What if...

Zoey had left in the episode prank week?

Zoey stepped off the podium. Everything was silent. No one could believe that Zoey was actually leaving, that there childish games had gone this far. Mr. Bradford walked to the microphone.

"Thank you Miss Brooks for apologizing in front of this whole school for disgracing the memory of my daddy!" he stated grumpily. "Now enjoy your final night here because you are leaving first thing in the mourning!"

2 Weeks Later

"Zoey! Its time for your first day of school!" called Zoey's mom.

Zoey reluctantly climbed out of bed. She didn't sleep well last night; in fact she hadn't slept well all week. She missed her roommates insane fighting, and Nicole's freakishly loud hair drying. She missed the feeling of her room key hanging around her neck, and Chase calling her at 2:00 in the mourning whenever he had a nightmare. She even missed Logan bragging about how awesome his hair looked after he gets out of the shower.

Back at PCA

"Chase! Come on man you got to get up!" Michael yelled hitting him with a pillow.

Chase had been late for class everyday for the past two weeks.

"Oh let him sleep, who cares? The important thing is I'm up and I look great!" Logan smiled.

Chase jumped put of bed and slapped Logan on the back of the head.

"Good job man, you got him out of bed!" Michael laughed.

"My pleasure" Logan grumbled sarcastically.

"Look, I know you're upset that Zoey left, but-" Michael started.

"I…I don't miss Zoey! I just… had a nightmare last night and didn't have anyone to call!" said chase

"The one with the little men in wedding dresses?" Michael asked. Chase nodded. "I hear you dude. But you can't seriously tell me that you don't miss Zoey a tiny bit?"

"Well, of coarse I miss Zoey! But what can I do about it? She was expelled. You can't get someone un-expelled, can you?" Chase cried.

"No, but…" Logan began.

"Oh man, not another one of your hair brained schemes!" complained Michael.

"Hey! They work sometimes!" Logan defended.

"Yeah, the web cam in the teddy bear worked out real nice!" Michael laughed sarcastically.

"But this one will work! All we have to do is re-enroll Zoey!" Logan stated triumphantly.

"Oh, why didn't I think of that? Oh that's right! Because its IMPOSSIBLE! You can't enroll someone after they are expelled!" Chase roared in fusstration.

"Maybe you can't enroll Zoey, but you can enroll Regina Fellangie!" Logan explained

Chase and Michael exchanged confused looks.

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"I'm not doing this Chase complained

"Oh yes you are!" Zoey argued. "It took a lot to convince my parents to drive me all the way back here!"

"Fine!" he sighed.

Chase walked in to dean rivers office. He was wearing a bright pink dress, high heels, make up and a women's wig.

"Hello" Chase said in a high pitched voice. "My name is Linda Fellangie, and this is my daughter Regina."

Zoey waved.

"Zoey?" Dean rivers shouted in surprise.

"Shh! Just go along with it." Zoey winked.

"Oh." Dean rivers winked back"

"Now, I am enrolling my daughter. Would you please hand me her class schedule so she can get to her dorm room." Chase said impatiently

"Do I know you?" Dean rivers questioned suspiciously.

"No!" Chase and Zoey screamed as they grabbed the schedule and ran out.

I know it was weird but I hope you liked it! Sorry I am just suffering from really bad writers block.