Here we go! Chapter two as promised, unfortunately thats all ive got so the next one'll take a while.
----I Don't own Naruto, but it'd be awesome if i did----
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A Stunning Difference, CH2
Four PM, Konoha-
The sun shone with exaggerated intensity as the bustling streets below went on their daily routines, oblivious to everything around them.
Naruto stirred quietly in his sleep before outright shooting out of bed silently thanking kami he hadn't wandered into some random representatives quarters
"That would have been awkward…" sighed the boy as he packed the contents of his bag into the drawers of the room. Along with the standard kunai, shuriken, and about a weeks worth of freshly bought clothing were the small trinkets from his apartment, namely, pictures of all the people he'd met on his travels, Yukie-hime, Temujin, Hikaru, and other various photos of friends and 'family' around Konoha. Naruto smiled as each framed picture found a spot in various locations around the room and quickly dressed in the clothes Jiraiya had forced him to buy in Kiri.
The clothes by no means were uncomfortable, a bit too warm for konoha but that's besides the point, in fact if they were orange the blonde would outright love them. Naruto stopped to check himself out in the mirror near the door, a black vest that stopped mid-stomach at the front proudly displaying his seal with an extended collar much like Sasuke's, a pair of baggy black cargo shorts that ended at his shins bearing the konoha hitae-ate on the outer left thigh, and a pair of standard black steel plated combat boots. He couldn't help but grin at the wild mane of blonde hair that Jiraiya had begged him to grow as he set out the door, just finishing adjusting the kunai holster to his right thigh
"Now…! TO ICHIRAKU-" his face was intercepted by two massive breasts, effectively suppressing his shouts
"You. Kakashi. Training ground seven. Now." that said, Tsunade disappeared in a konoha leaf shunshin before he could properly 'What the fuck' at her
"Someone's a tad bit hung over" smirked the blonde as he too vanished within his own shunshin.
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Haruno Sakura was pissed off. She'd been given the day off only to be called in again to fight some rookie
"Damn it to hell! I was gonna hang out with Ino today and try to get some sleep in before the end of the day." fumed the pink haired girl as she entered training ground seven. Standing there at the center of the field was Kakashi, reading the usual orange smut
"Yo." greeted the cycloptic jonin lazily
Sakura despite her pissed off attitude decided to be mostly friendly "Ohayo, Kakashi-sensei. Where is the little punk so I can beat 'im to a pulp?" '…mostly…'
As if on cue the leaves behind her ruffled indicating the arrival of the so-called rookie
"Mornin' Sakura-chan!" chirped the voice behind her. The pinkette had to do a double take…the voice almost sounded like…
"Naruto..?" asked Sakura cautiously. She turned slowly and her suspicions were confirmed as the familiar mess of golden hair came into view
"Naruto? Is that really you?" she asked as if not believing it.
The man only nodded and she tackled him in a loving hug. The blonde suppressed a lecherous grin as he hugged her back, fully enjoying the feel of her -ahem- loving warmth rubbing against his chest.
A few yards away in his perch next to Tsunade in the trees Jiraiya gave a knowing smirk as he nodded in approval while Tsunade nearly chocked in disbelief 'Perverted bastard rubbed off on him!'
"As much as I hate to interrupt reunions, shall we begin?" asked Kakashi as he tucked his book away safely.
"Ne, ne. Kakashi-sensei. Before we start I got a gift for you!" yelled Naruto as he produced a similar orange book from his pack. Kakashi nearly fainted as he took the book with shaky hands
"I-is…this…? What I think…it is…" he opened the book and golden rays of light ascended to the heavens with a chorus of angels in the backround.
"R-right! It's just come to my attention that I…left my stove running at home!" the jonin made off towards the woods but was stopped by Naruto
"Don't bother Kakashi-sensei, the first six chapters are just fluff" whispered the blonde, a perverted grin tugging at the corners of his mouth. Kakashi nodded and returned to his previous spot and produced two bells
"I think you two are familiar with the rules" Naruto and Sakura nodded and the jonin disappeared in a plume of smoke, no doubt to enjoy his new treat.
Sakura blanched "You do know it's going to be impossible to find him now that hes somewhere out there with that book, right?"
Naruto smirked and began counting down on his fingers
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~With Kakashi~
'Yuki looked to him, lust shining passionately in her eyes
"Takuni-kun, please! Kiss me!" the two met in a fierce kiss, Takuni looked to Yuki, his face softened considerably as he fully took in her features
"Boom" said the young man
"Boom…? Doesn't seem like the thing to say to a lady when kissi…"
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An explosion in the distance rocked the earth as birds left their nests to escape the carnage
"And we've found ourselves a pervert" laughed Naruto as he strode towards the source of the explosion at a leisurely pace, his hands in their pockets.
Sakura sighed "That book was an explosive note wasn't it?"
"Every page in it" replied the blonde.
"Less than five minutes" proclaimed Jiraiya proudly. He held out his hand and wiggled his fingers enthusiastically
"You gotta be shittin' me.." mumbled Tsunade as she placed the rest of her money in his hand.
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Uhg, i always dread the 'description chapter' for altered Naruto fics...The bell test was cut short thanks to Naruto's wits and Kakashi's pervertedness...And there's some of Jiraiya's influence on Naruto aswell.
For now, cya.