(Trumpkin is carried by soldiers)

Susan: Hi, Peter Dinklage, and Mana Davis, and Winham Hammond. Why is Peter tied up?

Soldiers(wispering):Follow the script and shoot arrows at us.

Susan: What? I can't hear you, you are wispering.

(Soldiers throw Trumpkin in water and swim off)(Peter gets Trumpkin, and Lucy cuts the bonds)

Trumpkin: Drop him! Is that the best you can come up with?

Susan: Who said that?

Trumpkin:(wispering)Follow the script, please.

Susan:I use the Force to deflect the evil powers of following the script.

Peter:(wispering) Ignore her.(loudly) Maybe we should have let them.

Lucy: Why were they trying to kill you anyway?

Trumpkin: They are Telmarines. That's what they do.

Edmund: Telmarines? In Narnia?

Trumpkin: Where have you been for the last 2 hundred years?

Lucy:It's a bit of a long story.

Peter: (wispering) hand my sword back to me Susan.

Susan: I don't have it, I left it threw it in the water and told you to catch didn't you hear me?

Peter: What?

Susan: Just kidding. I deflect once again the evils of following the script.(she starts laughing)

Edmund: (wispering) Lucy, give Peter his sword.

(Lucy grabs it from behind Susan's back and hands it to Peter)

Trumpkin:Oh, you've got to be kidding me. You're it? You're the Kings and Queens of old?

Peter: High King Peter...the Magnicent.

(Susan is still laughing)

Lucy: You could have left the last part off.

Trumpkin:Probably.

Peter: You might be surprised.

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