-1Pein: Hmmmmm I wonder where Kedichi, Willow, and Widow are?
Konah: I don't know, but lets leave before they come back!
All: Agreed! -tries to sneak out-
Willow:-comes up behind Zetsu- Where are you going?
Akatsuki: -screams- AHHHH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?
Willow: SHHH! I was hiding!
Diedara: Why?
Willow: It's Halloween!
Pein: So?
Kedichi: -comes up beside Willow- It's Widow's favorite time of the year!!!!
Akatsuki: -still don't get it-
Willow: -sighs and whacks her hand to her face-
Kedichi: O-k maybe a visual example of how she is on Halloween will get through to you! -a TV appears out of know where, pops a video into the VCR-
TV: -video starts to play and it is filled with images of screaming children and their parents running away from a crazed Widow who is laughing like she was a maniac-
Akatsuki: -after the video was over their faces looked like this- O_O -some were in a fetal position on the floor whimpering from what they just saw-
Kedichi: Now do you guys get what we are talking about?!?
Akatsuki: -all nod their heads yes-
Willow: Uh where is Hidan?….
Deidara: Oh after he saw the video he thought it would be safest to team up with your crazed friend….so he joined her yeah… (OMG! He hasn't said yeah in like for ever!)
Kedichi: O-k his funeral….wait he can't die….Oh disclaimer time! Tobi go!
Tobi: Yay! They do not own Naruto or any thing from Naruto! Only them selves!
Willow/Kedichi: Good boy Tobi! Now time for questions! First one is from! Devil-chan!
Akatsuki: -or what members haven't joined the evil that is Widow scream all girly like and faint-
Willow: Um o-k then -proceeds to questions-
Back!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Willow: Um they all fainted the moment they heard your name… -points to them on the floor-
All: -scary voice- hello everyone...
All: -finally woke up and are whimpering in a corner except for Hidan who is currently with Widow planning something sinister and…Pein-
Pein: I'm not scared of you! -glares-
Tobi: D i am evil aren't I?
Tobi: Yes very! -attempts to hide behind Zetsu, but Zetsu pushes him away-
Hidan: Bani says she wants you to eat 2194120763052748325q720692078 spoons -points to giant pile of spoon-
Hidan: -twitches- Why…are…you…making…me…DO THAT!
Itachi: . . . NOW!!
Bani: BANZAII!! - Jumps on itachi's back from out of nowhere-X3 I dare you to be my boyfriend! for umm...the next 3 chapters!
Itachi: Ugh fine if it will get you to leave me ALONE!
Deidara: ^-^
Deidara: -hides behind Kedichi and hisses at you all cat like-
All:
Bani: insults people insults...
YOUR INSULTING ME!?!
Bani: maybe~ - shifty eyes-
Hidan: -appears behind both of you- Yeah she has been insulting you the whole time! -disappears back to what ever dark, dank corner he and Widow are using to plan their evil plans-
Pin cush--Pein! PEIN!:
Bani: she called you pin cushion..
** of pin cushion..before i call my body guards to take you to the 214 jail place.
Pein: I've been there before and it was nice way better then this HELL HOLE!
Itachi: . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .
Itachi: -sits there reading a book then looks up and says- Did you say something? -shrugs and goes back to reading his little book which soon erupts into flames right in his hand- Holly duck! -throws book-
All: -having hard time not laughing- Holly… -chuckles- duck? -burst out laughing at him-
Itachi: -glares-
Hidan: Bani sends her regards that she left to 214 jail place to check on Sasuke who was arrested for attempted murder of Bani because she wouldn't give info on itachi's whereabouts. but she said 'for makng you vomit your stomach out'
Hidan: Hey Itachi Sasu-gay is in jail!
Itahci: Really?!? -says it almost giddy like phone rings and he answers- uh huh…uh huh…sure fine what ever -hangs up-
Deidara: Who was it?
Itachi: It was Sasuke he wanted me to pay his bail so he can go home so I said I would…
Kisame: But you aren't are you?
Itachi: Yup!
Zetsu: . . .
Zetsu: -has finally found a way of ignoring you by playing solitaire-
Kisame: bani said 'yes.'
Kisame: Oh god take me now!
Lee: Thank you, thank you very much XD
Willow: He's not here anymore….we sent him home after you traumatized him…so instead our guest today is!…..Shino!
Shino:……-cricket chirps in background-
Willow:…..
Shino:……
Willow:…..O-k then time for the next review! Which is from!……fire angel of the wind
All: Welcome! -Kedichi said if they weren't a little more enthusiastic she was going to throw them into a room with Widow for a whole day-
Everyone: hi.
Pein: Supphatra: we called you pin cushion you calls us idiots...hm..-points at pein- FAT **!!
Pein: Jerks! -runs away crying-
Willow: Um o-k who put female hormones in his coffee? -Widow and Hidan are seen in the back ground leaving the room-
Itachi: Supphatra:your name has always been weasel uchiken
Itachi: No it hasn't it says right here on my birth certificate thingy? That my name is ITACHI UCHIHA!
Willow: Hey Itachi did you know that if you took the U off of the beginning of your last name and changed the second H to a N your last name would then be China?
Itachi: That was totally random and pointless…
Hidan:
Kitsu: YOUR WELCOME! :D ( unless its a school day only the triplets the evil and super smart supphatra, the sunshine happy but dumb as dirt kitsu and smart yet happy itsuki, where is itsuki?)
Hidan: Uh for what? -Has a short term memory for things he doesn't find important-
Konan: Kitsu: NICE FLOWER!
Itsuki: -strangles ,kitsu before he does something annoying then drags him away-(FINALLY!!)
Konah: Why thank you! (probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to her)-Watches while he get dragged off and smiles at him sweetly-
Willow: Do you have anything to say Shino?
Shino:………
Willow:……
Shino:……-is scared of the look she is currently giving him-
Willow: OH MY GOD SAY SOMETHING ALREADY! -grabs him by his collar and shakes him…violently-
Shino: -is terrified of her now-
Willow: -gets dragged off of Shino by Zetsu-
Kisame: O-k next review is from…oh god why! It's from Bani Bani Go Go!
Akatsuki: NOOOOOOOOOO! -tries to run away and is stopped by the fact that Widow is in their way they look at Widow then at Bani then back at Widow then back at Bani they take the lesser evil and head back over towards Bani keeping their eyes on Widow to make sure she wouldn't attack them when their backs were turned-
Kedichi: Nice to see that you guys decided to stay! ^_^ Well anyways onward!
Bani: Bored. - sings waves by DJ satomi-
Like a rush on the beach
At the end of the day
When the sand is going to be cold under your way
The season fades
And you think everything's lost in the waves
Like a spark in your eyes
So your love will be mine
When the sky is going to light and shine
You take my hands
And I think that time will give me one more chance
Do you remember
A kiss under the moonlight
When it was summer
It was love at first sight
Can you remember
Cause I feel the same now
Until the winter
Will see blooming this love (2x)
Like a dive in the waves
I am caught in you love
And I'm flying in the clouds above
I feel you near
And I fear no more the winter 'cause you're here
Do you remember
A kiss under the moonlight
When it was summer
It was love at first sight
Can you remember
Cause I feel the same now
Until the winter
Will see blooming this love(3x)
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Itachi: -randomly hugs Itachi- According to the naruto data book 3 , you like
sweets,
Devil-chan: that was shocking at first, O.o
Itachi: Weee -waves a small flag to show how sarcastically happy he is to know that-
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All:
Devil-chan: according to the naruto data book 3 deidara is 19--
Bani: He is? and all this time I thought he was 18..
Deidara: I am?
Kedichi: Aww man! Now your what? 5 years older then me now Dei?
Devil-chan: Kakuzu is 91
Bani: kakuzu is the same age as my grandfather! I mean, HE ISN'T 273!?!O.O'
Kakuzu: YOU THOUGHT I WAS THAT OLD?!? DO I LOOK THAT OLD TO YOU?!? -Is fuming with anger and is frothing at the mouth like a mad dog-
Devil-chan: And itachi loves eating sweets..O.o That scared me at first
Bani : I love sweets too! :D
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Itachi: And that is a surprise how?
Bani: what is your favorite flavor of pocky? do you like cake!?! or
cookies!?!?! or lollypops!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!
Itachi: To many questions at once!!! -runs away-
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Lee: Bani: I hate you! - takes a giant deadly mace and twacks him with it -
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Willow: Didn't I already say this? We sent him BACK!
Pein:
Bani: - shoots him with a lazer , bazooka, machine gun, deadly mace, sword, itachi, a zombie, deidara's wig- DX take that pin Head!
Pein: -gets whacked in the face with Dei's wig and sweat drops before fainting and falling over from blood loose- --;
Itachi: Why did you throw me Bani?!? I thought you liked me! -is on the verge of tears-
Deidara: You can keep the wig! -smiles most of his hair was back-
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Dedara:Bani: -takes a magic wand and turns him into a frog and gives him to keidichi-
Kedichi: uh uh EEEEEEEE! -screams and faints she's terrified of frogs-
Deidara: --; You just had to turn me into a frog didn't you?
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All:
Bani: -plays with magic wand and turns devil-chan into a cow-
Devil-cow: O! - turns bani into and elephant-
Bani: !?! D - turns devil human again then changes her so thats she purple with green polka dot colored-
Devil: D !?!
All: -sit back and watch t you two while eating popcorn-
Widow/Hidan: Guess who! -both are smiling evilly while closing the door to the room where everyone is-
Hidan: -stops closing door after it's open only a crack to say while smirking- Trust me you don't want to see what we are going to do to them. Also R&R other wise most of the people in this room will be leaving it in body bags -closes door rest of the way screams of terror are heard from the room-
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O-k I know it is way after Halloween, but I wanted a Halloween based special chapter for this story o-k?