-1Willow: Sorry for the long wait people! But we are back!
Kedichi: Yeah!
Widow: Whoopee do da
Willow&Kedichi: Awww! Come on Widow! Be happier!
Widow: -glares at them-
Willow: Uh then again! ;
Kedichi!: To the questions! But first Hidan do the disclaimer!
Hidan: WTF?! Why me?
Kedichi: Because it's your turn!
Hidan: Fuck fine! Widow, Willow, and Kedichi don't own Naruto only the plot! There happy?
Willow&Kedichi: YUP!
Hidan: -.-;
Deidara: I wonder why Widow seems so depressed…..
Sasori: I would rather not find out….
Deidara: Your right un….
Willow: Questions! From Lord Ryuma!
I wanna ask some questions! :D
Okay-dokay.
KISAME-CHAN! heart-star-heart-star I love you. Does it suprise you in my story you have a daughter named Ringo? No worries...there's no mommy. You adopted her...technically everyone did but you're still daddy.
Kisame: Yes two people that love me! And yes that does surprise me…
Zetsu! :D I love you also. ...Both of you. Black and white...no need to be racist! :3 But anyway you're also considered "daddy". BUT NO FREAKIN' WAY! You're not in ANY relationship of ANY kind with Kisame. That'd be one sick threesome though. But anyway...suprised? Horrifyed? Excited?
Zetsu: We are happy to know that you love both of us! :3
Willow: I love both of you…
Zetsu: Really?
Willow: Yeah!
Widow: Awww! Look at the love birds! -makes a gagging motion-
Kedichi: Don't be mean to them!
Widow: -glares-
Kedichi: Uh them again! ; Lets continue before I end up being ripped to shreds!
Hindan! Is it..."legal" in your religion to have any kind of relationship with another guy...say, Deidara? He's a sexy one ;D
Hidan: Great Jashin…I can't have any kind of relationship! Period! -mumbles- but I wouldn't mind having a relationship with Widow…she's pretty cool…
Deidara and Itachi! ZOMG COUPLE OF THE YEAR. I'm not joking...I seriously think you guys are couple of the year...you'd be the prettiest one by far! So is it true? Are you guys PRETTY LITTLE PARTNERS!? :D
Deidara&Itachi: EWWW! I would never be a couple with him!
Kedichi: Yeah! Besides Dei-Dei is mine! :3
Deidara: -blushes-
Tobi...
I
LOVE
YOU
SO MUCH.
End of story. DO YOU LOVE ME!? D
Tobi: YAY! Tobi is loved! And yes Tobi loves you! :D Tobi loves everyone!
Hm...who else...Sasori-no-danna-chan, I think you're pretty too. You remind me of an emo boy that's like...like the blonde emo kid. Total oxy-moron but you gotta love him anyways.
Sasori: That's…nice to know… -.-;
That's all the questions I have though. YOU GUYS ROCK! :D
You're sexy. Thanks for answering my questions.
Sagi-chan, RyumasBride
You should read my Naruto story!
Everyone: BYE!
Willow: We'll try to read it! Next up is!
Kedichi: Nani-Chan!
Everyone: NO!!
Willow: Don't be mean! Anyways questions!
I'm back...
Sorry, I can't resist. Is that a bad thing? XD
Anyway...
Widow: Nope that's perfectly fine there's nothing wrong with it!
Willow: Hey! Widow you seem happier!
Widow: I am…
Willow&Kedichi: O…k…?
Kakuzu and Hidan: You just gotta live with the fact that you are not as
handsome as Tobi teh good boy of happiness and Kisame the sexy shark man of teh sea. Only reason Kakuzu's sexier is because he is the Seme, and you, Hidan, you are the Uke in my eyes. How sad. :'(
Kakuzu&Hidan: What ever we don't care anymore…
Willow: Um... Are ya' a weeping willow, or a happy one? 83
Willow: A Happy one! XD
Widow: No…you a happy, annoying, peppy one!
Willow: TT.TT
Zetsu: Hey! Don't be mean to my new girlfriend!
All: Girlfriend?
Zetsu&Willow: Yup!
Dares:
Kedichi: I dare you to -try- and give Itachi a SWIRLY! Not responsible if you die! :D
Kedichi: Yes! A fun one!
Itachi: What!
Kedichi: -grabs Itachi and drags him into the bathroom flushing sounds can be heard-
Kisame: I dare you to strip. For Tobi. In plain sight. So I can watch. Nao. X3
Kisame&Tobi: What?!
Willow: You boys have to do it…it's a dare -teleports them to your house- they should be there at your house doing it right now…
Sasori: I dare you to give Widow a lap dance. And if you don't know how to do one, I dare Widow to demonstrate on you first, Mr. Puppet.
Sasori: You.are.evil! -gets shoved into Widow's room along with Widow by Kedichi and Willow-
Willow: How long should we give them?
Kedichi: I say about…30 minutes?
Willow: Good idea…
Zetsu: I dare you to... Uh... MAKE OUT WITH THAT WALL! Points to random
brick wall
Zetsu: I can't. I have a girlfriend now!
Willow: Sorry Zetsu…but you have too! TT.TT
Zetsu: Ah man! -starts to kiss wall-
Deidara: I dare you to... SHAVE YOUR HEAD! BWAHAHA -Falls over gasping for air-
Kedichi: NO! Not Dei's hair! TT.TT
Deidara: No not my precious hair un! -gets hair shaved off- NOOOOOOOOOOO!! -faints-
Kedichi: -faints along with him-
I VILL BE BACK!
... Maybe.
Nani-Chan
Willow: O-k bye!…wow I'm the only person left to host! Widow and Sasori are busy in her room and Kedichi is currently out cold… Well anyways next is Bani Bani Go Go! Hi!
Hidan:
I dare you to eat...10 cars XD
Hidan: Is that even physically possible?!
Widow: What ever just do it…
Hidan: Where'd you come from?
Widow: Does it matter?
Hidan: No I guess not -starts to eat cars- gah! These taste horrible!
Kakuzu: can i borrow 100 from you?
Kakuzu: No never!
Sasori:... /...
Sasori…
Deidara: you my...second favorite member...
Willow: Sorry he is currently out cold….
Itachi: your my first favorite but i have nothing to say...
Itachi: -hair dripping wet from toliet water- Thank you…
Kisame: care for sushi?
Kisame: Idk maybe…
Widow: Isn't that cannibalism…
Kisame: Yeah…your point being?
Widow: Ugh never mind!
Konan: i love your flower!
Konan: Thank you! I love it too! :3
i feel like im forgetting somebody...
Pein: You forgot me no one has asked me something yet I think…oh well it's probably better that way!
All: Bye!
Willow: Next week we are having a guest! And it is…..Rock Lee!
All: NOOOOO!!