Just a couple of amusing conversations that were in my head, a real one shot will be coming soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or the characters
Convo 1.
Rose: I love you, Ed.
Ed: Sorry, I'm in love with my boss, I mean my job
(Somewhere elsewhere) Roy: My ears are burning, one of the many beautiful ladies must be talking about me.
Convo 2
Riza: Sir, I'm in love with you
Roy: Sorry, Ed looks better in a mini skirt
BANG
Convo 3
Hughes: Look at my daughter! Isn't she adorable?Roy: Nobody cares
Hughes: That's it! You're sleeping on the couch!
Convo 4
Ed: I hate youRoy: The feeling's mutual
Ed: Wanna make out?Roy: Oh hell yes!
Can you tell I'm bored? If anybody has any one shot ideas they would like written, send them to me. It's fun. :D I'll probably have a new one shot soon. Have fun!
