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Everyone was sitting at a rectangular table except for Foaly, for obvious reasons, and the twins, who were currently sleeping in conference room 6. Number 1, Qwan, Qweffor, and Doodah were sitting on one side of the table while Holly, Mulch, Artemis, and Butler were on the other side. Foaly stood at the head of the table.
"We have been having a high amount of magic in the United States. Ever since Americans began drilling over there, every fairy has been evacuated except for in the state of New York," said Foaly, "but we have had magical outburst in the state of Wisconsin. Now a few hours after this, a new screw was at the site where the magic was but not for the magic, there was gold. Now not a single warlock has been able to make gold out of iron, the trade was lost so it couldn't have been them…"
"That's because the warlocks never had that power," interrupted Qwan, "humans did."
Everyone looked at him in amazement.
"You mean humans, like Artemis and Butler?" asked Holly.
"Yes that's what I said, humans."
"So that means there's a human besides Artemis that has magic, and they know how to use it too," said a surprised Foaly.
"Great, another Artemis Fowl," grunted Mulch.
"Hey I resent that! Anyways, what do you need me to do? Well let me guess it has something to do with me going to Wisconsin and checking out the site?" asked Artemis.
"Well, yeah. I want you, Butler, Mulch, Doodah, and Holly to go to the surface and send down information about the site. Then we will know if you need back up for a mind wipe." replied Foaly. "We also will have Qwan, Qweffor, and Number 1 online so if you need information on human magic we have the warlocks."
"Sure, sounds good. But we'll need to make a short stop back at the manor to drop off the twins. My parents should be home now. I'll just tell them I've decided to go on a trip to Wisconsin with some friends. They'll let me go. They just love when I mention my friends."
"Wait, go back to the part about me and Doodah. Let me guess, Doodah and I will be the ones to get you in. The things you people get me into. I should say no," said Mulch melodramatically.
"Well if you say no, I guess you don't get paid," warned Foaly.
Mulch and Doodah whispered for a while. "We wont work for anything less than $100,000."
"Fine what ever, now let's get you all suited up. Wait until I show you the new neutrino I've been working on." Foaly excitedly exclaimed.