Potter, James… and Evans, Weirdo

Chapter 3: La La La Day!

'La la la la ! La ! La ! La, la, la, la, LAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elana sang.

"SHUT UP!" Lily yelled from her bed. Elana sniffed.

"It just goes ot show how much you know about talent!" She cried at Lily.

"I know enough to know that you don't have any," Lily muttered loud enough for her to hear.

"Will you guys shut up?! I'm trying to see if I can hear Frank in his Dormitory!" Alice complained, holding another charmed earpiece.

"Have you ever thought that you don't trust Frank enough?" Lily asked timidly. Alice waved her away.

"Of course I trust him- IS THAT A GIRL'S VOICE?!!?" Alice screeched. "Whoo… that's just Peter's." she sighed, relieved.

"Yeah, you're so not over protective," murmured Elana.

"Thank you," Alice said ,not catching the sarcasm. Elana and Lily snickered but Alice didn't pay any attention.

"Hi, guys! How are you? I saw you and the Marauders yesterday, and I, like, can't believe he talked to you! That's, like, so cool! So, what did he say? Did he, like, say anything about me? I hope they did! That'd be, like, so awesome!" Brianna babbled on so fast that she didn't even notice the girls leaving.

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"La la la la la!" Sirius Black sang. James walked up to him and slapped him on the back of his head.

"Ow! You ruined my singing! I can't remember what line I was on!" Sirius complained.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Remus said, staring at Sirius. "Sirius, you were only singing one word!" Remus said.

"I know! I forgot what word it was!" Sirius whined. James and Remus stared at him. "What day is it today?" he asked. James opened his mouth to answer when Sirius suddenly lifted his arms up, smacking James accidentally in the progress, and grinned. "I remember! It's La La Day! La la la la la la la la …" Sirius trailed off singing, walking out of the dormitories.

"I'm going to kill him one day," James swore, rubbing under his chin and cheek. Remus chuckled.

"I don't blame you… I don't blame you at all," Remus said, patting James' back before walking out.

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"La la la la la la!" Elana sang. Lily covered her ears. Soon Elana was joined by Sirius Black who was skipping down to the stairs.

"La la la la la la!" he sang. They looked at each other and grinned.

"It's LA LA DAY!" They sang together, sounding and acting oddly like Spongebob. They skipped out together.

"What the hell was that about?" Lily whispered to Alice.

"Huh?" Alice asked, listening to her earpiece.

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"Mr. Black and Miss Coppers! What are you singing about?!" McGonagall demanded angrily.

"It's LA LA-"

"That's ENOUGH! A detention, the both of you! Stay behind after class to talk to me about you're punishments," McGonagall ordered them, her nostrils flaring. The two students nodded.

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"So… what were you saying about La La Day?" Lily asked the two who were sulking after leaving.

"That I'm never celebrating La La Day ever again," Elana and Sirius said in unision. Sirius wouldn't've minded the Detention if it wasn't with McGonagall. There was no way that he could get out of it.

"It's okay… we will lock you out for annoying us, but we'll make you a bed in the Common Room. Tootles!" Lily said cheerfully, skipping into DADA before they could attack her.

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"OH! Look at this! My mom sent me a T.V.!" Lily exclaimed after dinner in the Gryffindor common Room. "We're having a sleepover! A muggle style one!" Lily said to Alice.

"We are?!" James said, just as excited. "I can't wait!" He exclaimed, running to his dorm to get his stuff. Alice and Lily looked at each other and shrugged.

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"This is gonna be so much fun!" James squealed.

"Are you gay?" Lily asked. Remus, Alice, and Peter burst out in laughter.

"No! I'll prove it. You wanna go out?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please with… butterbeer on top?"

"You mean a cherry, and no."

"Why?"

"Because you're the most retarded, stuck up, obnoxious git I've ever met."

"I didn't understand a word you said, so why?"

"No."

"C'mon! I'll be on my best behavior."

"Really?"

"No. Please?"

"No."

"Fine. I will be on my best behavior. Please?"

"Maybe."

"Really?"

"Maybe."

"Which one is it? Yes or no?"

"Maybe."

"Maybe isn't an answer."

"Maybe."

"Wait, do you mean maybe might not be an answer, or are you saying that you might or might not go on a date with me?"

"Who knows."

"Oh! This is just great! A new answer! Right?"

"Who knows."

"I'm getting annoyed. Are you gonna stop soon?"

"Who knows."

"You do."

"Who knows."

"AGHHHH! Can we do something else?"

"Sure."

"Thanks!"

"Sure."

"Oh my god… you're never gonna stop are you. I would like you to stop please."

"Sure."

"Let me do it!"

"It's not gonna work, if it didn't work for me, why would it work for you?"

"Lily, will you stop?"

"Okay. What do we do now?"

"Why'd you stop?"

"Stop what?"

"Stop talking!"

"But I'm still talking!"

"You know what I mean!"

"Mean what?"

"Don't you 'mean what' me!"

"Potter, what are you talking about?"

"Since when are we on last name terms?"

"Since now!"

"Fine, Evans. Ooh! I like it! It has the ring to it, doesn't it?'

"Yeah. I like it too, Potter."

"Evans, Evans, Evans, Evans!"

"Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter!"

"Evans!"

"Potter!"

"Evans!"

"Potter!"

"Marging!"

"Huh?"

"What? I want my name in there, too."

"Lupin!"

"Potter!"

"Evans!"

"P-P-Pettigr-grew!"

"Marging!"

"Black!"

"Was that Sirius, I mean Black."

"And Coppers!"

"Hey, Coppers!"

"Hey, Lupin!"

"Hey, Potter!"

"Hey, Evans!"

"Hey, Pettigrew!"

"H-h-hey, M-mar-g-ging!"

"Hey, Black!"

"Why are we doing this, Evans!?"

"I don't know, Potter!"

"It's awfully refreshing!"

"Why are we talking like this, Coppers!?"

"I don't know, but could someone let me in?!"

"Sure, Black!"

"We should stop!"

"I agree!"

"Yeah!"

"Lets stop!"

"Right… now!"

"Took you long enough."