Disclaimer: If I did – Allen and Kanda would screw each other every episode. And then Lenalee would've been killed off for crying too much. And then the world would revolve around Kanda and Allen :D
(Chapter) Inspired by: Miracle - Cascada
(Chapter) Dedicated to: My reviewers!! I'm sorry I couldn't reply to all your reviews, but I love you :D Yes. I am capable of loving. :D
A/N: OMFG. Yeah. I just had to say that... I just watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children movie. And all I can say is – CLOUD!! x3
I also changed my pen name. :D
Pairings in chronological order: Kanda x Allen, Lavi x Allen, Road x Allen.
x Allen's Absolute Boyfriend x
x Miracle x
"Bean sprout! Wake up!" Yuu was beside Allen. On the bed. Naked.
Allen screamed. A very loud one.
"When the hell did you get here?!"
"Yesterday." Yuu said stating the obvious.
Allen twitched incoherently. "As in, when did you get onto my bed?!"
Yuu replied in a know-it-all voice, " You told me to get clothes. I -"
Allen cut in, "I know I did! BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL NAKED??"
Allen had started shouting, although he was still lying on his bed facing Yuu, and it was rather uncomfortable.
"Because you were muttering in your sleep, 'naked robot. Naked Yuu...' You kept on repeating those words... I never knew you were a closet pervert." Yuu replied.
"At least I'm not a scent pervert," Allen sniffed. "But that still doesn't explain why your in my bed."
"It's because you were cold... or I think you were... So then I huddled onto you!"
"Huddled?" Allen eyed Yuu for a moment before mumbling, "Well get off my bed. But cover up. I need to get to school."
Allen climbed out the other side and started getting dressed – in the bathroom. He didn't want or need Yuu to talk about his 'properties'. When he had finished, he entered the dining room quietly.
Yuu's no where in sight. He looked at the table. It had a bowl of ... soba.
Soba for breakfast?
Allen shrugged, as if he was talking to himself, and started gulping it down in large chunks, although it slopped all over him since he had no idea how to use chopsticks. He felt like a dumb blonde.
"Dumbass."
Allen looked at Yuu, he was dressed in clothes that didn't exactly fit him...
Yuu bent down and picked up the chopsticks like a professional and started carefully shoving soba into Allen's open mouth. Allen obediently opened and closed his mouth every two seconds so that he wouldn't get poked by the chopsticks.
I feel like a baby.
Allen sniffed, while gulping down the soba (not a good idea) and nearly choked on it. Nearly.
Yuu twitched... for a moment.
"I need to go to school now." Allen finished the soba in record time. Fifty five seconds!! "Stay here and watch T.V or something."
He stood up, grabbed his bag, and started walking out the door.
"Wait." Yuu called. "What if I don't want to stay home? Can't I go to school with you?"
"No. Stay here." Allen ordered.
Allen honestly didn't want Yuu to go to his school. Lavi and Tyki would think something was up, and there was a chance, the young boys and girls would fall in love with a stupid non breathing robot.
Yuu twitched, again, trying to obey his Master's final command.
Allen ignored Yuu's absurd twitching and walked out the door closing it.
Yuu twitched a bit more out of annoyance, before carrying on with his 'duties'.
Lavi was waiting at the bus stop this time for Allen.
"Yo Allen!" Lavi greeted happily.
Allen replied with a "Hi" before they both stepped onto the awaiting bus. As they sat together, the bus started moving.
"So... Allen, why were you so late yesterday?" Lavi asked, looking out the window, in a monotone.
"Umm..." Allen looked around, he didn't want to actually tell Lavi, no matter how close they were.
"It's okay if you don't want to tell me." Lavi responded, as if he could read Allen's mind.
"...Okay." Allen smiled. He was glad Lavi was going to give him privacy.
"Just as long as your alright." Lavi added, still looking out the window.
Allen felt a pang of guilt as Lavi said this, Lavi trusted Allen and just wanted him to be happy, but all he could return was nothing.
Allen smiled weakly at Lavi. "Thanks."
It was complete silence as they sat together on the bus, ignoring the conversations of other students, and looking anywhere except at each other.
"Awkward, much?" A familiar voice laughed from behind them.
Allen and Lavi turned around at the same time to see their intruder. "Tyki!!"
"What's up?" Tyki asked coolly.
"Nothing." Allen replied defiantly.
"Yeah. I believe you." Tyki said sarcastically.
Lavi turned around to face the front again, ignoring the two.
"So, Allen. I heard you were upset, right?" Tyki asked ignoring Lavi as well.
"Yeah..." Allen replied warily.
"Then you wanna go on a double date?" Tyki drawled vehemently.
"With who?" Allen asked interested, he was hoping it'd be with Road, even if she was a cold hearted bitch.
"I dunno, yet."
"Huh?"
"Well, this person asked me. But she has lots of friends, so she's still deciding who to take with her..." Tyki trailed off.
"Wow. Tyki, you're so popular." Allen said with a jealous expression.
Tyki just smiled.
"Hey, Allen. We're here." Lavi said distantly nudging Allen briefly so that Allen wasn't entirely focused on Tyki.
"Okay." Allen grinned at Lavi, nearly jumping out of his seat if it wasn't for the fact that there were streams of students walking off the bus.
"Oh, fuck this." A very annoyed robot muttered as he hung Allen's underwear on the washing line.
Yes, the robot was getting tired from doing a very boring and trivial job. He wasn't getting paid for this either. The robot wasn't getting horny thoughts from looking at Allen's undergarments, he was just preparing his eyes for what might hopefully come...
Said robot was supposed to be at Allen's school, impressing everyone, making sure that Allen wouldn't get anywhere close to perverted pedophiles and then he and Allen would skip happily, hands joined, into the awaiting rainbow. Not.
At this point in time, life was perfect. He was at home, doing someone else's work, looking at other people's nightwear. Yes, life was perfect.
Yuu looked at the label of Allen's underwear (he was curious, wouldn't you be?) and saw the words 'Kanda no Tenshi'.
Hmm... Kanda's a nice name.
Made in China
What the hell? It's in Japanese but it's made in China. Stupid assholes. I'll call myself Kanda from now on, and Allen's underwear shall be ... Kanda's Angel...
Kanda stared at the underwear, holding it up, and kept on staring.
His underwear is my angel?
Kanda smirked, trying to not let perverted thoughts erode his mind. He finished hooking up the underwear on the clothes line and walked inside to check on the clock.
9:00am
Only fifteen minutes had passes. Kanda grimaced, he was getting bored. And bored robot aren't good robots.
Well, Allen's wasn't.
"Only ten more hours until we retrieve him." Komui muttered staring into the distance.
"You're going to go crazy if you keep on counting down." Reever joked.
"How? Isn't it normal for people to count down?"
"Yeah, but you were counting down in your sleep. I really didn't need to hear you say 'fifteen hours, seventeen minutes and thirty seconds left'. I'm starting to think you're a robot now." Reever stated as he started to walk away.
"You're just jealous." Komui shouted as he started to type on the computer again. He heard Reever chuckle.
"Mr. Komui, is Mr. Walker supposed to send us the robot or do we pick it up?" A scientist asked.
"Johnny, I'll be picking it up." Komui replied not looking away from his computer screen.
"Why? I thought Mr. Reever said that since 01 can't collect data yet, we should try and get Mr. Walker to buy the robot. Once Mr Waler buys it, we'll give the robot a tracker bracelet that displays what the other person is feeling."
"Do you really think a student can support himself if they need to pay ten million dollars in the following year? Which equals to twenty seven thousand and three hundred and ninety seven dollars a month plus twenty five cents. I doubt a student like Allen could pay that much money every month."
"Komui, I thought you said you weren't a robot." Reever stated appearing in Komui's office.
"I'm not." Komui said.
"Then how can you do calculations that large so quickly inside your head." Reever challenged.
"I'm a Harvard graduate."Komui said.
"Yes. So am I." Reever replied in a monotone.
Reever started to walk away towards the next room.
"Reever!" Komui shouted.
"Yes?" He asked turning around.
"Do you think it'd b possible for Mr. Walker to have the robot for free if he helps us collect data."
"Hmm... probably. But 01 does cost a lot of money to run as well. Just see if he's willing to pay first." Reever replied.
"Isn't that cheating someone out of their money?" Komui asked.
"No because in the end, we'll be the one that uses the most money. We can't do anything about it. He'll have to be resilient." Reever said diligently, before walking away.
"Johnny, get ready. We'll be leaving in ten minutes."
"Yes, sir."
"Argh! I hate Maths! I hate Algebra! I hate numbers!" Allen complained to Tyki.
"Just take away the Alge in Algebra and you'll like it." Tyki replied quietly.
"Eww... I'm not in love with bra's."
"So, you're gay?"
"NO!!" Allen shouted. Shit.
"Mr. Walker! May IU ask what you're talking about?" Cross Marian demanded. If you were talking about me I'm going to slaughter you.
"Eek.." Shit it's him.
"Did you just say 'eek'?" Cross demanded even louder. Your so feminine. I wonder if you really have male genitals.
"No. Sir. I was just talking about how fabulous your hair is." Allen said. I should be the one wondering if you have male genitals. Seriously, look at your hair.
"Hmm... really?" I think what Tyki said was right. Are you sure you're not gay?
Cross started to check his hair.
"Yes Sir." Allen reassured. Your the gay one here! Your hair's like a retarded porcupine that's been sun burnt.
Cross just glared at him. "Get back to work." Stupid student. How dare you insult my hair. I would've rather been compared to a concubine then a porcupine. I'll let you get away with this for today. Next time, I'll rip your head off.
No one could understand their private battle. It was like they had telekinesis, or whatever it was.
"Yes, sir." There won't be a next time.
Allen delved back into his fascinating maths work. A piece of paper landed in front of Allen's work.
'Hey Allen. Road asked me to ask you if you wanted to go out with her. It's today, after school. You need to meet with her at the bus stop. So how about it?'
Allen quickly wrote back - 'OMG. Really? I'd love to.' He passed the note back to Tyki.
He saw Tyki glance at it before passing it to Road who was staring outside the window.
She glanced at it and smiled at him.
Yay!! I'm going on a date with Road!! This is like a miracle!! Should I tell Yuu?
Allen thought against it. The robot was going to get jealous anyway.
To Be Continued
Next time: Road and Allen go on a date. But all good things come to an end. And what about Kanda?
A/N: The chapter could've been longer if it wasn't the fact that I wanted to cut it off... somewhere.
Please review (I need ideas people!!) or I'll get a writer's block. Again...