Revolution Championship Wrestling presents XNN Livewire (March Week 1)

'Welcome to Livewire on the Xtreme National Network! I'm Joseph Styles, along with my tag team partners Christopher X and Samuel Shadow!' Joey Styles introduced.

'Joe, you need to work on your gimmick a little more! Folks, we have an action-packed card in the next 2 hours! We will all see the newly crowned RCW Global Tag Team champions The Bikebrakers defend those belts against The Crazy Cats in a Barbed-Wire Tables match. Also, Bubba Ray Dudley sets the record straight and tells us all why he turned on Brother Devon Dudley last night!' Sam Shadow announced.

'Dude, I'd love to hear that myself! Jushin Liger faces off with Mutt Soldier Z tonight in a Hardcore match and Matthew Hyson, the former Spike Dudley, battles 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels in 'The Wolf's' debut match. And we are also forced to attend the new Revolution Champion's self-glorification ceremony on top of his screwjob win over Batista last night!' Chris X added.

Killswitch Engage's 'This Fire Burns' hit on the music system and Matthew Hyson, sporting a skinhead, walked out in a leather jacket and jeans with spiked shoulder-pads. Hyson took the microphone from Jumpy, the ring announcer.

'It's time for me to show you the gimmick, that I competed under for many years, will be surpassed by my new gear and my new attitude!' Hyson declared. Then the arena went red and the howls of a wolf in the night were heard. 'The Wolf' was in the house.

Matthew Hyson vs. 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels.

'The Wolf' battered Hyson in the opening minutes of the contest with viscous knees to the left temple. Spike fought back by nailing three Acid Drops (Dudley Dogs) out of nowhere. But 'The Wolf' easily escaped the pinfall. When Michaels returned to his feet, he blasted Hyson with a lariat. 'The Wolf' quickly finished Hyson with the Rabid Annihilation DDT for a three-count.

'The Wolf looked impressive in his debut. What was that? 2 minutes? What a squash job! No wonder Ryan Walters picked this guy to be his backup!' Shadow said.

'Poor Matt Hyson: losing your first match while trying to suppress your previous gimmick's legacy is not going to do you a lot of good in the long run. Poor dude.' Chris X added.

The cameras went backstage for Livewire's Hotline segment and found Bubba Ray Dudley.

'Do we have to interview this idiot?' Joey sighed.

'How are you, Bubba? I thought it was a mighty fine plan to ditch Devon and forge your own legacy!' Shadow complimented.

'Thanks, Sam. You're my favourite announcer, you know that? And Joey Styles, you better have more respect for a future Heavyweight champion! And Chris X… you just shut up. I don't want to hear anymore of your Texas dude accent.' Bubba demanded.

'Bubba, I guess the only question on the fans' minds are… why did you turn on Devon?' Sam asked.

'It's simple: I am sick to death of being stuck in the tag team division. I deserve a chance to break away from the legacy of the Dudleys & Team 3-D. And by the way, I cease using the name 'Dudley'. From now on, I'm Big Bubba Ray. If Devon don't like it, I'll see him in three weeks at Cyber Sunday… in a Devil's Playground match! The rules are as follows: you must put your opponent through TEN flaming tables to win. Normal tables don't count. I'm not saying anymore, so you can get the hell out of here!' Bubba replied.

Captain Paul Birchill vs. Fade.

Once the commercial break ended, the cameras found Birchill pounding Fade in an impromptu match. After ten minutes of flying fists, Birchill executed the Uranage. He went up top. Suddenly, Mane, Nate, Grizzly & Slim, Fade's associates in the Xtreme Lions' Exchange, attacked the pirate. XLX cornered Birchill in the ring and pasted him. Slim, formerly Shelton Benjamin, hit the Exchange Exploder T-bone on Birchill, followed by Mane's Jungle Drill, Nate's Wild Dynamite (Moonsault Rock Bottom) and Grizzly's Jungle Driver. Fade finished it off with both the Fade To Black and the Fading Existence to win the match. XLX continued to beat down Birchill until Butch Bingbong and some new faces, his brothers, ran in. Butch hit the Jaguar Driver on Grizzly, Sign Dude Bingbong blasted Mane with the Sign Buster (Sit-out Spinebuster), Big Papa Bingbong choked out Slim with the Big Papa Nelson (Tazzmission Camel Clutch), Rat Bingbong executed a Scoop Side Piledriver on Nate and Ozzy Bingbong nailed Fade with the Recordbreaker (Backbreaker on the shoulder). Birchill, fearful of an attack by the Bingbongs, bailed immediately. The Bingbongs stood tall over the Xtreme Lions' Exchange.

'Call 911' played in the arena, signalling the arrival of the reigning Revolution Heavyweight champion '911' Ryan Walters. The champ wasn't alone; he had The Wolf and The Emblem by his side. Walters grabbed the microphone.

'Everyone doubted me at Global Revolution. They said that I would never become champion on my first night in wrestling. I proved you all wrong. Sure, I'm man enough to admit that I had a little help in doing it, but the fact of the matter is, I still did it!' Walters said. Before the champion could say anymore, Batista ran in, only to get a pounding by The Emblem. Someone in the back couldn't take it anymore, so he did something about it.

'HERE COMES THE PAIN!' Joey Styles bellowed as Brock Lesnar ran out to a thunderous ovation with 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson. The IWGP World champion ran right through The Emblem and executed the Final Verdict, the F-5, to The Wolf. 'The Shuffle' hit a pair of Wildcards on TJ Dallas & Chris Katalyst, followed by the Blackjack Buster (Dominator) on Seth Ozkan. Batista capped it all off with 2 consecutive Batista Bombs on Eric Azzurith & Ryan Walters. Batista then held the belt he should've won high as Walters, Michaels & The Emblem bailed. 'This Is Extreme' played and RCW General Manager Paul Heyman walked out.

'It seems to me that Batista is a little upset that he got screwed out of the Revolution title last night. Here's the deal: at Cyber Sunday in 3 weeks, it will be Ryan Walters defending the Revolution Heavyweight title against Batista in a special cage match that I'm keeping secret until the week before the Pay-per-view. Also, The Bingbongs were impressive, were they not? So, at Cyber Sunday, it will be a 5-on-5-on-5-on-5-elimination match featuring The Bingbong Family vs. The Emblem vs. The Dog House and a partner of the Dog House's choice vs. XLX. As far as I'm concerned, that's all I've got to say about that!' Heyman announced. Walters and his troops stood in shock.

Once the commercial break ended, Jumpy took centre-stage.

'Ladies & Gentlemen, this next contest is the Barbed Wire tables match and it is for the RCW Global Tag Team championship. Introducing first, from Madison, Wisconsin and Manhattan, New York respectively, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, the reigning and defending Global Tag Team champions, Ralph & Kevin: The Bikebrakers!' Jumpy announced. The Bikebrakers came out on Harley Davidson motorcycles showing off their newly won belts.

'And their opponents: first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds, Red Tiger! His partner: from London, Ontario, weighing in at 249 pounds, Marc Sylvester! Together, they are THE CRAZY CATS!' Jumpy added. Upon their entrance, the Cats didn't waste any time in attacking the champions.

RCW Global Tag Team Title Barbed Wire Tables match: Champions The Bikebrakers vs. The Crazy Cats.

Blood flowed for the better part of this 15-minute battle. In the closing moments, it looked like Red Tiger was going to put away Kevin Smith with the Red Galaxy Spiral Press (Springboard Moonsault into a 450 splash) through a table following the Code Red Cutter (RKO from the Top Rope), but Ralph Summers caught his masked adversary and The Bikebrakers hit Red Tiger with the Murder Drop (F-U onto partner's knee). Marc Sylvester crawled back in, only to receive the Kevolution, the Summers Projekt and a Double Powerbomb through a Barbed Wire table. Red Tiger was then subject to the same treatment soon afterwards.

'That was brutal!' Sam Shadow gulped.

'Yeah! After that effort, The Crazy Cats deserve another chance at the gold in 3 weeks at Cyber Sunday!' Joey suggested.

'Those crazy dudes will be lucky if they can make it to PPV at Cyber Sunday after that bloodbath!' Chris X explained.

Hardcore match: Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Mutt Soldier Z.

Right out of the box, Soldier and Liger were submersed in an aerial dogfight. They fought with everything out of their arsenals all the way to the parking lot. In the end, Mutt Soldier Z caught Liger with the Mutter on top of an 18-wheeler truck and sent him flying onto the top of a dumpster. Mutt Soldier Z then pinned him with a frontflip-to-moonsault splash from the 18-wheeler.

Back in the arena, a fight broke out. It was Batista, Brock Lesnar & Devon Dudley against Ryan Walters, Matt Michaels & Big Bubba Ray. It went all around the arena and ended when Lesnar hit the Final Verdict on Bubba in the highest balcony. Paul Heyman marched out again.

'Enough! You will all stop now! This Thursday on RCW Repentance, it will be Ryan Walters, Matt Michaels and Big Bubba Ray teaming up to face Batista, Brock Lesnar & Devon Dudley in a 6-man elimination tag team match! Walters, choke on that!' Heyman taunted.

'A message has been sent to the champion, plain and simple! Dudes, if it's all the same to you, I'll see you on Thursday, when me and my buddy Tazz team up on Thursday Night Repentance! See you, dudes!' Chris X announced.