Potter, James… Evans, Lunatic
Potter, James… Evans, Lunatic?
Chapter 2:
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"Prongs, we're betting that you wouldn't be able to spend a day with Lunatic Evans." Sirius told his best friend.
"I bet that I could! She'll probably be drroling all over me anyway." Remus snorted into the the Magazine that he was reading. "What? You thikn I won't be able to do it?" James asked his so-called friends angrily.
"It's not that, but if you think that she's going to be all over you, then you're wrong. Just two days ago she called you an idiot!" Remus said, laughing.
"Ha, ha, ha. Shut up, Moony." James said moodily, tossing a pillow at his friend.
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"Have you ever seen such a beautiful day?" Alice said dreamily, looking out the window, a breeze ruffling her hair. Lily rolled her eyes and got dressed.
"Alice, you do know that you say that everyday, right?" Lily asked her friend, uncertainly. Alice shrugged.
"I say it because everyday is beautiful in its own way," Alice said, sticking her head out of the window. Lily sighed, knowing that Alice was right.
"Hey Girls! Lets go down to breakfast, now." Elana said, impatiently. They walked down the stairs. (I never gave a character Profile)
Elana had naturally blonde her that went a couple inches past her shoulder with light blue eyes. You could rarely see her without a smile on her face, the happy little punk! She was 5'5, and curvy, but not really curvy, just A bit past average.
Alice had light brown hair that went to the middle of her back, and soft brown eyes that men could drown in. She thought a lot, and was slightly taller than her two friends, she was 5'7, while her friends were 5'5. When she thinks really hard, she would wrinkle her nose in thought. She had average curves.
Lily had dark red hair that went to her waist, and curled at the bottom naturally, with piercing Emerald eyes that boys couldn't seem to look away from. She bit her lip too much, and was an average 5'5. She had really pale skin, that seemed to make her hair shine. She hated make up, and had curves that other girls would kill for. I think it's safe to say that Lily was one of the most hottest girls in Hogwarts.
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"Will you pass me the butter?"
"Why? You know the spell!"
"Don't make me lose my temper, Sirius. Pass me the damn butter!"
"Fine! No need to get grouchy about it!"
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"Where's my wand?"
"How should I know?"
"All I did was ask a question! No need to get snappy about it."
"Will you two shut up? I think it was on your drawer."
"Will you go get it for me, Elana?"
"Do I look like I'm going to run up to the Girl's Dorm, getting sweaty armpits for you?No. You know the spell."
"Jeez. Fine!"
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"Look here she comes, Prongs!" Sirius whispered. "Maybe you can tell us why she's mental."
"Shut up, Sirius." Peter snickered. "You too, Pete." James got up from his seat and started walking towards the two girls.
"Hello, Ladies. May I ask where your friend is?" James asked them, politely. They giggled.
"She's out there getting her wand. I'll go tell her you want her." Alice replied.
"Who wants me?" Lily asked, walking into the Great Hall. Everyone looked at her, as usual. She flipped her hair off of her shoulder.
"Hello. Would you like to sit with my friends and I today?" James asked her. The girls in the Hall glared at her, but they knew deep inside, that they were the perfect match. Hot girl with hot guy. Lily frowned at him ,but followed him to his spot. Sirius grinned at them, dazzling Elana and all the other girls in the Hall momentarily.
"So nice of you to sit with us." Sirius said, charmingly. Lily narrowed her eyes at him.
"Cut the crap, Black. Why the hell are we sitting with you?" She asked, in a bored voice. They frowned and Remus thought it better to tell the truth.
"Well, we were wondering how you three would spend a normal day. So go on, ignore us." Lily looked at her friends and shrugged. Automatically they started bickering.
"I swear to god, you two are the laziest prats in the world!"
"It's not my fault I don't have amnesia!"
"You wouldn't go get my broom for me when I asked you!"
"I was locked in a classroom, idiot!"
"Oh yeah! Well… sweating doesn't appeal to me!"
"Really? Well I'm not so happy about it either!"
"You guys are such whiners!"
"Look who's talking! When you saw Frank talking to Michelle you complained to me the whole day until I ran into a wall!"
"That was different!"
"How so?"
"Shut up, Lily."
"Yeah, shut up Lily."
"Would you like a repeat of yesterday?"
"Yeah, would you?"
"Shut it, Alice! Isn't that Frank laughing with Darnelle?"
"Where?"
"Over there!"
"I'm gonna kick his lazy-"
"Language!"
"You're one to talk, Lily!"
"Hey! No fair! It just… slips out?"
"Right…"
"You're no exception!"
"Where'd Alice go?"
"Where did she go?"
"Oh, there she is! Behind the statue!"
"What's she saying?"
"Did she just charm Darnelle's hair to turn into worms, like Madooie?"
"Like Madussa, and it's snakes, not worms."
"Well, how the hell am I supposed to know?"
"I never said you had to!"
"Yes, but you implied it."
"You sound real stupid, especially with the quotes."
"I'll show you!"
"What're you doing?"
"…"
"Are you giving me the cold shoulder?"
"…"
"There's only one way to solve the cold shoulder."
"…"
"I'm gonna do it, ya know."
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"well, I best be going, take care!"
"That son of a b-"
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"Did Lily just smash a bowl of porridge into her best friend's face, and then take off running?" Peter asked, slowly, still processing the memory.
"Yes, I believe she did." Sirius said, trying to stifle his laugh, with the rest of the Marauders. They heard a scream from outside the hall, and they burst out laughing.
"They argue so much, and over the dumbest things!" Remus said.
"I know! Okay… who took my bacon?"
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"You idiot! You shortened my skirt, like, 5 inches!" Lily screeched. (Their skirts usually go to their knees)
"I didn't mean to! I was trying to get your hair, and then you turned around! It's not going to lengthen until the end of the day." Elana told her friend, who was trying to make her skirt longer. Just then John Parker walked out of the Great Hall.
"Lookin' good, Evans." He said. Lily blushed as he winked at her. After he left, Lily turned to her friend.
"What you done?" She asked her friend, shaking her head sadly. "I already get enough attention, but this is too much!"
"hey Lil- Whoa! What happened to your skirt!?" Alice asked.
"See even somebody like Alice can notice it!" Lily complained.
"of course I can- hey! What's that supposed to mean?!" Alice said, looking hurt.
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Whispers filled the Great Hall, minutes after Lily left.
"Did you hear? Lunatic Evans asked Alice Marging to shorten her skirt, and Elana Coppers laughed at her, Somehow reached the Marauders.
"Do you believe that crap, Mr. Moony?" James asked Remus. Remus looked thoughtful.
"No. I believe that while Lily was running away, Elana tried to shorten her hair, or robes, or legs, but somehow got her skirt, and now Lily can't change it back." Remus replied smartly.
"Good answer we'll have to question them about it later."
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"Hey baby! What's your name?"
"How you doin'?"
"Can I come over tonight?"
"Will you go out with me?"
"Whoo you're hot!"
Comments like these filled Lily's hall as she walked to Charms. Lily glared at Elana.
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The Marauders rushed into the Charms classroom, making it right after Lily and her friends. James' eyes widened as he checked out Lily, along with Sirius and Peter. Even Remus was looking at her. They took a behind her.
"Ow!"
"What now, Elana?"
"These shoes are killing me!"
"Then summon better ones!"
"Are you crazy?! These are my cutest shoes in my closet!"
"You're point is…?"
"You need some fashion sense, Lily!"
"I have some!"
"No, what you have is curves," The boys all looked at each other with a look that said duh. "long red hair, and a short skirt."
"Thanks to you." They heard Lily mumble.
"I already said that I was aiming for your hair, but you turned around!" Remus smiled triumphantly. James nudged his friends and then leaned towards Lily.
"Hello, Evans!" He said, grinning. Lily tensed.
"Ya know, you're getting really annoying, so I hope you won't get ma if I tell to stay the hell away from or I will kick your arse." She said, politley. James looked scandalized. His friends howled with laughter. James had never been asked to 'stay the hell away' from someone, especially by a girl.
"Why?" he asked her, his pride wounded.
"Because, do you think I don't know what they call me? Anyone who gets close to me, goes wacky." She said. Alice leaned over towards him and whispered loudly,
"And that's the truth. I'm living evidence." She glared at Lily.
"You could've stopped hanging out with me, but you didn't. Not my fault."
Alice sat back down in her chair, slumping.
Another chapter gone by! I've gotta get some sleep right now, so I'm sorry that this chapter's kinda short. I've been meaning to ask someone,
"Which book is better? Harry Potter, or Twilight?"
Thanks!
Sincerely, ZanessaandJalysaidwhat