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"Say Cheese" was all Roy heard before a bright flash blinded him.

'Hughes, what the hell?" Roy yelled at the grinning man

CLICK another flash and then Hughes lowered his camera and smiled at Roy "Gracia got me a camera for my birthday, so I decided it was time for me to take up photography. Isn't it great? Look at this adorable picture I took of Elicia! She's so cute!…." he continued on and on, but Roy had stopped listening and had already turned to head to his office. CLICK he heard as he opened the door.Rolling his eyes, Roy knew this was going to be the start of a very bad week.

It had been three days and around the office people were already hiding at the hint of Hughes coming around. Riza had threatened to shoot him twice already when he wouldn't stop snapping pictures of her talking to Ed. Ed started hanging out in Mustangs office when Hughes was there, much to Roy's displeasure, because it was the only place Hughes wouldn't snap pictures. The second day Roy had set fire to a picture of himself that Hughes had brought in and warned Hughes that the camera would be next. Since then Hughes had been avoiding Roy's office and Roy in general with his camera.

"Is there no stopping him?" Ed asked. He was bored of sitting in silence just to get out of pictures

"Steal the camera?" Roy suggested. He would do about anything to get the brat out of his office for good."He'd buy another." Ed answered and continued with "Why don't you send him on assignment or something?""He's not my officer to send on assignment, but if you don't shut your mouth or get out of my office, I'm going to be sending you on a long assignment that involves living with Hughes and his camera." Roy replied thinking that would shut him up for sure.Ed got up off of his couch and walked over to where Roy was reading at his desk and read over the older man's shoulder. "Reading manga at work? Hawkeye's going to shoot you when she finds out you're not doing your work."Roy turned quickly to face Ed, angry and annoyed he opened his mouth to start yelling when they heard the tell tale CLICK and then laughter as the door slammed shut before they could even register what had happened.

"Did Hughes…" Ed started

"Just enter my office. take a picture and run off? Yes, Fullmetal, he did. Go back to work and get the hell out of my office" then to himself he muttered "That camera is going up in flames next time I see him." Ed left Roy's office figuring it wouldn't be wise to annoy the man any farther today.He spotted Hawkeye as he walked out and thought "Well maybe one more little prank wouldn't hurt"

"Oh, Hawkeye?" Ed called once he was in ear shot of the woman.

"Yes, Ed?" She asked barely looking up from the paperwork she was working on.

"Roy wanted me to ask you if he left his manga out here with you. He was done with the one he was reading and can't seem to find the next volume." Ed told her with a completely blank face that told her nothing."HE'S READING INSTEAD OF DOING HIS WORK AGAIN?" Hawkeye yelled as she jumped up and marched over to Roy's office and pushed her way inside as Ed bent over with the laughter he had been holding in.

CLICK "Good picture Ed!" Hughes called before running out of the office."I swear, that man is asking to get hurt." Havoc announced, appearing beside Ed, watching him glare in the direction Hughes had run off in.

Ed opened his mouth to reply, when he saw the door to Roy's office open and a satisfied looking Hawkeye coming out followed by a red faced Roy.When Roy spotted Ed he yelled "EDWARD"

Ed took this as his time to leave and told Havoc "Have fun" and took off towards the door Hughes had gone through."EDWARD ELRIC! GET BACK HERE" Roy yelled as Ed ran through the door and disappeared, laughing.

The next morning

"Ed! Wait up!" Hughes called.

"I'm not in the mood for pictures, Hughes" Ed growled, grumpily.

"I left the camera at home. I just wanted to show you this picture" Hughes promised, waving a picture towards Edward.

Ed grabbed it and looked. It was the picture that was snapped of him and Roy the day before. Their faces were close together and looked as if they were about to kiss.

"What about it Hughes?" Ed said, mood definitely not improved by seeing this picture."Now look at this one" Hughes said, ignoring the grumpy tone.Ed took the next picture, not looking forward to it's contents but one look instantly made him interested.

"Is that… Hawkeye?" Ed asked Hughes, still looking at the picture of Roy looking intimately close to a blond somewhere outside of the central building.

"So you didn't know either huh? Roy's always been good at keeping secrets." Hughes told him with a laugh."Though I find this interesting, what do the two pictures have to do with one another?" Ed asked still confused as to why Hughes was showing him these pictures.

"I don't like when my friends keep secrets like this from me, so I was thinking of messing with Roy a little and I thought you might like to help." Hughes replied with a grin.

Ed was once again interested in what Hughes had to say, "Go on"

"I was going to show Hawkeye, and everyone else in the office of course, the picture of you and Roy. I'll tell them I caught you in a compromising position. I just need you to keep your cool and not say anything to ruin the affect of my words and the picture.""Why would the office thinking Roy and I were close mess with Roy?" Ed asked, still confused and quite a bit leery of allowing the office to think he and Mustang were ever close.

"If Hawkeye thinks Roy was with you at the same time he was intimate with her, she's bound to say or do something to Roy that will amuse us. We'll just have to sit back and watch." Hughes explained smirking somewhat evilly.

Ed shuddered a bit at the smirk thinking "I'm glad he didn't find out I was keeping secrets from him" then answered "Sounds fun, I'm in."

They continued into the office and after sending a quick wink at Ed, said he had something everyone may be interested in.After seeing that there was no camera around, curiosity got the best of most of the office and Falman, Breda, Havoc, Hawkeye and Ed walked over to Hughes. Ed knew he had to act embarrassed and shocked that Hughes had the picture so he was mentally preparing himself as Hughes waited for everyone to gather around him.

"As you all know, I picked up a little hobby of the past week." Hughes started and most of them groaned in response to that.

Ignoring the groans, Hughes continued on "Well, one of the perks of my new hobby is catching people off guard and finding out peoples secrets. I was lucky enough, yesterday, to uncover a secret of two people in this very office." Ed noticed Hawkeye looked nervous and started laughing inside his head at the hell Roy was going to go through.

Hughes went on to say "I could just tell you the secret but I don't' think any of you would believe me so instead, I'll allow you to see with your own eyes" and with that he took the picture of Roy and Ed and handed it to Havoc, who was on his immediate left."Ed?.?.? And Mustang?" Havoc sputtered, confused."WHAT?" everyone, including Ed yelled. Ed made an attempt to grab the picture but was beat by Hawkeye.She took one look at the picture, threw it at Fuery and Breda and stomped over to her desk where she grabbed her gun and walked towards Roy's office.Hughes winked at Ed and they both hurried to follow her. Lucky them, she hadn't had the presence of mind to shut the door completely so they got to spy on the lover's spat without getting shot at."ROY MUSTANG! I trusted you. When you told me you were done playing around with all of those other girls, I didn't think you meant you were going to start going after guys instead. I thought you were serious when you said you were ready for a real relationship. Is he the reason we've been keeping our relationship secret? Is that the truth of it then? You want him more than me?" She yelled at a very confused Roy, her gun clutched tightly in her hand, left in plan sight."Riza? What are you talking about? What man am I supposedly with?" Roy asked trying to smirk and not look as scared as he felt."Don't 'supposedly' me. I saw the picture of you two!" She stated angrily.

"Picture of me and who?" Roy asked even more confused now.

"Edward Elric" she spat out the name with such venom that Ed shivered a bit and for the first time questioned the wisdom of this prank.

Roy did a stupid thing then, he laughed. He laughed hard. "Riza? Ed and I can't stand each other 90 of the time, what makes you think I would go out with him? Even if I was interested in males, he wouldn't be an option."

Riza cocked her gun at him not happy with his attitude, "You're not getting out of this one Mustang" Roy stopped laughing and looked at her in shock, "You're serious aren't you? Ed and I?""I told you, you're not getting out of this one" and she aimed the gun. That's when Hughes felt the need to step in."Um, Hawkeye I wouldn't do that if I were you."Without even looking at him, she replied "And why not?""It may put a damper on your relationship with Roy if you shoot him." Hughes answered, trying to diffuse the situation with a little humor."I don't date cheaters""I understand, but you see…Roy didn't cheat." Hawkeye looked at him for the first time "You're the one that showed us the picture, Hughes. I know you didn't know at the time that Roy and I had been dating but you said it was taken yesterday. Roy and I were together yesterday as well. Which means it was cheating.""Roy and Ed weren't doing anything besides fighting, Riza. I heard them arguing and I came in to snap a picture and then later on yesterday evening I snapped this picture of you two." He handed her the picture he had shown Ed earlier. "I was upset with Roy for not telling me so I decided to get back at him a little. I'm sorry I allowed it to go so far." Hughes hung his head a little.Hawkeye looked at him and then at Roy and back at Hughes again. "No more cameras at work and no more snooping on me period. Got it? If I catch you at it again, I'll shoot you." Hughes nodded, smiling in relief."And you" Hawkeye said to Roy who snapped to attention, "Cute picture of you and Ed." Smirking she left Hughes to deal with an angry Roy, shutting the door behind her.

"Maes, you do realize you almost cost me my relationship?" Roy asked evenly

"I'm sorry Roy, I just wanted to mess with you a bit. It's not like you to keep secrets from me." Hughes answered, honestly.

Roy sighed, "I'll let it go this time but tell Gracia she needs to talk to me before buying you anymore presents." Hughes laughed and started to walk out of the office.

"Oh, Hughes?" Roy called.

"Yeah Roy?" Hughes asked looking back with his hand on the doorknob

"Why didn't Ed say anything about the picture? He wouldn't want people to think we were together anymore than I would" Hughes scratched the back of his head, he had been hoping to leave Ed out of this. "Well, I kind of told him my plan beforehand so he wouldn't ruin it.""He knew?" Roy asked and when Hughes nodded Roy waved him out of his office. He then got up and went to the door and yelled, "EDWARD ELRIC!"