Just a couple of amusing conversations that were in my head, a real one shot will be coming soon.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or the characters

Convo 1.

Rose: I love you, Ed.

Ed: Sorry, I'm in love with my boss, I mean my job

(Somewhere elsewhere) Roy: My ears are burning, one of the many beautiful ladies must be talking about me.

Convo 2

Riza: Sir, I'm in love with you

Roy: Sorry, Ed looks better in a mini skirt

BANG

Convo 3

Hughes: Look at my daughter! Isn't she adorable?Roy: Nobody cares

Hughes: That's it! You're sleeping on the couch!

Convo 4

Ed: I hate youRoy: The feeling's mutual

Ed: Wanna make out?Roy: Oh hell yes!

Can you tell I'm bored? If anybody has any one shot ideas they would like written, send them to me. It's fun. :D I'll probably have a new one shot soon. Have fun!