! Now, you can sleep in the toilet!" Allen commanded, pointing at the toilet door.
"On your toilet?" Yuu asked innocently.
Allen eyed Yuu suspiciously. There's some secret meaning behind those words.
"NO!!" Allen exploded in embarrassment. "I did not say, 'let's fuck on my toilet.' I said, 'You. Can. Sleep. On. My. Toilet."
"Sure? You sounded like you really wanted it," he replied smirking.
Allen grunted and grabbed Yuu's hand.
"Go. Toilet. Stay. Toilet."Allen said slowly as if he was talking to a baby.
"Yes. I can understand what you're saying. I'm not stupid."
Yuu took his hand away from Allen's and stormed into the toilet.
"You can have clothes from my Dad's wardrobe. Not mine. It'll never fit you. Don't sleep butt naked on my beautiful toilet!' Allen reminded Yuu.
Allen fell onto his bed. It wasn't warm, even though Yuu had lain on it only a minute ago.
He's just a robot.
Just a robot, but he seemed human.
In the Science Department of Black Order
"Komui!" a scientist called.
"Yes, Reever?" the other scientist called Komui asked.
"Is 01 doing well?" The scientist called Reever asked.
"Yes. He's customer is happy."
"Okay. Well, have you told the customer that it's only a three day trial?" Reever asked.
"No."
"You should. Tell her or him before it's too late."
Komui nodded.
Reever walked away to attend to his piles of sheets.
Two days of happiness left for Allen Walker.
"Wait... Reever!"
"Yes?" Reever stopped and looked up.
"Wouldn't 01 become a better robot if he was to collect data from the customer?"
"Maybe. But for now leave them be. The customer will be no good if he or she easily sleeps with 01."
"I doubt that'll happen."
"It doesn't matter. 01 costs lots of money to run. If we keep on letting people have free trials, we'll run out of business!"
"Fine. But this customer may prove themselves worthy."
"Maybe. For now, we'll wait."
"Wait..."
"Yes. We'll wait. But if the robot is damaged during the free three day period, the customer will pay the price."
"Yes I know. I'll make sure that if it happens, Allen will pay."
"Good, your dismissed."
Komui walked towards his own office.
"Komui, what if Allen forgets about the deadline?" asked a scientist.
"Then he'll owe us one hundred million dollars." Komui replied.
"Is that legal?"
"Yes. It clearly states that in the instruction manual."
"One hundred million dollars is a lot for a love robot."
"It is. But that's how much 01 is worth. 01 will make every one of his customers happy."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"The deadline is tomorrow, at 12:00pm. If he doesn't return it then..."
"Then he'll owe us money. And lots of it."
Robots aren't humans.
They can't show signs of love or affection.
Robotic love is fake. No one loves you.
Allen didn't want to believe the voice inside his head.
But somewhere inside his heart, he knew it was true.
To Be Continued
1. Those words come from the cross-dressing Charlotte Cool Horne who describes his normal cero as wonderful, pretty, super magnum sexy sexy glamorous (?)... seriously. He's a fracción from Bleach, which is owned by Tite Kubo.
2.'Hanate Wakurso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic' is a name from the YouTube video 'How to be Ninja' by nigahiga. The 'Suzuki' and the 'Honda' are also car names.
3.'Bob' is actually just a normal name. But I just think its a bit weird. Sorry to all those Bob's out there. And for those who guessed where Bob came from, it also kind of came from 'How to be Ninja' by nigahiga.
4.'Yamato' is a perfectly normal Japanese name. But it also the name of the ANBU member and the person that trains Naruto with Kakashi from Naruto which is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
5.'Sasuke' is the hot, sexy character (according to me) from Naruto, which is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
6.'Naruto' is the main character of Naruto which is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
7. 'Ichigo' translates to strawberry or the one to protect(Japanese). Ichigo is also the name of the main character from Bleach which is owned by Tite Kubo.
8.'Itachi' is a character in Naruto which is owned by MK.
9.'Shikamaru' is a smart character in Naruto.
10. 'Renji' is a character in Bleach which is owned by Tite Kubo
11.'Suzaku' is a character in Code Geass. I don't own it.
12.I don't really know what Yuu means but I read in Akuma to Love Song that Yuu meant kindness, so if its wrong its really not my fault. I do not own Akuma to Love Song.
A/N: Yeah. Stupid way to get his name but whatever. And I know that I said Allen doesn't know Japanese, but he can watch anime...so most of the names were actually from his favourite anime's.
Okay. Well I won't be able to update as much as I normally do because my exams are coming up. And I have to study or I'll fail. But after the exams I'll update as frequently as I can.