HyperFairy: -beats off Brock with a broom- Welcome! Act 3, Political Peasants! Pokemon and Monty Python doesn't belong to us.
Wind Syren: -giggling- Right then, let's begin
HyperFairy: -walks offstage, looking for her taser: Pervert strength-
Wind Syren: I think it's in the props room
HyperFairy: Thanks!
Wind Syren: -giggling- No problem!
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Ash: -rides up to two old men- Old ma...Where's the old men?
Jessie: Woman! And I am not going into that mud!
James: Neither am I!
HyperFairy: ...I think Jessie just admitted she's old.
Jessie: I-no-I am not old
Wind Syren: Yeah you are...tee hee...And you are going in the mud! -runs out and pushes them in-
-both scream in agony-
Jessie: MY HAIR!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!
Wind Syren: -giggling- It looks better now
Jessie: -glares at Ash- Who made you King!?
Ash: A hand rose from the water, and the beautiful Water Sisters -giggling can be heard from off stage- presented me with the sword, Excalibur, proclaiming me King of al Briton! That is why I am King!
Wind Syren: Aren't you from Japan?
Ash: Shut up! I am King and demand that you shut up!
Wind Syren: -glaring- Oh you! -hands hold her back as she tries to attack- Just you wait!
HyperFairy: -whispers- We'll slowly but steadily hide his food rations and give them to Pikachu
Wind Syren: -stops struggling and giggles- Okay!
Ash: -looks at them suspiciously- Old man?
James: Yes?
Ash: Not you! What Lord lives in yonder castle?
Jessie: We don't have a Lord! But if we did, it would have to be The Boss.
Ash: No Lord?
Jessie: Oh no. We run by a strict system of interconnecting levels, working with biweekly meetings to ensure our government runs smoothly!
Ash: Be quiet!
Jessie: And when that fails, we loot everything around...
Ash: I said be quiet!
Jessie: And then we have a delectable meal...
Ash: Enough!! PIKACHU!! I CHOOSE YOU!!
Pikachu: -looks over, sipping on a little umbrella drink with the other Pokemon, a look of "are you actually calling me out?" on his face- Pi?
Ash:...ah crap
Pikachu: -sighs- -zaps-
Ash: NOT ME PIKACHU, HER!!
HyperFairy: -winces- Metal DOES conduct electricity, right?
Wind Syren: Um...yeah it, um, does
HyperFairy: Due to BBQed Ash, we need to close this chapter abruptly early...CAN WE GET A CHANSEY OVER HERE?!...Come back next time for more "Pokemon and the Holy Grail"...NOW?!
Wind Syren: -stands over BBQed Ash- Oh my...- suppresses urge to giggle-
HyperFairy: -checks cast list- Gary, you've been temporarily upgraded from Lancelot to Arthur for the next scene
Gary: -glances at Ash- I'd rather not
Wind Syren: Too bad
HyperFairy: -hands him the still smoking Arthur costume and Wind Syren a box of Pocky-
Wind Syren: POCKY!!
Gary: -takes the costume and holds it in his hands- I really don't want to
Wind Syren: -Pocky sticking out of her mouth- Well, you have to, so suck it up
HyperFairy: -looks over the list, wearing a pair of professional looking glasses- Do it, or Brock gets the numbers of all your fangirls and I lock you in a closet with a hyper Wind Syren and a record of nothing by Caramelldansen
Wind Syren: YAY!! -pulls out another stick of Pocky-
Gary: -glances at Wind Syren -sweatdrops- Fine
HyperFairy: -pulls the curtains close and bows- As we set up for our next scene, please get yourselves some refreshments! -hears screaming and sighs- I can't say much about the cast, but no Pokemon were harmed during the making of this scene
Wind Syren:...HEY, just put the costume on!!
HyperFairy: -hands over her taser-
Wind Syren: -giggles- Okay, NOW put on your costume or...
Gary: Okay, okay, you don't need to...AHH!!
HyperFairy:...-inches away to check on the Fourth Wall- HEY!! Roark! I guess this Fourth Wall needs...-ducks as pieces smash-...help
Wind Syren: Roark? -peeks around curtains- SQUEE!!
HyperFairy:...Bye...
Wind Syren: Bye bye!! -chases Roark-