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HyperFairy: Welcome back! As promised, this scene will be "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!"
Wind Syren: Let's get started! Actors, in place!
HyperFairy:...where are the actors?
Wind Syren: Good question... -runs back stage muffled yells- FOUND THEM!! -drags two behind her-
HyperFairy: James, check. You're the costumer. And Professor Oak, you're the dead man.
Wind Syren: We're missing Gary! runs -backstage again- Come on you're up!
HyperFairy: One mortician...check. Now we need two cart pullers.
Wind Syren: Cart pullers... Butch!
HyperFairy: Perfect -uses her Authoress powers to summon him-
Wind Syren: We need just one more...
HyperFairy: Why not Cassidy? -summons her too-
Wind Syren: -giggles- Okay!
HyperFairy: -gives them a warning look as they take a breath to do their speech- One peep, and I'll make you Jessie and James' servants
Butch and Cassidy: -turn pale and nod-
Wind Syren: Now you two are pulling the cart. Go to your positions.
HyperFairy: -bows and opens the curtains-
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Gary: Bring out your dead! -ding- Bring out your dead! -ding- Bring out your dead! -ding- -meow-
Meowth: CAT ABUSE!!
HyperFairy: It's a toy cat
Meowth:...oh
Jessie: -as the old lady- But I wish it was Meowth
Gary: AHEM!! Bring out your dead! -ding- Bring out your dead! -ding- Bring out your dead!
-James walks out, carrying Professor Oak over his shoulder-
James: I've got one here
Oak: I'm not dead!
Gary: He says he's not dead
James: But he will be soon! He's very ill
Oak: I've gotten better!
James: No you haven't, you will be dead in a few days
Oak: But I am better
Gary: But he says...
James: Can you wait a few minutes?
Gary: Sorry, can't I've got to get to the Robinsons. They've lost nine this week alone.
James: When do you come around again?
Gary: Thursday
James: Can't you do anything... You know
Gary: -makes sure no one's looking and hits Oak as hard as he can-
James: There he's dead
Gary: Add him to the cart
-Ash and Meowth prance by-
James: I wonder who that was
Gary: The -forces himself to say it- King
James: How do you figure he's King?
Gary: He's the only one without shit all over him.
HyperFairy: -bows and closes curtains- A thank you to all the wonderful Ditto to played the dead bodies! Syren, the treats for the Ditto please?
Wind Syren: -walks out with a bag nearly as big as her- Over here Ditto -giggles-
HyperFairy: -gets out of the way as they squirm over to her- Next scene: Political Peasants! Jessie, James, you're up!