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HyperFairy: WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK
Wind Syren: -winks- Hey people!
PuppetMaster: hello!...-looks at his laptop, seeing bite marks in one corner of it, and eye starts twitching-...duck...
HyperFairy: Ignore it. Sorry for the delay in updates but school...issues -eye twitches- came up, and had to be dealt with
PuppetMaster: I can think of something else that has to be dealt with now -heads backstage-
HyperFairy: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!!....-looks at the notebook- AND THE DUCK
Wind Syren: -frowning- .. Maybe I should...
HyperFairy: Go get Fantina
Wind Syren: -hits forehead in salute- Aye
PuppetMaster: -can be heard backstage, yelling something about Psyduck trying to eat his laptop-
HyperFairy: -has a drink and goes backstage, dragging PuppetMaster out by his collar and Psyduck out by the tail-
PuppetMaster:-glares at Psyduck- are you absolutely sure we can't cook him?
Wind Syren: You can't cook a pokemon!
PuppetMaster: Then feed him to Gyarados or something
HyperFaiey: -looks over, ice in her eyes- Costume, on, now. Psyduck's too. Not on set in five minutes, and the Gyarados gets your laptop
Wind Syren: Found Fantina!
Fantina: Allo everyone, I am here for ze zcene
HyperFairy: Get her in costume. If she's not on in five minutes, PuppetMaster's laptop gets eaten
PuppetMaster: O.O Fantina, MOVE IT!!!
Fantina: I am not rushed
PuppetMaster: ...-eye twitches erratically-
Fantina: -ignores him, inspecting her nails-
PuppetMaster: -eye twitches more- -in a very forced calm tone- Fantina, if you value your looks, you'll get on stage now...please
Fantina: -sighs and goes onstage in her normal clothes, getting into position-
HyperFairy: TWO MINUTES
Wind Syren: -running- Oi! Let's move people!
PuppetMaster: -quickly grabs his laptop as Psyduck is about start knawing on it, resisting the urge to kick him- so, who's on the cast list today?
HyperFairy: The normal Knights. Fantina's the lead French Knight, and you and Psyduck are the Knights behind the rampart laughing
PuppetMaster: sweet, onstage appearance!...wait a minute...I have to work with that!? -points at Psyduck-
HyperFairy: -nods-
PuppetMaster: -puts his laptop in a vault and puts the vault in a bigger vault-
Wind Syren: .. that's not completely safe
PuppetMaster: ducks have no teeth, no way is it gonna chew through that
HyperFairy: -reading- Psyduck eggs were in it
Wind Syren:... Psyduck is also psychic
PuppetMaster: O.O -quickly opens both vault and pulls his laptop out and checks it- ...they ate the network card! stupid ducks!
HyperFairy: -looks over- Oh looky, they think you're their mommy.
PuppetMaster: ...huh? -looks down, seeing the Psyduck hatchlings around his feet-
Wind Syrn: Squee!!! Baby Psyduck!!
PuppetMaster:...maybe I'll be able to train them not to attack my laptop...unlike one certain dimwitted duck
Ash: -through a growling stomach- Aww, c'mon! We need the money from this scene for food!
Wind Syren: What happened to all the money you've earned so far?
HyperFairy: Spam-a-lot
Ash: That and James lost the rest at the slots
Jessie: Again
James: I was so sure I'd win this time!
Ash: You say that every time!
Jessie:...You don't even travel with us
Meowth: You guys are so bad at money management. I, at least, have something.
Misty: That coin on your head doesn't count!
Meowth: I wasn't talking about that
Ash: You only have money because you hid your money from James
Meowth: Yes... that's right...
HyperFairy: -sighs and gives the baby Psyduck food- What a neglectful mother you have
PuppetMaster: Hey! I don't know where the Pokemon food is kept
Wind Syren: Aww.. You just admitted to being their mother
HyperFairy: -laughs-
PuppetMaster:...
Wind Syren: -giggles-
PuppetMaster: ...not helping, Syren
HyperFairy: You do care for them
Wind Syren: Alright, alright I'm sorry
PuppetMaster: ...fine, fine, I do, but only because they haven't tried to go after my laptop. the whole vault thing is my mistake, since I put it in there
HyperFairy: I'm docking their food from your pay
PuppetMaster: Why not the actors? That's what we always do
Ash: Hey!
HyperFairy: -pushes up her glasses, looking like a female Kyoya Ohtori- (fans of Ouran High School Host Club should get that) Because I am about business, and this chapter is getting none done. You hatched the Psyduck, the cause of the lack of business, therefore you will take the responsibility and punishment
PuppetMaster:...fine
HyperFairy: -smiles sweetly and writes in the notebook-
PuppetMaster: How much is this gonna cost me anyway?
HyperFairy: $500 a month
Wind Syren: -calls from backstage- Oooh that's a lot
HyperFairy: They eat a lot as babies!....and growing up!
Wind Syren: -still backstage- Ohhh
HyperFairy:....What are you doing?
-Door slams-
Wind Syren: -runs back- Nothing...
-loud bangs and yelling can be heard from the cleaning closet-
HyperFairy:...Let Roark out
Wind Syren: -does her best puppy dog eyes- But... he'll get away...
PuppetMaster: Can he survive in there?
HyperFairy: With air and food
Wind Syren:.. oooh.. I left some in there for him..
PuppetMaster: ...is it just me, or do you treat him a bit like a pet?
HyperFairy: He is
PuppetMaster: Poor guy
Wind Syren: Aww... I wouldn't say that.. I mean, he is a human being...
HyperFairy: -blinks and looks at her, honestly worries- Do you have the vampire in there too?
Wind Syren: -blinks- I hadn't thought of bringing him over
HyperFairy: O.O DON'T!!
Wind Syren: Aww... ok... -sniff- If I let Roark out, will you make sure he doesn't run away??
HyperFairy: fine
Wind Syren: Yay!! -runs back, unlocks door, drags Roark to the stage-
HyperFairy: -tosses the script again and finds a drink-
Wind Syren: -suddenly has unknown bottle of alcohol in her hand-
HyperFairy: -grabs it and wanders backstage-
PuppetMaster: -sighs, drinking a latté-
Wind Syren: -glances at Roark-
Roark: O.O
PuppetMaster: -shakes his head- oh, by the way, HyperFairy, with the Psyduck expenses now, how much will I have left over?
HyperFairy: ....enough for basic meals
PuppetMaster: So...about the same as the actors
HyperFairy: Yep
PuppetMaster: That's just degrading
HyperFairy: I could give you nothing
PuppetMaster: No, no, that won't be necessary!
HyperFairy: I thought not...where'd my notebook go?
PuppetMaster: ...Psyduck!
HyperFairy: -runs back out- PSYDUCK HAS THE DEATH NOTE?!?!
PuppetMaster: who else would be stupid enough to take it?
HyperFairy: O.O Sy, explain to him what the Death Note is!!! -runs to look for Psyduck-
Wind Syren: The Death Note is quite literally what it's name means - if you write someone's name in the Death Note, that person will die.
PuppetMaster: O.O -starts running around, looking for Psyduck-
Wind Syren: -glances at Roark, then starts running, pulling him after her- Wait, HyperFairy, if you have a Death Note, who's your Shinigami?
HyperFairy: -in a low voice- I am my own Shinigami
PuppetMaster: what's a Shinigami?
HyperFairy: A death god
PuppetMaster: oh...-opens his laptop and googles it-
HyperFairy/Shinigami: This chapter will now end -laughs manically
PuppetMaster: ...-shuts down his laptop and heads backstage, the baby Psyducks following behind him-
Wind Syren: -reappears, pulling tired looking Roark, waves, then runs backstage-