Hey everyone! I know it's been a long time since I wrote one of these, and this isn't one of my best, but I've been working on an ouran story and just started nanowrimo on top of working a full time job so Sorry! Enjoy!
Mustang walked into his office, as he did every morning, attempting to sneak past Hawkeye, getting caught and sent off with a bunch of paperwork and sulking the rest of the day because he had to work. Nothing at all, up until this point, showed that anything would be any different, he had got caught by Hawkeye and he had his arms loaded with paperwork, when he pushed the door open with his foot and walked over to his desk.
He was lost in his own little world and didn't notice that he wasn't alone until he had already sat down and pulled out a pen to begin the day's work.
"Ahem" came a voice close by Mustang's jumped and looked up to see no other than Edward Elric stretched out on the couch he claimed as his, dressed in only his shorts and a black wife beater.
"What are you doing in here? And for goodness sake where are your pants?" Mustang yelled out, in shock.
"I don't know,lover. Where'd you throw them?" Edward asked with a wink.
"Wha?" Mustang asked, to confused to be anything else.
Just then the door burst open and in came Hughes, Hawkeye and Havoc.
"See Jean, I told you he wanted me" Edward said, superiorly
"Damn, I'm out 50 bucks. I could of swore you were straight, Mustang" Havoc complained as he walked over to Edward and handed him fifty dollars out of his wallet."Wha? I am straight" Mustang yelled, offended.
"Sure you are, buddy" Hughes said, winking at him as he said it."Hawkeye! Tell them I'm straight" Mustang ordered.
Hawkeye just looked between him and Ed.
"How does Ed being half naked in my office before I came here make me gay?" Roy asked, finally starting to get his wits about him."It doesn't" Hawkeye started."You not kicking him out right away or at least having him cover up, does" Hughes finished with a grin as he continued, "You love birds have fun now"
With that, the three walked out with grins on all of their faces. Ed chose then to get up and start walking to the door."Where do you think you're going?" Roy demanded.
"To work" Ed answered as if it had been obvious.
"Not without clothes you aren't" Roy answered.
"You'd rather me stay in here without clothes?" Ed asked with a smirk."No, you're going to get dressed. You might get away with not wearing your uniform, but pants are mandatory."
Ed just grinned at him, blew him a kiss and walked out of his office. Roy ran to the door yelling, "EDWARD, I TOLD YOU PANTS WERE MANDATORY DURING WORKING HOURS!"
When he got to the door however, he saw Ed standing by Hughes, fully dressed and smirking.
"Only during working hours, huh Roy? So he is allowed to be without pants in your presence when it's not working hours?" Hughes asked with a grin as Ed laughed and Roy turned an amusing shade of red.
He knew he had not helped his "I'm not gay" case by yelling about Ed wearing pants during working hours and he knew some how that Ed had engineered all of this to make it look as if he were gay for some reason beyond his comprehension. Ed needed to be punished but the only thing he could get to come out was "EDWARD ELRIC!"