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"Where is it? What did you do with it?" Roy asked Ed frantically, waving his arms around and pacing up and down.Ed watched Roy freaking out, with mild amusement, for a few moments before answering, "Where's what, Mustang? You have to tell me what you're looking for, if you want me to help find it.""You know what I'm talking about! You stole it! Give it back!" Roy yelled as he gripped Ed's shoulders and shook them."Temper Temper, Roy! So violent and you won't even tell me what I supposedly stole. Geez" Ed said with a smile as Roy went back to pacing and muttering under his breath, how he had to find it and that he couldn't go home without it."Ed, what'd you do to him?" Hughes asked, walking up to the two and swinging an arm around Ed's shoulder."I don't know. He seems to think I stole something. I don't know what he's talking about though." Ed said with a smile.
"YOU DO TO! NOW GIVE IT BACK BEFORE I TORCH YOU!" Roy yelled.
"Roy, if you think he has something of yours and you kill him, how will you get it back?" Hughes asked the now hysterical man."I have to have it back, Hughes! You don't understand, I can't live without it! I need it…." Roy continued to babble as Hughes took his arm off of Ed's shoulders and instead put it around Roy's, leading him towards his office and away from Ed."It's alright Roy. I'll handle finding out what Ed knows about your missing object. Now you just go sit down in your office." Hughes said soothingly. Then, as he opened the door, asked "What was it you said you were missing?"
"MR. DUCKY!" Roy yelled running over to his desk, where a large rubber duck now sat.
Hughes smiled and turned to where a now laughing Ed stood behind him. "Good acting, Ed. You gave me plenty of time to sneak it back in there""I didn't lie to him. He kept asking what I did with it and accusing me of stealing. I didn't touch it" Ed said with a smile.
"It's crazy that he still carries that thing around with him. He's had it since before I knew him and apparently can't take a bath without it." Hughes laughed at the thought of the grown man playing with a rubber duck in the bath tub.Ed laughed too and then went to tell the rest of the office about Roy's rubber friend, as Hughes went to bother someone else before Roy figured out his role in the kidnapping of Mr. Ducky.
Ed was laughing with the rest of the crew over duck incident, when Roy came to the door of his office. Seeing Ed and everyone laughing confirmed to Roy that Ed was the thief and now the whole office knew about Mr. Ducky. He was seeing red at the thought of Mr. Ducky in the hands of that blonde brat and decided it was time for him to learn a lesson about touching other people's things, so he yelled "EDWARD ELRIC!"