A/N: I am on a roll! 3 days in a row! There will be lots of POV changes in this chapter because basically 3 things are happening at once. Also events will not always be chronologically; I might have to skip backwards in time. Sorry if it confuse anyone! I will but a ruff estimate of what time it is and where the action is happening. I have a poll up on my profile to decide what show to put Alice and maybe Rosalie. So go vote!

Disclaimer: Again, I do not own twilight or What Not to Wear. (Still don't know why I bother to write these)

Chapter 5

In which a lot of things happen.

Alice POV: 2 AM Cullen's Hotel, Rose's room

"Alice, We need a battle plan." Rosalie said. "Crazy Frank followed me around ALL day yesterday. It was gross! He kept drooling all over everything."

"Hmm…What could we do to get rid of this stalker" I wondered.

"Do you have the list with you?" Rose asked. We had made a list with different ways to set rid of stalkers about 27 years ago.

"No, but having a perfect memory comes in handy."

"Good point, why did we write it down to begin with?"

"I don't know Rose."

"So, we could move. I remember that being the first thing on the list."

"Rose, we have to stay in Forks till after Bella and Edward's wedding."

"Right, he stole our address, I don't know if I could handle another month and a half of him." Rose said. "Next was to fake your own death, right?"

"Yeah, but I don't foresee that working."

"Number three was –"

I cut Rosalie off. I can't believe that I didn't think of this earlier.

"Rose, I had a vision of what we are going to do."

"Hit me Alice."

"We are going to pretend that you are a vampire."

"Why didn't we think of this earlier?"

"That's exactly what I want to know."

Bella's POV: 7:30AM, Presidential Suite, Embassy Suites

I woke up to the shrieking hotel alarm. This was the third day in a row that I have had to get up WAY to early. It was 7:30. I quickly got ready. I was going to have to shop extra long today to make up for going home early yesterday and I was NOT looking forward to it. I was going to have to shop with Stacy and Clinton today and some how I had a feeling it would be like shopping with Alice and Rosalie. Thankfully, my ankle was feeling better thanks to Carlisle's medical expertise and because of the ice Edward had brought.

At 8 o'clock I got a call from the front desk telling me that my limo was here. I hobbled over to the elevator and I was down stairs in less than 3 minutes.

Emmett's POV: 9AM the Cullen's Hotel, Rose and Emmett's room.

"Alice!" I whined. "There's is nothing I can do. Carlisle said nothing that would get me arrested again and that wipes out my whole agenda."

"I know, that's why I got you this."She held out a pair of tights and a leotard. They both looked impossibly small.

"um, Alice are you sure that will fit."

'Em, it was the biggest size they had."

"Okay then, what exactly do you want me to do with them." I said why hold them at arms length.

"Wear them of course!" she said like it was obvious. There was no way that Alice would get me into tights. "Carlisle thinks that it will be a fitting punishment. You and Jasper are going to spend the day at the New York City ballet. Anyways, I want to see if you remember anything from those Ballet classes that I made you, Jasper and Edward take in '97."

I groaned. Alice mentioning 1997 did not stir up fond memories. Jasper, Edward and I had lost a bet to Alice and she made us take ballet classes for a year. Now she was making us do that again! I sighed and went to change into the tights and leotard.

Bella's POV: 9:00 AM - a store in New York City

I got out of the car and walked up o the store. It was by far the biggest store yet. I had gone to the Macy's in New York City. There was even a sign that said 'World's Biggest Department Store.'

When I walked in, I couldn't help but gawk like a dorky tourist, it was 10 stories! I didn't know there was enough stuff that a store could have that would fill 10 stories. I walked into the handbags and accessories department. They had purses that were several hundred dollars just sitting out on displays. In Port Angles, any thing that was over 100 was locked in glass cases. Here they were just sitting out. I assumed that there were security tags galore on those purses, which is why they were just sitting out.

I decided that since I still had more than 4,000 I would spurge a little and but one of these uber-expensive purses. It was definitely something that I would not normally do but having this much money to spend was getting to me. I remembered that once I married Edward and therefore a Cullen, I would always have that much money to spend. They idea almost caused me to faint. I had visions of endless hours of shopping with Alice and Rosalie. Hopefully when I was a vampire I would have a power to persuade people to do things, like not take me shopping. Unfortunately, persuasion had never been one of my strong suits.

I bought one of the expensive purses. It was a Kate Spade purse. Well really it was a clutch. It was black satin and had a satin rose on the front. (Picture on profile) It matched a dress that I had gotten yesterday and has absolutely beautiful. On the down side, it cost almost 300 dollars.

I rode the elevator up to the third floor to the women's department. I was having better luck finding the kinds of tops that the rules said I should be getting in the Women's rather than the juniors. When I was flipping through a rack of shirts I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around expecting it was Alice coming to annoy me. It wasn't, it was Stacy and Clinton. When I saw them I jumped. They scared me!

"Hey Bella!" Stacy said.

"Now, we were watching your footage from yesterday. And we saw that you did a great job following the rules."Clinton said.

"But no pants?"Stacy asked.

"I thought pants would be a little difficult to try on with a sprained ankle."

"Oh" they laughed.

"Is it better now?" Stacy asked.

"Yeah, I put some ice and a brace on it."

"Good, because we are going to do a lot of walking today."

Emmett's POV:

Jasper and I sat on the train; we were on our way to our place of torture, The New York City Ballet. We were to spend all day there! As a punishment and a way to get us out of their hair, Alice and Rose really killed two birds with one stone.

We got off the train and walked into the large building. Alice said that we were to go to room 236. We walked up the stairs to the second floor. We walked down the non-descript hallway to room 236. We opened the door and walked into a large class room.

It was mirrored on all sides and had a wooden bar running along two sides of it. 10 other guys were already standing at the barre. A term I had remembered vaguely from the year of horror, 1997.

A very short old lady with black hair tied into a tight bun glared at us.

"You're late boys." She said disapprovingly.

"Um, sorry." I answered.

"Don't 'um' me young man!" I think I herd some of the guys already at the barre snicker but the old lady glared at them for a second and they shut up.

"We were told to tell you that Alice Cullen sent us." Jasper spoke up.

"Oh, it's you hooligans who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building." More snickers that were abruptly stopped by a glare. "Go join the others at he barre."

We did as we were told. She showed a combination and then turned on the music. I wasn't paying attention and was totally lost. I tried to follow the guy in front of me but it was too complicated. The lady shut off the music and walked over to me.

"Mr. Cullen, were you paying attention?" she said fiercely. I was a little afraid of her even though she only came up to my elbow.

"No, ma'am" I said meekly.

"Well then I'll show it again, so you'd better pay attention this time." I carefully followed along as she showed it this time. She started the music again and I started the combination.

"Posture Mr. Cullen, Turn out!" she nearly shouted at me. She has watching my feet wit close scrutiny. It was going to be a long day.

Alice POV: 10 AM Cullen's hotel, Alice's room

I took the phone book out of the drawer of the night stand. I looked up 'costumes' in the yellow pages. It was time for phase one of our stalker removal plan. I dialed the number of the first costume store listed.

"Hello, A-Z costumes. Every costume for every need." Said a perky girl's voice on the other line.

"Hi, do you have a women's vampire costume."

"Yes in fact we do. Would you like a description?"

"Sure"

"Okay, it is an 18th century style dress in burgundy, with a floor-length black cape and various accessories including fangs."

"That will be perfect! When can I pick it up?"

"Whenever you want."

"Thanks, I'll be there soon."

"Thank you!"

I hung up. The costume was perfect! Ha, that loser would fall for our "charade" instantly. I called a taxi and told the cabbie the address of the costume shop. I was there in 20 minutes. I picked up the costume and a tube of fake blood. I was going to be Rose's "victim" so I thought we should make it seem realistic. In another 20 minutes I was back in my hotel room.

"Here Rose, try the costume on." She did and by some miracle it fit perfectly. When she put on the fake fangs, she looked just like your stereotypical vampire. This was going to be the best way of getting rid of a stalker ever!

A/N: okay I'm skipping ahead to a lot later now, nothing exciting happens so here is a quick synopsis. Rosalie and Alice plot, Emmett and Jasper Are subjected to more torture, Bella shops a lot and Edward follows her around wincing when ever she trips.

Alice POV: 5:00 random store in New York

Yes! Our plan worked exactly as it should have. Crazy Frank was now following me hoping to find Rosalie again. As I was leaving the store I turned down an alleyway pretending I was possessed by something. Crazy Frank followed just as planned. Humans were so predictable!

Rosalie stepped out of the shadows wearing the vampire costume. In the cliché of all vampire movies she slowly walked to me and said in a heavy accent,

"I vant to suck your blood!"

I faked screamed and tried to run away. Rosalie fake caught me and pretended to bite my neck. I squeezed the fake blood all over my neck so that it looked like she actually bit me. Then I fell limp like I was dead and Rosalie looked up at Crazy Frank and he screamed like a little girl and ran away.

Rosalie and I burst into hysterics. We high fived and wiped the wake blood off. Rosalie changed and we went back to being your non- stereotypical vampires.

Bella's POV: 7:00 PM What Not to Wear Studio

I plopped down in the hair stylist's chair and tried to rub the indentations that that my many bags had left in my arms. I had been shopping ALL day. I was so tired! I had bought so much I didn't remember half my purchases. I probably tried on a thousand different clothing items today! The hairstylist, Nick was his name I think, walked into where I was sitting.

"Hello Bella, Long day shopping?"

"You have no idea."

"Well let's talk about your hair. Are you attached to this length?"

"Not really but I'd like to keep it on the long side."

"Okay, what about color?

"I'd like to keep it brown; highlights wouldn't be all bad but nothing to drastic."

"Okay, I will do what I can."

45 minutes later:

"Okay do you want to see your hair now?"

I was a little worried about what he might have done to it but I nodded any ways. He spun the chair around,

"This is the new you Bella."

I gasped, I looked beautiful! My hair was a shorter now, a little longer than shoulder length, and had side swept bangs. It was layered and fell in soft waves that framed my face.

"Wow!" was all I could manage.

"Do you like it?"

"I look, beautiful! I can't believe it, I've never knew I could look this good! Thank you!"

"Just doing my job"

Then he left and Carmindy (yes that is how you spell her name, I checked on the website.) came.

"Hi Bella!"

"Hello"

"Now I have to tell you what a beautiful complexion you have."

I touched my face, I definitely hadn't noticed before.

"Thank you."

"Now Bella do you regularly wear make up?"

"Not really, maybe some mascara or a little eye shadow."

"Well I'm going to give you a 5 minute face that you can do in a snap." She promised. "Now I'm going to start with a spray foundation. It's really light but will last all day and still let your natural complexion shine through."

She sprayed some foundation onto a sponge and swiped it across my face.

"Now this will just even out you skin tone but will still let your skin breath. Now I'm going to brush own some dark brown mascara. You don't want to use black; it's too harsh for your light skin tone." She put one the mascara and then picked up a make-up compact and a big fluffy brush.

"This is some bronzer to put a healthy sun-kissed glow on your face. You don't want to go over board with it or you'll end up looking like an umpa-lumpa. Now I'm going to but a little crème blush on your cheeks. Next some bronze metallic eye shadow. Again, not too much, just a little. Then, a shimmery light pink to highlight your brow and the inside corner of your eye. And finally, some sheer pink lip gloss. Then you're done! You think you can do that?"

"Wow!" I was all I could manage again. I looked almost pretty enough to pass for a vampire. "I think I can do this."

"I'm glad!" she gave me a hug. "Your fiancé is a lucky man, you look beautiful." I spent another 5 minutes staring in the mirror at myself. I did look beautiful. I looked like I belonged at Edward's side. I stayed there just staring at my reflection until someone tapped me on the shoulder and told me that they were going to film the part when I model my new look to Stacy and Clinton. I was told to put on casual clothes. I dug through my numerous bags and found an outfit that might even be Alice approved. Dark wash straight leg wide jeans, a V-neck lavender shirt with a white cami with lace and beading detailing and a dark brown fitted jacket. I walked out to where Stacy and Clinton were standing in front of a full length mirror.

"Come on out Bella!" the shouted together.

"Wow, look at yourself!" Stacy said, pulling me in front of the mirror. "This doesn't say 'boring' this says confident, pretty chick!"

"These clothes work for you. They show off your body great!" Clinton said.

"Now go try something else on a little more formal."

I put on a light brown A-line skirt that had white flowers embroidered on it a light green baby doll shirt and a very cute pair of ballet flats. I walked back out,

"Now that's what we're talking about!" Clinton said.

"You look so beautiful in this. Now this is something that to wear on a date." Stacy said. "You have to admit that this is a much better look than jeans and a t-shirt."

"Yes I feel so much more pretty in this."

And let me say, your hair and make up are amazing, with this outfit on you don't even look like the same person. You're a new and improved Bella."

If only she knew how new and improved I would be after my change, she would say this was nothing, but she was right I am the new and improved Bella.