-1 Kedichi: Sorry for the long wait folks!

Widow: We've been busy and kind of lazy….mostly lazy

Willow: yeah so….disclaimer time! :D

Akatsuki: yay….

Willow: Aww! You people are no fun! Well anyways my boyfriend Zetsu will do the disclaimer! :D

Zetsu: Do I have to? It's for Willow so why not? Fine.. Willow, Kedichi, and the very scary Widow do not own Naruto only the plot…

Widow: -cracks knuckles- Who are you calling scary plant boy?

Zetsu: Uh…great…-.- -gets beaten up by Widow-

Willow: -trying to stop Widow-

Kedichi: uh while Widow is beating the stuffing out of Zetsu and Willow is trying to stop her. I better send some one to go get Lee…um how about….

Tobi: Oh! Oh! -raises hand- Tobi want to go!!

Kedichi: O-k Tobi you can go and how about you take Deidara with you?

Tobi: Yay!

Deidara: WHAT UN?!

Tobi: -grabs Deidara and heads for Konoha-

Kedichi: Now all I have to do is wait….-5 hours later- where are they?

Tobi: Tobi back!

Deidara: -drags Lee in-

Lee: Where am I? O.O

Widow: Your at our ask the Akatsuki show..

Lee: o-k -looks at Widow and screams- AHHH! DEMON!

Widow: I'm not a demon…-.- -sighs- well anyways time for questions the first set are from….

Willow: ashley uchiha!

Kedichi: HI!

I ASK ITACHI TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!

Itachi:….

Widow: Sorry doesn't work that way now if you were to dare him to be your bf that would work…

Itachi: -.- I hate you so much…

Lee: Are Willow and Kedichi always this hyper?

Akatsuki: yup…

Lee: And is Widow always this scary?

Akatsuki: yup…

Lee:…O.O

Widow: Lee anounce the next reviewer…

Lee: err…o-k? Next up is…Bani Bani Go Go!?

Willow: WEE! w Welcome back Bani!

Hidan:

In another ask the akatsuki you ate, 100 walmarts 10 cars and a house, how cn you not eat 10 more cars?

Hidan: What ever I completed your dare didn't I?

Widow: Hidan just stop your complaining…

Hidan: -.-

Kakuzu: BANI WANTS 100 NW!BANI WANTS 10 NOW!! BANI WANTS 1 MILLION NOW!-has habit of speaking in third person when sad or hyper and is both right now-

Kakuzu: NEVER!

Widow: -glares at him-

Kakuzu: err…never mind… -.- -hands over money-

Sasori: . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. .

Sasori:…-waits for you to say something and cocks his eyebrow very sexy like-

Willow: oh bani understands!

Willow: Uh thanks? -Doesn't know what you are talking about-

Deidara: bani no like deidara now, deidara is bald /

Deidara: Thanks for reminding me! -is currently wearing a wig that looks like his old hair-

Kedichi: TT.TT poor Dei's hair!

Itachi: --hasn't noticed the fact Itachi's hair is dripping wet with toilet water-

Itachi:…-pats the top of your head- move a long now…-hair dripping wet again from a second swirly Kedichi gave him-

Kisame: :O! ok! - drops 10 pounds of sushi on kisame- now you know why bani needs kakuzus money :D!!

Kisame: YESSSS! -scarfs sushi down- Willow and Kedichi's cooking is horrible the only good cook around here is Widow and she refuses to cook!

Widow: I like torturing them…

Kedichi&Willow: Our cooking isn't that bad!

Konan: did you hear somebody saying i forgot them?? oh well ,-looks at pein- oh, opps bani sorry...

Konan: Nope

Pein: I bet you are..--;

Pein: - don't worry this WILL ONLY HURT FOR A BIT! - shoots pein with laser and bazooka-

Pein: -dodges- HAH! You missed!

Widow: No she didn't! -points to the big hole where his stomach should be-

Pein: huh no wonder I'm hungry all of the sudden…

Rocklee: O-O -is afraid he will eat me in my sleep-

Lee: WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF ME! I wont hurt you!! TTTT

Everyone: AWWW! SHUT UP!

Lee: MEEP! -shuts up-

Kedichi: YAY! More questions!! This ones from Devil-chan!

Tobi: You have a scary name just like Widow!

Widow: -glares at Tobi-

Tobi: AHHH! Tobi sorry!

Willow: Well anyways time for the questions!

Hi!

Everyone: HI!

Itachi:

What did they do to you!:O -deadly voice- kedichi...shall die!

Itachi: They gave me a swirly…it's nothing to get mad about…

Kedichi: I couldn't help it! It was a dare!

Deidara: Hurt Kedichi and I'll blow you up un!

Kedichi: I dare you to jump off tokyo tower then get tortured by satan and jump off a cliff! 40 times!

Kedichi: No I refuse!…Hey Widow, Willow…isn't your dad satan?

Willow&Widow: Yeah…

Kedichi: O-k I'll do the dare! :D -goes to do the dare-

Kedichi: -back after the dare- Widow, Willow your dad says hi and that you should call more often!

Pin cushion(pein): . . .

Pein:…

Sasori: Your my second favorite member!

Sasori: Nice to know…

Hidan: How is it like to eat 10 cars.-holds mircophone at hidan-

Hidan:…My stomach is fucking killing me and I keep picking fucking car parts out of my teeth…

Zetsu: hi!

Zetsu: HI!

Deidara: -whispers to other akatsuki members- Deidara. is. a. girl. a tiny little girl. picking flowers in the forest. XD

Deidara: Readies bombs and goes to blow you up-

Kisame: . . .

Kisame: um hi?

Kakuzu: XP

Kakuzu: -sighs-

Konan:blah

Konan: NAH! -sticks tongue out at you-

am i forgetting anyone? (not including willow and widow or widow and willow or w/e)

Lee: uh you forgot me?

Widow: What ever more questions…this one is from…Fire angel of the wind…hi

Kitsu: your hyper yet lazy! thats impossible
Supphatra: it is possible as im doing it right now.

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Widow: I am doing the same also…-bored voice-

Hidan:
Kitsu:- shoves 10 walmarts into hidans mouth ad froces him to swallow- supphatra, is gonna K.O punch you so best to become fat for safety...
-5mins-
Supphatra:-attempts to KO punch hidan and instead cracks hand- ow...either your freaking fat or strong
Miku: I vote for fat.
Hidan: Uh thanks…-runs to bath room to throw up-

Sasori:
Supphatra: - lites on fire -
Kitsu: simple...
Miku: Does sasori-sans nose get longer as he lies?

Widow: -stops Supphatra-

Sasori:…No…

Willow: He tells the truth!

Pein:
Miku, kitsu and supphatra: PIN CUSION -points at pein-

Pein: -glares- IDIOTS!! -points at them-

Um...weasel uchiken(itachi)
Kitsu: so mr.weasel uchicken how does it feel like to be related to sasgay uchiken? (sas-uke)
Supphatra: -Ko punches itachi through 10 walls- yup hidan is just fat,

Itachi: Sinch when has my name been weasel uchiken? And it's annoying -dodges an on coming attack from Sasgay and throws him into a wall- Huh? -is ko'd-

Widow: Kedichi, what are my demon wolves doing here? -points to two big black wolves with ember red eyes-

Kedichi: Oh they followed me from your dad's house..:D

Willow: Well they're here they might as well stay!

Lee: I haven't been getting many questions…

Deidara: Be happy about that -sounds of Hidan throwing up in the background-

Kedichi: More questions! These are from Kitsune Berry-sama

Willow: Hi!

Mk... Lets get started with the Questions... yay!
Widow: Yeah yay….

Deidara: Umm... pokes fingers together like Hinata what kind of women are you interested in? .waves scythe around like a crazy person

Deidara: Ummm a woman like Kedichi? She is my girl friend…

Kedichi: AWW! Dei that is so sweet! -gives him a quick peck on the cheek-

Deidara: -blushes-

Pein: Have you ever done Konan?

Pein: -states bluntly- no
Konan: Have you lost your virginity and if you have, to who?

Konan: Sadly no not yet…
Itachi: Why did you wipe out your clan? 0.o

Widow: He left he refused to answer your question sorry…
Kisame: Umm... are you a fish or shark? hides

Kisame: -snorts- shark isn't it obvious? And come out of hiding I'm not mad I'm used to those types of questions…
Tobi: Are you single? X3

Tobi: Yup! Tobi single! XD
Zetsu: Have you eaten a gay man before?

Zetsu: Yes and he tasted gay…

Everyone:…O.o

Kk.. done for now. ja

Everyone: Bye

Willow: More questions!

Deidara: Man we have a lot of them today un! Can I announce this one?

Willow: sure!

Deidara: These questions are from shelby9160318

I wanna ask them questions!

Pain: Um why are your eyes all creepy

Pein: If I knew that I'd tell you now go away…
Kisame: I HATE you! (Not a question but I had to say it.)

Kisame: Eh what ever I have like two people who LOVE me
Itachi: I love you... How did you get so cute?

Itachi: -ran away the moment you said you loved him-
Deidara: Why do you blow up your art?

Deidara: It's fun un! :D -blows up a piece of his art-

Kedichi: -watches him and laughs-
Sasori: Did you steal Garra's hair?

Sasori: No and no I am not related to him…
Tobi: YOU ARE AWESOME! (Again not a question but I had to say it.)

Tobi:….

Widow: Sorry he is currently gone getting me a slushy

Everyone: Why?

Widow: I was thirst…-pets one of her demon wolves-
Konan: How does it feel to be the only female in the Akutsuki?

Konan: Well I'm not exactly the only female now Widow, Kedichi, and Willow joined…
Hidan: Are you the grim reaper?

Hidan: -can't answer your question still throwing up from earlier-
Zetsu: Um are you a guy? Or a girl or what?

Zetsu: I'm a guy…obviously

Kakuzu: I don't feel like asking you anything. XP

Kakuzu: All the better for me!

Kedichi: Well that's all for now…

Willow: -checks to make sure Widow isn't around before saying- We are trying to hook Widow and Hidan up!

Kedichi: And we need you the reviewer's help!

Willow: But don't tell them or they'll gut us like pigs! I think they'll make a cute couple!

Widow: What are you two doing?

Kedichi&Willow: NOTHING! -runs off-

Widow: What ever bye everyone R&R please….-walks off-