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"Did you have to tell people he was gay? " Havoc asked Roy, gesturing at a furious Ed trying to get through the crowd of men hitting on him."It's revenge for telling the girl I was out with that I was seeing Riza" Mustang said with a smirk.

"You didn't even like the girl you went out with though. Ed was giving you a way out" Havoc replied confused as to why that would merit revenge."That isn't the point. Fullmetal is always trying to annoy me in some way or another it was my turn to pay him back." Roy answered, smirking as Ed yelled that "If you all don't back the hell off, I'm going to blast you all out of here"Roy knew he could do it too because on a few occasions when they were being chummy, they had practiced alchemy together and Roy had taught Ed a few things about Flame alchemy.

The men all left in a hurry and Ed stomped over to Roy and Havoc. "If I find out you had anything to do with them all suddenly thinking I was gay, you will regret it" Ed warned Roy before going past him and out the door."Well lets hope he doesn't find out you did say it, otherwise I'm not sure you'll enjoy the results" Havoc stated before going back to work.Roy wasn't worried, he figured he knew the extent Ed's revenge would take and it was nothing to horrible. Supposing he did find out for sure that Roy had been the one to let that rumor out, that is.Oh how wrong he was.

The next morning, Edward smiled at Roy as he walked in. "Good morning, Roy" Ed called to him as he went into the office."Morning, Ed" Roy answered with a wave, though inwardly he was confused. Ed never called him by his first name. Something was up.When he went into his office, he saw a basket of flowers on his desk. He smirked to himself. One of the many girls he had been dating recently must have sent him flowers in hopes of another date. Well he shouldn't disappoint her. Walking over to the flowers he found the card in them simply saying "Meet me at Clovers tonight at 8" no signature or anything.

"Hmm maybe its someone new, who's to shy to ask me out outright" Roy thought to himself. He decided to put this poor flower at ease and meet with her tonight to sweep her off her feet.

Throughout the rest of the day Roy was in a good mood, smiling at everyone who he came across. He was in such a good mood he failed to realize that Ed was not quite acting like himself.

That night he got ready for his date. He dressed in black slacks and a dark purple button up. He looked pretty damn good if he did say so himself. He left at 7:30 so he would have time to pick up some flowers for his date and still make it a little early. He picked out a nice bouquet of red and white roses and then went on to the restaurant.

Once there he looked around, there were quite a few women there but they all were with other people, then from behind him he heard "You brought me flowers? How sweet" He knew that voice, "Ed? What are you doing here?""Well meeting you for our date of course." Ed stated innocently. "I showed everyone in the office the card and flowers you sent me yesterday asking me out today. They all seemed to think it was really sweet. Hawkeye is glad you finally are admitting your gay.'

"What? What flowers? What are you talking about?" Roy asked utterly confused.

"Come now, don't be shy. Say cheese" Ed said with a smirk as he positioned the camera out and leaned in and kissed Roy at the same time as snapping the picture before Roy could stop him. "Come on sweetie. Don't want to be late for our dinner reservations." Ed said in a overly sweet voice, as Roy just stood there in shock at what had just happened. Had Ed just kissed him? The night progressed and Roy was getting more and more confused as to what was going on, finally he came out and asked "What's going on, Fullmetal?""Whatever do you mean? We're here on the date you asked me on""I never asked you out"

"The card and flowers say otherwise, Roy" Ed said with a wink

"I didn't send them!" Roy yelled.

"Roy, don't you like me anymore?" Ed asked with his lips quivering a bit."I'm NOT GAY, DAMNIT" Roy yelled

Ed smirked, "Alright, Roy. If that's how you feel, I understand. Goodnight."With that Ed left the restaurant and went home. Roy still confused as to what was going on went to a bar to see if he could pick up a real date, pushing the incident out of his thoughts.

As soon as Roy came into his office area the next morning he heard "ROY MUSTANG! HOW COULD YOU" he heard the click of the gun and saw an angry Hawkeye glaring at him.

"Something wrong, Riza?" Roy asked and gulped."How could you do that to Ed?" She demanded

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Roy asked confused

She pointed over by Ed's desk and saw a blown up picture of Ed kissing Roy and words written across it saying "Edward Elric-gay and desperate""Riza, Ed took that picture, not me" Roy tried to explain.

"You expect me to believe Ed put this picture up himself?" With that Hawkeye lowered her gun and Roy sighed but he felt relief to soon as a gunshot sounded and Roy found himself with a wounded foot. "Apologize to him right now and take him on a proper date or you don't want to know what I'll aim for next." Hawkeye ordered "He's been crying since he got here. Saying he thought that you two had had a good time last night and that he never expected it to turn out this way."

Roy was in to much pain and to scared to argue any more and went over to Ed "I'm sorry Ed, would you like to go out with me tonight to make up for it?" Roy asked loud enough for Hawkeye to hear, while all the while still hopping a little in pain.Ed looked up at him, tears in his eyes though Roy could swear he saw an evil glint there too "I don't think so Roy, you already did enough damage. I don't need your pity date" With that Ed turned away from him. Roy was at a loss as to what was happening but he tore down the picture by Ed's desk and threw it in the trash, then continued on to his office. Havoc was waiting by the door, "I told you, you shouldn't have messed with him sir. Ed always gets the last laugh" with that he walked over to his desk, letting Roy figure out what had been going on all along. Ed had been getting revenge and it had not only made him lose a great deal of pride and reputation with the ladies but also had gotten him shot. Realizing he had lost the prank war he could only think of one thing to do and that was to yell "EDWARD ELRIC"