HyperFairy: Welcome to Chapter 5... "WITCH!!"
Wind Syren: -peeking around curtains- everyone ready?!
HyperFairy: They had better be
PuppetMaster: ...why is everything on the refreshments table gone?
HyperFairy: Probably Syren and the Ditto
Wind Syren : -giggles- Hey, I've had my pocky all day... though those mini cakes were good...
HyperFairy:...Right... Anyway, we have a special guest helping us write today! Apparently I'm losing control of what little sanity we have... Although I'm sure I punted it in Chapter one... hears the Fourth Wall crack
PuppetMaster: Say hello to the backup sanity!...MEOWTH, drop the catnip NOW!!
HyperFairy: -flips through her Authoress notebook- We don't need him to the end of the scene. Syren, Sabrina ready yet?
Wind Syren: She should be. -looks behind curtain- Hey Sabrina, are you ready -winces- ok, ok, get into position
PuppetMaster: Who else is on today's cast list?
HyperFairy: -pushing up glasses- Sabrina, Meowth, Ash, not until the end of the scene... Bedemir is Gary... Villagers are James, Brock and Koga... Syren, leave Roark alone... and a duck
PuppetMaster: ...We might need another duck, then
Wind Syren: What about Abra?
HyperFairy: What do you mean ANOTHER duck? Isn't Psyduck here?... ABRA, YES, PERFECT!!... Less likely chance of psychic disaster
PuppetMaster: He called in sick with the bird flu
HyperFairy: -eye twitches- I'll bird flu him... -hands him the notebook and disappears-
PuppetMaster: ...he's gonna end up roast duck, isn't he?
Wind Syren: -giggles- Maybe
-Psyduck flies across stage-
PuppetMaster: ...okay, more like a projectile
Wind Syren: -runs out with arms stretched out-
HyperFairy: -comes back out, smoothing her skirt and straightening her glasses, taking back the notebook- We will now begin... "WITCH!!" -snaps her fingers, disappearing into rose petals-
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James, Brock, Koga: A witch, a witch, A witch. We've got a witch! A witch!
James: We have a witch, might we burn her?
Brock, Koga: Burn her! Burn!
Gary: How do you know she is a witch?
Koga: She looks like one
Gary: Bring her forward
Sabrina: I'm not a witch.. I'm not a witch!!
Gary: B-b-but you are dressed as one
Sabrina: -glare becomes more fierce- They dressed me like this...
PuppetMaster: -runs after Psyduck as he tries to run for the exit, glad to not be seeing her glare
Wind Syren: -shivers and takes a step back
HyperFairy: -walks over to Sabrina, whispering something to her before walking back-
Crowd: No, we didn't... No
PuppetMaster: -puts a collar on Psyduck and ties the other end to a table leg-
Sabrina: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. -teeth grit-
Gary: Well?
James: Well, we did the nose.
Gary: The nose?
James: And the hat- but she is a witch!
Crowd: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
Gary: Did you dress her up like this?
Koga: No, no... no... gulps yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit
James: She has got a wart -winces at Sabrina's glare-
Gary: What makes you think she's a witch?
Brock: Well, she turned me into a doll!
Gary: A doll?
PuppetMaster: ...-looks at the script-
Brock: I got better
Koga: Burn her anyway!
James: Burn her! Burn!
HyperFairy: In this play the script is the guideline
PuppetMaster: ah, I see
Wind Syren: -giggles-
HyperFairy: Sanity is scared of us
Wind Syren: More like terrified
PuppetMaster: I should have known, since I haven't seen it since I got within 200 feet of here
HyperFairy: -gives a smirk that has Sabrina afraid- It is leaning its place
PuppetMaster: well, don't let me undo all your hard work...James, Koga, Gary, Brock! No slacking! You've got a scene to finish!
Gary: Quiet, quiet. QUIET, YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!!
James. Brock Koga: -all fall silent-
Gary: -very calmly- There are ways of telling whether she is a witch
Crowd: -eagerly- There are? What are they?
Gary: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Koga: Burn!
Crowd: Burn, burn them up!
James: More witches!
Brock: Wood!
Gary: So why do witches burn?
Brock: ...because...they're made of wood?
Gary: Good!
Crowd: Oh yeah, yeah...
Gary: So how do we tell whether she is made of wood...
James: Build a bridge out of her
Gary: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Koga: Oh, yeah
Gary: Does wood sink in water?
James: No, no.
Brock: It floats! It floats!
James: Throw her in the pond!
Crowd: The pond!!
Gary: What else floats in water?
James: Bread!
Koga: Apples!
Brock: Very small rocks!
James: Cider!
Koga: Great gravy!
James: Cherries!
Koga: Mud!
Brock: Churches -- churches!
Koga: Lead -- lead!
Gary: alright, enough already!
Ash: A Psyduck
Crowd: Ohhh!
Gary: Exactly! So, logically...,
James: If...she weighs the same as a Psyduck, she's made of wood
Gary: And therefore--?
James: A witch!
Gary: We shall use my larger scales!
PuppetMaster: -unties Psyduck and prepares to give him a hard kick before he runs onto the stage- good Psyduck
Gary: -grabs Psyduck and places him in the scale- -Yelling- Remove the supports!
-whop- -creak- PSY!!
Crowd: A WITCH, A WITCH!!
Sabrina: -eyes very narrowed- It's a fair cop
Crowd: Burn her! Burn! -chases Sabrina-
Gary: Who are you, so very wise in the ways of science?
Ash: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Gary: My liege! -vomits in his mouth slightly-
Arthur: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table?
Gary: My liege! -blinks- I would be honoured!
Ash: What is your name?
Gary: Bedemir, my liege
Ash: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table
HyperSprite: The wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave -LT. SURGE- Sir Galahad the Pure -BROCK-; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill -JAMES-; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film -ROARK... Syren, let him go! Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table. Scene WITCH is DONE!! Sabrina, get the make-up off
Wind Syren: -Edging off to chase- Roark Think she's angry?
HyperSprite: NOOOOO!! Never!
PuppetMaster: -sighs and spots Psyduck sneaking towards the exit- Oh no you don't!
HyperFairy: Give him a treat!
PuppetMaster: -pulls out a treat and dangles it right in front of Psyduck-
HyperFairy: No teasing! We need them to like us!
PuppetMaster: -sighs- fine...take all the fun away... -gives Psyduck the treat and locks the exit-
Wind Syren: -giggles- We need to be nice to them.
HyperFairy: Or else... They have powers.
Wind Syren: edging away Special powers
HyperFairy: We're just Authoresses
PuppetMaster: I've got better odds of using power than Psyduck does... -looks down as Psyduck glares at him, and slowly backs away-
HyperFairy: THAT'S why we don't tease them
Wind Syren: .. Remember what happens when a Psyduck's headache gets bad...
PuppetMaster:...-heads to the opposite side of the stage-
HyperFairy: -hugs Psyduck and gives him a cupcake-
PuppetMaster: -eye twitches as Psyduck sticks his tongue out at him- ...stupid bird
Wind Syren: Aww...
HyperFairy: Jealous?
PuppetMaster: Not really. I've just got this strong craving for ROAST DUCK
Wind Syren : No!!
PuppetMaster: it's either roast duck or I go on a Timmy's run for donuts
HyperFairy: Go to Starbucks, and go get donuts
PuppetMaster: ...I'm getting both of you coffee, aren't I?
HyperFairy: Yep
Wind Syren: -giggles- Yey!
HyperFairy: -puts down Psyduck- And four boxes of Timbits for the Pokemon -aside- I am sure that some of you get that.
James/Brock/Koga/Ash: don't forget about us!
HyperFairy: glares You have your ramen!
Wind Syren: Yeah!
HyperFairy: And the sandwiches
James: but it's not the same
HyperFairy: -eyes narrow dangerously- You will survive.
James: -runs away-
HyperFairy: Come back next time for "Spam-a-Lot"... May skip that one... That and/or a combination of "God's Quest"