Revolution Championship Wrestling presents Repentance (March Week 1).

'Welcome to Thursday Night Repentance on XNN, dudes! I'm Chris X along with my Thursday Night Tag Team partner Tazz and this night is sure to be a Rocket Buster to quote my buddy!' Chris X introduced.

'Thanks, Chris! We have another power-packed card tonight, including tonight's elimination main event: the champion Ryan Walters teams with Matt Michaels and Big Bubba Ray to face Batista, Brock Lesnar & Devon Dudley, ahead of RCW Cyber Sunday later this month! Also, my favourite match on the card tonight, Mutt Soldier Z challenges Black Tiger in a first round match of the tournament to crown the first-ever Junior Heavyweight champion. In another first round match, 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson squares off with Star Dog. Those two matches should be rocket busters!' Tazz added.

'But first, let's start off with Slim of the Xtreme Lions' Exchange facing Rat Bingbong of the Bingbong Family, Bloodhound of the Dog House and TJ Dallas of The Emblem in a Fatal-Four-Way match.' Chris concluded.

Fatal 4-way Sudden Death Rules match: Slim vs. Rat Bingbong vs. Bloodhound vs. TJ Dallas.

A fun 30-minute match ended when Grizzly of XLX ran in and screwed up Rat's Scoop Side Piledriver, allowing Slim to pull Rat over and execute the Exchange Exploder Suplex. Bloodhound and TJ quickly broke it up, but they were way too late after the bell rang. A brawl between all four factions began. The Dog House became the undisputed winners of the brawl when John Cena sprinted to the ring and hit the F-U on the massive Grizzly.

'Looks as if 'The Bad, Bad Man' is going to be the partner of choice for the Dog House, dude! Even though the fans aren't too happy about it as you can hear, the Dog House appreciated Cena's help.' Chris X explained.

'No doubt.' Tazz added.

A promo aired on the giant screen.

'If you ain't cool, you ain't gonna' be around long. At Cyber Sunday, the Sensei of Cool Carlito will personally erase the uncool from RCW.'

Once the promo ended, the camera was back on Tazz & Chris.

'Whoa! Carlito Caribbean Cool is coming to RCW!' Chris X said.

'You better be cool when he arrives or he will spit apple all over you.' Tazz replied.

'Ladies & Gentlemen, the next contest, ordered by Paul Heyman, is a first round match in the tournament to crown the first-ever RCW Junior Heavyweight champion. Making his way to the ring, from Long Island, weighing in at 215 pounds, 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson!' Jumpy announced. Wilson made his way down, throwing blackjack cards into the crowd on his way down.

'His opponent, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 221 pounds, accompanied by his Starlette, Stacy Keibler, he is the STAR DOG!' Jumpy added. The Canadian came down with the long-legged hottie.

1st Round match: 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson vs. Star Dog w/Stacy Keibler.

The two friends shook hands before the bell rang. They went non-stop for the next 20 minutes, hitting eye-popping moves such as the Shooting Star Press and 450 splash. In the end, Wilson countered Star Dog's Seven-Star attempt and followed up a Blackjack Buster with the Grand Gamble submission (Inverted Sit-Down Cobra Clutch) for the win. The opponents retained their friendship as Wilson advanced in the brackets. They shook hands. Dog left with his Starlette afterwards.

'That proves that you can be best friends and have one of the most competitive matches on the card. Class-A match!' Tazz exclaimed.

'It ain't the first time, Tazz. And, dude, I hope it ain't the last!' Chris X agreed.

Cameras shot backstage, where Matthew Hyson was.

'So maybe my first attempt to jettison the Spike Dudley gimmick was unsuccessful. But I will eventually banish Spike Dudley to the Netherworld of Broken Gimmicks when I become RCW Junior Heavyweight champion at Cyber Sunday. This tournament is just a formality and another way to screw guys by Paul Heyman. Bubba Ray and I have been chomping at the bit to let go of the Dudley name and forge our own paths within this business. Next Monday night, AJ Styles will be the first one to taste the wrath of 'Acid' Matt Hyson. It will be the Acid Drop that will deliver the belt to me and no-one, not Styles, not Wilson, not even Mutt Soldier Z, will be able to stop me!' Hyson declared.

'Strong words from Hyson!' Tazz pointed out.

'No doubt that Matt Hyson has finally become dangerous!' Chris X said.

1st Round match: Mutt Soldier Z vs. Black Tiger.

Former ROH & New Japan mainstay Black Tiger went at it with Mutt Soldier Z in a submission-based battle for 25 minutes, pulling off stretches like the Indian Deathlock, Sharpshooter, Inverted Figure-Four and Trailer Hitch. In the closing moments, Black Tiger went for the Tiger Driver, but Soldier powered out and hit the Mutter. Suddenly, Jushin Liger ran out, only to get another Mutter. Tiger Mask dragged Jushin Liger to the backstage area. Black Tiger waited for Soldier to turn back around before Tiger wrapped it up with the Tiger Driver for the 1-2-3. Soldier was livid; so livid that he assaulted the referee with the Mutter.

'How many more times is it going to be, dude, until Liger gets it through his thick head that Soldier is not to be messed with?' Chris X mockingly asked.

'With or without the interference, it was still a great match. Big ups!' Tazz replied.

Backstage, the cameras showed that 'The Wolf' and Big Bubba Ray were attacking Batista with a lead pipe. Devon ran over and came to the aid of his partner. 'The 911' and Brock Lesnar joined the fight. Eventually, security dragged 'The 911', 'The Wolf' & Big Bubba away from the scene of the crime and out of the building. Paul Heyman walked over.

'Is he OK?' Paul asked.

'I'll be fine, Paul. But when I get my hands on Walters' neck, I'm going to snap it in half. And that's a promise.' Batista replied.

'My main event for tonight is screwed up. The only match I can replace it with is a battle royal for the United Kingdom strap I had made on Monday night.' Heyman suggested.

'That'll be great! I think it's time Brock & Devon got themselves some gold!' Batista agreed.

Battle Royal for the RCW UK Heavyweight championship.

The battle royal went on until the rest of the broadcast. At the end, Lesnar & the massive 550-pound Mechaclaw, along with Matt Hyson, remained. Hyson tried the Acid Drop on Mechaclaw, but was dumped over the top rope. Lesnar then hit a belly-to-belly suplex followed by a titanic Final Verdict. Before Lesnar could force Claw out, Ryan Walters returned through the crowd and nailed Lesnar with a tyre iron. As 'The 911' left, Mechaclaw hit the Bulldozer Bomb (Jack-knife Powerbomb) on Lesnar and dumped him out. Mechaclaw laid claim to the UK title belt. His associates Mapleleaf Phantom and Wildstaff Nightmare came down to celebrate with the giant. In a rage, Lesnar hit anything with a heartbeat with the Final Verdict. Then he went after the escaping Ryan Walters.

'It happened again! A repeat of Global Revolution's screwjob and Mechaclaw is the first-ever UK champion! I don't believe it, dude!' Chris X sighed with disgust.

'That's it for this episode of Repentance! To all my Brooklyn buddies, all the fans watching: see you next Thursday!' Tazz concluded.