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HyperFairy:...Due to a herd of Psyduck... the set for Spam-a-Lot was destroyed
PuppetMaster: ...May I PLEASE exterminate them? That set cost us a lot!!
Wind Syren: No hurting the pokemon!
HyperFairy: Unless YOU want to get hurt
PuppetMaster: Fine, fine...stupid ducks...
HyperFairy: Besides... We don't pay for anything
Wind Syren: -giggles- That's right.. We get the sets... from... someone...
PuppetMaster: ...Why do I not like the sound of that?
HyperFairy: We get the trainers to pay
Ash: I still say you should chip in!
HyperFairy: -glares- Do we feed you? Clothe you? Put a roof over your head?
Ash:...-hangs his head and heads to the back-
PuppetMaster: at least the others are smart enough to keep quiet...PSYDUCK, STEP AWAY FROM THE SET!!
Psyduck: Psy!!
PuppetMaster: I swear, Wobbuffets are less trouble than Psyducks
HyperFairy: -winces as the Fourth Wall cracks- Wrong timeline
PuppetMaster: ...ugh
Wind Syren: Um... should someone go check on that?
HyperFairy: Nah. I leave it alone until it breaks, than we get a new one
Wind Syren : -giggles- -puts a lollipoop on mouth- Okay! Hurry! Actors!
PuppetMaster: So who's on the cast list today?
HyperFairy: ...Right... Um... Ash... James, Gary, Lt. Surge... Brock
PuppetMaster: YES!! No Psyduck!!
Wind Syren: -runs backstage to check on actors-
HyperFairy: We DO need a God though... All who vote Pikachu?
PuppetMaster: -raises hand-
HyperFairy: All who vote Psyduck?
Wind Syren: -returns, looking thoughtful-
PuppetMaster: Not by a long shot
Wind Syren: Psyduck could fit
PuppetMaster: No Psyduck!!
HyperFairy: Pikachu is cuter though... No offense Psyduck, but from a purely logical and fan-based point of view, Pikachu draws more readers
PuppetMaster: Yes!
Wind Syren: Ok. Pikachu? Will you come here?
Pika: -runs over- Chu?
PuppetMaster: How would you like to play the role of God in this scene?
Pika: O.O PI, PI!!
HyperFairy: Wonderful... Now we need a voice over...
Wind Syren: -snickers-
PuppetMaster: ...what?
HyperFairy: -gives him a script- Voice over
PuppetMaster:...-takes the script- something told me this was gonna happen sooner or later
HyperFairy: Suck it up. Scene 7, God's Quest... Begin!
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Pikachu: Pii! Pika. Pika. Chu. Pikachu pika! Pi. Chu pika pika. Pikachu!...
PuppetMaster: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
Ash: Sorry--
Pikachu: Pika!! Pi pikachu, pika, "pichu", pika, "pika pika", chu... PIKACHU!?
PuppetMaster: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!?
Ash: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord
Pikachu: Chu! Pika pika, pikachu, pi, pikachu chu
PuppetMaster: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms - they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
Ash: Yes, Lord
Pikachu: Pikachu... Pikachu... Pika, pikachu, chu chu pikachu. Pikachu chu chu pi. pika
PuppetMaster: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons - your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times
Ash: Good idea, oh Lord!
Pikachu: Pikachu!! Pika, pikachu. Pika pi, pikachu. Pika, pi, pikachu, pika.
PuppetMaster: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur - the Quest for the Holy Grail
Ash: A blessing!
Brock: A blessing from the Lord!
Lt. Surge: God be praised!
PuppetMaster: annnnnnnnnnnnnd...cut! that's a wrap!
HyperFairy: -glances at him-
PuppetMaster: we need to get ready for the next scene. You know, costume changes and all that
HyperFairy:...Yeah... The French Knights
Wind Syren: Ohh!! Who'll they be?
HyperFairy: -flips though her book- ...That note... is eaten
Wind Syren: Oh? By who?
PuppetMaster: ...PSYDUCK!!
Wind Syren: Oh my...
HyperFairy: Default says you two do it
PuppetMaster: ...what?
HyperFairy: -nods-
Wind Syren: Us?
HyperFairy: You two
PuppetMaster: You are NOT sticking me with a fake French accent!
Wind Syren: What about Fantina, she's French?
HyperFairy:...Fantina? Which world is she from?
Wind Syren: She's a sinnoh gym leader and… Oh oh...
HyperFairy: Wrong world... Screw it, special guest appearance
Wind Syren: Yay!! Roark! Help me find Fantina!
HyperFairy: -gets out of the way- I need a drink
PuppetMaster: -looks at HyperFairy- what is it with Syren and Roark?
HyperFairy: Her crush
Wind Syren: Hey!
HyperFairy: Am I wrong?
Wind Syren: Not quite...
PuppetMaster: -laughs and grabs a drink-
Wind Syren: -glances around-
HyperFairy: The cast ran away for feeding
PuppetMaster: -sighs- that's the problem with actors. They need food
Wind Syren: Don't we need food?
PuppetMaster: yeah, but we can wait until we're done. They have no control...hey, where's my drink?
HyperFairy: -finishes it-
PuppetMaster: -eye twitch-
Wind Syren: -grabs a drink- I'm down to my last lollipop. Ash, get me some… Oh, and pocky too!
Ash: ...-looks over at the other actors- who votes against getting Syren more candy?
HyperFairy: Who wants to be written into a yaoi lemon with Professor Oak?
Ash: -is gone to the candy store next second-
Wind Syren: -bursts into laughter-
PuppetMaster: Now THAT's motivation
HyperFairy: -nods-
Wind Syren: He ran so fast he dropped his hat
HyperFairy: BURN IT
PuppetMaster: -laughs-
Wind Syren: -giggles- Oh, Charizard!
Ash: Don't even think about it!
Wind Syren: Oh you're back?
Ash: -tosses her the lollipops and pocky-
Wind Syren: Thanks you!
PuppetMaster: ...-looks at HyperFairy and Wind Syren- I wonder what we else we can get him to do
HyperFairy: -smirks-
Ash: -eyes widen and runs-
PuppetMaster: He forgot his hat again
HyperFairy: -gives it to Charizard-
Wind Syren: -stand back and watches with a smile-
Ash: -runs back over, grabs it from Charizard, and runs away-
PuppetMaster: runs over and gets his laptop as Psyduck appears-
Wind Syren: Someone get a pokeball
PuppetMaster: -pulls out a pokeball-
Misty: IT CATCHES ITSELF!!
PuppetMaster: -jumps- where did she come from!?
Wind Syren: -struggling to hold squirming Psyduck- I think she was backstage-… oh Psyduck stop that
Misty -walks out, grabs Psyduck, and drags it away-
Wind Syren: -flattens out ruffled skirt- So that takes care of that
PuppetMaster: Good thing. He was getting on my nerves
HyperFairy: -sighs- Bye bye, until THE FRENCH KNIGHTS
Wind Syren: -waves then runs backstage-
HyperFairy: -winks and disappears in rose petals-
PuppetMaster: -looks down, spotting a Psyduck knawing on a corner of his laptop- YOU STUPID DUCK!! -chases it backstage-