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Ass Kissing

At Gray's

Glen – Me and Clay walk up to the brown haired bombshell and…

"Can we buy you a Drink?" I ask

"What are you two, Beavis and Butthead, Leave me alone." She Says

Ok that was a little harsh, but this isn't for me its for Spencer getting out of our hair, try and try again.

"We just wanna ask you something really quick, and then we will leave you alone. And before you say anything just know that if you say no me and my friend here," I motion to Clay, "Will sit on each side of you annoying you until you answer our question."

I put a serious face on to show her we mean business, and I mean this is serious business my balls are getting bluer than the sky.

"Ok." She says

"What's your name?" Clay says

"Ashley Davies." She says and sticks her hand out, Me and Clay both introduce ourselves and shake her hand.

"Well Ms. Davies we have this friend and she's having relationship trouble. We saw how good you were handling those two girls and we know you would be perfect for our friend." I say

"I don't think so, I don't really do relationships." Ashley says

"We are prepared to give you money in exchange for you helping us out with our friend." I say

"Wait a minute, How bad is this girl if you are going to pay me to go out with her? Oh man, she is butt ugly, 300 pounds and she has a moustache thicker than yours doesn't she?" Ashley accuses

"No she's … cute." Clay says "and I have a picture of her." He says and goes into his wallet and pulls a picture out and shows it to Ashley.

"yeah she's pretty but why is she scowling like that?" Ashley asks

"Oh that, that's her sexy smirk." Glen says

"OK then what is it, crazy exboyfriend/girlfriend, is she crazy religious, is her heart as cold as ice and noboby can get in or out, what?" Ashley inquires

"Oh its the religious thing, man" Clay says

"Alright, whatever, i'm not doing it. Go find somebody else" Ashley says

"Ok, but take my card in case you change your mind." Glen says and hands her the card

Ashley takes the card, gets up and walks away leaving the two boys behind her.