HyperFairy: It's the one you've all been waiting for...THE BLACK KNIGHT!!...Pokemon and Monty Python not ours.
Wind Syren: -giggling- Where is he?
HyperFairy: -sighs and points to Brock- He's the only one big enough to wear the armor
Wind Syren: Okay! Come here, Brock!!
HyperFairy:...Did he just flinch?!
Wind Syren: I think so...
HyperFairy: -sighs and gives Syren an expresso- Get Gary and Brock into position
Wind Syren: -Thanks holds expresso and grabs Brock- Let's go...Gary, follow, or I won't give you your Pokemon back
Gary: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jessie: The girl is taking after us
Wind Syren: -giggles- Is that good or bad?
Hyper Fairy: The Pokemon just like you more. You give them Pocky.
Wind Syren: Yep
Gary: Isn't that bad for their diet?
Wind Syren: Nope. Now get into position!
HyperFairy: -stuffs Koga into the Green Knight armor- Dude, one word: Diet!
Wind Syren: -giggling- No more Pocky for you!
Koga: But I don't eat as much of it as you do
HyperFairy: Suck it up!...and suck it in...
Koga: -sigh-
Wind Syren: -giggles as she takes a sip of exprsso- Ready?
HyperFairy: Go!
Wind Syren: Everybody! The scene's beginning!
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Koga: -fights the Black Knight as best as he can-
HyperFairy: -holding popcorn- Bet he slips a disk?
Wind Syren: Hmm... Maybe...
Koga: -screams in pain-
Brock:...Ummm...-stabs the blood packet in the suit, 'killing' the Green Knight-
-Gary and Meowth come alon-g
Gary: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. -pause- I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. -pause- You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? -pause- You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Brock: None shall pass.
Gary: What?
Brock: None shall pass.
Gary: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Brock: Then you shall die.
Gary: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Brock: I move for no man.
Gary:...-pulls out Nurse Joy who was treating Ash's wounds- Will you move for her?
Brock: OF COURSE!! -stand to the side, kneeling and presenting roses to Joy-
Joy: -giggles and crosses the bridge-
Ash: -attempts to follow but it stopped-
Brock: Ahem...Now, you shall die! -draws his sword and attacks-
Gary: So be it! -draws his own sword and blocks-
Brock: -stops and pauses- Um.. Authoress.. it says in the script I lose an arm?
HyperFairy: both arms and legs
Brock: -turns pale- Did we consider how to do that part?
HyperFairy: dummy doll and ketchup
Brock: Oh, okay..
-two of them fight-
HyperFairy: -pulls Brock back, quickly switching him with a doll pushes Brock back out, one arm in the suit, ketchup spurting out-
Gary: Now stand aside worthy adversary
Brock: -winces- Tis but a scratch
Jessie: A scratch?! You got your arm chopped off!
Brock: I've had worse
James: Liar!
Brock: Come on you pansy!
James: -runs out and lobes off the other arm of the dummy Black Knight-
Gary: Victory is mine! -kneels That is my merc...
Brock: -kicks Gary- come on
Gary: What? -gets up- Listen, you stupid bastard, you have no arms left!
Brock: Tis a flesh wound! -kicks Gary again- Chicken, chicken!
Gary: I have you're leg! Right! -cuts off the dummy's leg-
Brock: I'll do you for that!
Gary: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Brock: I am invincible!
Gary: You really are loony.
Brock: The Black Knight always triumphs! attacks the best he can -dummy's other leg is chopped off-...Alright, we'll call it a draw
Gary: Come, Patsy. -rides away with Meowth-
Brock: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
HyperFairy: -drags Brock offstage- Syren, is Sabrina ready yet?
Wind Syren: Last I heard, she was sitting in her room in front of a mirror... I'll go see
HyperFairy: Don't get hurt!
Wind Syren: -giggles- I don't think she'll hurt me..
HF:...And Ash just has a few burns
Wind Syren: Oh.. Nurse Joy!! Could you please check on Ash? Or send Chansey..
Joy: -runs over to Ash-
Wind Syren: -knocks on door door creaks open- Hey Sabrina- AHHH don't throw things! Call your Kadabra off!!
HyperFairy:...Next scene... "WITCH, WITCH!!"
Wind Syren: We've got just about the perfect person for the part- AAHH
HyperFairy: -gives Kadabra chocolate and a back rub- Nice Kadabra
Wind Syren: -backs up slowly- Okay Sabrina, you're up next -winces- please get ready..
Sabrina: -glares-
Wind Syren: -winces and hides behind HyperFairy-
HyperFairy: -gives her chocolate too-
Wind Syren: Thanks you! takes nervous glance at Sabrina-
HyperFairy: See yah next time. -bows-
Wind Syren: -waves-