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"Brother what's wrong?" Al asked. He was concerned because Ed had just been sitting in the same chair seething since he left his meeting with Roy. Al couldn't get a word out of him. This was unlike his brother. Normally he was freaking out, going off about everything that "the bastard" had said and did but this… Ed being quietly angry, scared Al. He knew something bad would come out of it.

"Brother?"

Ed looked up at Al and suddenly smiled. "Don't worry, Al. I'm fine. ""What happened brother?"

"Just Mustang being Mustang and pissing me off as usual. Don't worry. I'm over it." Ed said with what was, Al was sure, supposed to be a reassuring smile but instead it just worried Al more. "Whatever you say brother" Al said with a tiny smile of his own.

Ed got up and he and Al walked home, the whole way Ed was plotting revenge while trying to keep from Al that he was up to anything.

Al knew that Ed was up to something but he also knew there was no point in trying to figure out what or trying to talk him out of it. Brother had his mind set and that was that. All he could do was sit and wait to figure out what kind of trouble brother would get into.

Once at home, Ed searched through cabinets to find what he needed for his revenge. What he couldn't find he would have to stop and buy at the store on his way. "Al I'm going out. I'll be back for dinner."

"Be careful, Brother"

Ed made a beeline for the store and bought the rest of his supplies. He was going to carry out his plan tonight. He didn't know what Mustang would do to him afterwards but whatever it was it would be worth it.

He brought everything home and hid it up in his room with the rest of the stuff he had found in his home and then washed up for dinner. "Brother, what did you do when you were out?""Oh, just a little shopping" Ed replied vaguely.

After dinner Ed helped clean up and then claimed he was tired and went to his room. Once he was sure he had all he needed he climbed out his window and started the long trek to Mustang's house.

He got there at a little after 10:00 P.M. and saw Roy sitting in a chair in his living room reading. He had a glass next to him on the table. Ed sat there waiting until he saw Roy get up and head towards the kitchen. He then pushed the window up and ran across the room and dropped the pills he brought from home into the glass and stirred them in and then ran back and quickly shut the window and hid behind the couch by the window and started his wait again.

Roy came back in carrying a plate of food and sat back in his chair taking a big drink out of the glass.

45 minutes later

Roy had fully passed out and Ed felt safe to come out. He brought the bag of supplies with him over to Roy's side and started working. Once he finished he brought out his camera and took a few shots from different angles then he packed up his stuff and left.

The next morning

Roy woke up and didn't know how he fell asleep in his chair. He hadn't done that in years. He stretched and rolled his neck to pop it then went up stairs to get ready for work. He got into the shower and then reached for his uniform all without bothering to look into the mirror. Once he was dressed he put on his boots and started walking to work.

He noticed he was getting odd looks but he just marked it up to a bad hair day from sleeping in the chair or something. He walked into the office and Hughes walked by grinning "Looking sharp today Roy"Mustang smiled back "Right back at you , Maes"

Roy walked into where his personal team's office was and saw more grins identical to Hughes. "What's going on today guys? Why's everyone in such a good mood?" Roy asked, really curious now.

"No particular reason sir" Breda answered and then Roy saw a group of people, including Havoc and Fuery standing around an area close to his office. He went to check what was so interesting and was having a hard time seeing so he ordered everyone to move back.

Once his order had been carried out he saw the picture of himself sitting in his chair asleep. Not a big deal until you saw his hair. What used to be a head of black hair was now blond in the front a deep purple on one half of the rest and a bright pink on the other half. His hair was spiked so you could see all of the colors.

"I didn't know anyone had a picture of me sleeping to use on their computer to photshop like this" Roy said trying to seem like he didn't mind a little joke.

"Um sir" Hawkeye said.

"Yes, lieutenant?" Roy asked thinking she was going to say she had been the one to have the picture

Instead of answering, Hawkeye just held up a mirror in front of Roy's face. Once Roy saw his hair he only could yell "EDWARD ELRIC!"