Sitch of the Living Dummy

By MaceEcam

Chapter 9 part 2

To say that Ron Stoppable was having a bad day would be an understatement. After promising Kim that everything would be ok, he had come home to find Slappy with his arms around his sister. He had unfortunately freaked out and attacked the dummy, his parents had assumed he had gone made and had stuck him here within an hour. Totally unfair of them, but he supposed screaming "IT'S ALIVE! THE DUMMY IS ALIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE IT'S ALIVE!" at the top of his lungs as they dragged him out the door didn't help.

So now he was stuck here in a help group for people who though that toys were alive. He had commented that he didn't think it would be so common, and had gotten tasered him; he still wasn't sure why.

The people in the group weren't that bad, but to be honest they were all nuts. The first was this guy named Arnold kept babbling about something called Scarface, and another guy named Andy kept claiming that his Good Guy doll was coming to kill him. Ron had told the doctors that he didn't belong here, that his dummy really was alive.

They tasered him again.

Tired of getting tasered, he had just about resigned himself to his fate when he heard Kim's voice. It was passed lights out and all the doors had been locked, but he had swiped his key from the guard; a habit born from

years of being taken prisoner. Opening his door, he quietly walked down the hallway till he came to a corner and looked down it; he spotted Kim talking to the woman at the front desk.

"Look." Kim said. "It's really important that I see Ron. Why can't you let me in?"

"It's after visiting hours and the patients are all asleep. And even if that wasn't the case, I couldn't let you in anyway." The lady replied, blowing her chewing gum loudly in Kim's face. Kim resisted the urge to punch the unhelpful woman and instead asked," What? Why not?"

"Order's from the patient's parents. You are to be considered a bad influence and not let in. And besides, even if that wasn't the case I wouldn't let you in."

"And why not!" Kim asked exasperated.

"Because I don't really like you." The woman replied.

Kim stood there dumbfounded at the nurses answer. "You…what? Why not?"

"No reason." she replied. "I just don't like goodie two shoes." she looked up from the magazine she had been reading and Kim got a better look at her. She recognized her immediately. "You're Lonnie Rockwaller!"

"Yep." She said returning to her magazine. Kim, losing her temper, grabbed Bonnie's older sister and pulled her to within an inch of her face. "Let. Me. Speak. To. Ron. NOW.

"Kim!" Ron called jogging down the hallway. "Ron!" Kim yelled back and gripped him in a hug as he ran he swooped her into his arms. Upon being freed from Kim's grip Lonnie pressed a button on the counter. "Security!" she called over the buildings loudspeakers, "Security to the psychiatric ward! Trouble in the lobby!" She smiled at the two of the nastily, but there were too wrapped up in their reunion to pay her any attention.

"Ron I'm sorry I didn't believe you! Slappy talked to me I know he's real I fought him and I think he's dead so I came to get you. I left Ron with your parents and sent them to my house" Kim said in one breath. Ron was overjoyed. The two separated, but before they could say anything Ron stood straight for a moment and then fell down. He had been tasered.

"Hey!" Kim began but stopped when a pair of arms from a burly orderly took hold of them and held her in place. She struggled to break free, but couldn't.

"What is going on down here?" A voice demanded from down the hallway. Turning her head, Kim could see her mother walking down the hall toward them.

"Dr. Possible!" Lonnie began, all rudeness vanished. "What are you doing in this side of the hospital, shouldn't you be in the main building?"

"I just found out from Ron's parents that he was here, they asked me to make sure Kim had no problem bringing him home. What was with the security alert just a few minutes ago?"

"Oh, uh, that was to restrain your daughter…" Lonnie replied weakly. Anne raised an eyebrow at her, and Lonnie motioned for the guards to let go of Kim. Freed, Kim rubbed her arms where they held her and went to check on Ron.

"Um-I-I can't release a patent, I don't have the authority. You'll have to ask Dr. Crane, but he's gone home for the night and can't be contacted till morning. Besides," She continued gathering her courage. "May I ask why the change of heart?" she asked. As she asked, Ron came to and stood up, rubbing his head.

"Not that it is any of your business." Anne replied coolly as Kim watched her mother with pride and amazement, "But his parents no longer believe their son to be crazy."

This stunned Lonnie. "But, you can't seriously believe that there is such a thing as a living dummy!"

Just then, a police cruiser crashed through the front window and into the lobby.

IV.

Kim and Ron quickly took battle stances and surveyed the situation. The car had come out of no where, crashing through the gall wall at the front of the building and skidding to a stop. The orderly that had held Kim had panicked and run for it and Lonnie was standing behind the desk, her mouth held open shock. The orderly that had shocked Ron had been hit by the car and knocked across the room; Kim's mother was attending to his injuries.

Bending over, Ron picked up the taser and pocketed it. The driver's door of the crusier opened and Motor Ed climbed out. "Like, Red, blond guy, what's up? Did you see that awesome crash I made? I mean seriously!"

Kim and Ron relaxed. Motor Ed they could deal with.

Their happiness was short lived however as the other door was kicked open and Slappy climbed out.

"Red, blonde dude, I would like you to meet my new accomplish, Slappy. The little dude seriously busted me from going to jail. Seriously!"

"Will you stop saying that?!" Slappy demanded. He turned back to Kim and Ron. "Well if it isn't the two little love birds, back together at last. This is good, now you can BOTH be my slaves." He threw his head back and let loose one of his trademark laughs.

Ron took this moment to strike. Grabbing Kim, he turned and ran down the hallway away from Slappy and toward the elevator; by the time Slappy noticed they had run Ron ha already pushed the button. With a wooden screech, Slappy began running toward them, with Ed right behind.

As the doors pinged open, Ron pulled Kim in and slammed his fist of the CLOSE DOORS button; they slowly started to shut, but it was to late. Slappy leapt at them managed to get one hand in, then another, then he started to push the doors apart. Kim pushed Ron aside and pressed the OPEN DOORS button, they opened with a snap leaving a stunned Slappy in midair for a moment; before he had a chance to fall Kim brought her leg around in a kick and slammed him away from them. They saw him fly right into Motor Ed right as the doors clanged shut.

Slappy had slammed into Ed's head, knocking the criminal out. He got up just in time to see the door to the elevator shut. Pounding his fist of the door in anger, he paused and looked to his side.

There was more than one elevator.

V.

Ron had hit the button for the top floor, and the ride gave them plenty of time to catch their breath and plan what to do next. When the doors pinged open the stepped out and took a deep breath.

"Oh no." Ron began. "What?" Kim asked and Ron pointed.

The next elevator was coming up.

Spotting the stairway that led up to the roof Kim and Ron ran to it and pulled on the door. Climbing the staircase, they came upon a second door. Ron tried it. Locked.

"Now what?" He asked. He jumped out of the way as Kim slammed her foot into the lock, breaking it. The door swung open.

"That's my woman!" Ron shouted. Kim gave him a glare. "Come on she said pulling him onto the roof.

The rain had turned into a full fledged storm. Kim and Ron walked out onto the roof and looked around for some source of escape or defense against the homicidal dummy, but they couldn't find anything. They turned back to head down the stares to find Slappy standing there waiting for them. Somewhere the dummy had picked up a long sharp piece of metal which Ron recognized as a piece of the stairwell.

"You know, you two have been the biggest pains in the butt I have ever met." Slappy yelled at them over the raging wind. "It's been fun, but now it's time to die." He ran at Kim and slid between her legs, he then spun and slammed the pole into the back of her knees causing the to buckle. "Kim fell to the ground with an 'oof!'. Once Kim was on her knees Slappy swung the pole into at her arm; she heard a load CRACK when it connected and knew that her arm was broken.

"Kim!" Ron shouted and tried to help her; before he could Slappy, moving easier in the pushing wind and seeing better in the torrent, slammed the pole into his chest. He dropped like a stone.

"Now then, the only real question is which one of you two to finish off first. Should I take out the dummy" Here he pointed the rod at Ron, "Or the dummy's girlfriend." He looked back and forth between the two. "I pick…the girl friend!" And here he lifted the club as far back as he could, reading it to slam down and break Kim's skull.

"No!" Ron shouted, pulling out the taser. He shot Slappy with it and the dummy shook for a moment and then stood still. Ron relaxed, then stopped when Slappy turned around and kicked him in the gut, his hard wooden foot pushing the air out of Ron's lungs.

"You really ARE a dummy! Don't you know that wood doesn't conduct electricity!" He laughed again.

"You know, I am beginning to hate that laugh." Ron sputtered out in between jagged breaths.

"Well consider yourself lucky than. You won't have to hear it again." And with that Slappy lifted up the sharp piece of wood and readied himself to stab it down into Ron's stomach.

Lightning hit the rod as Slappy held it.

While the electrical current passing from the taser to Slappy wasn't strong enough to have any effect, the power from a bolt of lightning did generate enough heat to set the wood on fire. As the wooden frame burst into flames, Slappy dropped the pole and Ron rolled out of the way. The poll bounced harmlessly off of the ground.

"AAARGGHHH!!!" Slappy screamed stumbling around. The fire wasn't burning very fast due to the rain, and was on it's way to being put out. "Hey Slappy!" the dummy heard Kim called, and turned just in time to get hit by something very fast.

When Slappy dropped his weapon, Kim picked it up. He broken arm hanging there, she lifted herself up the best she could and then with her good arm lifted the makeshift spear and spear and held it at read. "Hey Slappy!" She called, and then threw the sharpened pole at the dummy.

The pole slammed into Slappy and lodged itself in his chest, pushing him back several feet from the momentum. He toppled over the edge of the building and fell the 10 stories to the bottom of the hospital, still burning the whole time.

Kim sagged; with her broken arm throwing the poll had taken all her strength, but at least now it was over. She felt Ron lift her up in his arms, then she blacked out from the pain.

VI.

Anne Possible was worried. The talking dummy had followed after her daughter and boyfriend, and she had had to stay behind to treat the knocked out guard and unconscious Motor Ed. However, she had done all she could for the two and had contacted one of the few nurses working the night sift to get them to a bed. She was about to follow her daughter and her boyfriend when the lift door clanged open and Ron exited it, carrying an unconscious Kim in his arms.

"Here" He said laying Kim on the ground. "I think her arm is broken." Anne felt it, she needed an x-ray to make sure but she thought he was right. She quickly called for another stretcher.

Ron meanwhile had kept walking. Stopping by the police car, he found inside the vehicle a handgun. He picked it up and headed outside, stepping over the broken glass that filled lobby and out the empty frame.

He found Slappy about twenty feet away, still alive. His body had been completely decimated, legs broken upon impact on the ground. He only had the top have of his torso left, the rest weakened by the spear and broken off if him. His arm had come off again and couldn't be seen, and with the other arm he was slowly pulling himself away from the building. What parts of him were burnt beyond recognition.

As Ron stood there looking coolly down at him Slappy looked up. Hr opened his mouth to speak and Ron placed the gun into it. "This better not give me splinters." he said, and them pulled the trigger.

Slappy's head exploded. He finally stopped moving.

Ron returned the gun to the police car and went to check on Kim.

A/N: It's done. It's actually done. I didn't think I'd get it done by my 2 year mark, and I did. I actually finished a story.

God as my witness, I'll never write fan fiction again!

Neo: But Mace what about the Drakkim chapter you promised me? And Eyes?"

Well yes theres-

Ran: Plus you said you'd co-write the Fonnies with me!"

Ok, but-!"

Zaratan: And what about that Ronbon you had an idea for-"

ALRIGHT! I'LL KEEP WRITING!!

Man you people just won't let me leave will you? I guess I might as well just resign myself to my fate…

I want to give a special thank you to CajunBear73, who if I'm not mistaken reviewed EVERY BLOODY CHAPTER. You are dedicated man. I also want to thank the rest of my reviewers, such as Sentine1103, Shrike176, kim's 1 fan, and whitem, and a thanks to Samurai Crunchbird for the advice, complements, and when it needed it criticism. If it wasn't for you guys I never would have finished. I have so many more people I want to thank, but I can't list them all, I'd need another chapter just for that!

And for all of you who wanted a twist at the end, don't worry. I plan on doing an "Epilogue" soon enough.