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Ron's Letter.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want a new broom and candy, and a chudley Cannons poster. If I can't have any of that stuff, can I have a Chessboard? I also want new brothers! Fred and George are gits! They turned my hair pink yesterday. If don't get me new brothers, could you give them coal?
Bill is helping me write my letter because I'm just 5. I've been extra good this year Santa! Well, there was that time yesterday I threw that gnome at Ginny, but I've been good since!
Ron Weasley
The Burrow