RCW Thursday Night Repentance (March Week 3).

'Welcome ladies & gentlemen to RCW Thursday Night Repentance! I'm Chris X along with Tazz!' Chris X introduced.

'Thank you very much, my man! We have a rocket buster of a card tonight, including 'Acid' Matt Hyson facing 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson in the final 2nd Round match of the Junior Heavyweight title tournament. Also, Paul Birchill gets his wish as he faces 'The Big F'N Deal' Rhino and his partner Star Dog faces 'The New F'N Show' Jerry Lynn!' Tazz added.

'And lastly, tonight's main event will see Brock Lesnar, accompanied by Batista, against Matt Michaels, who will have Ryan Walters in his corner, in an I Win It, You Reveal It match. If Lesnar loses, Paul Heyman has to march out here and tell the Revolution champion in what kind of match he'll be defending his title in 3 days at Cyber Sunday!' Chris X concluded.

Rhino w/Cyrus vs. Captain Paul Birchill.

Rhino didn't waste any time in assaulting Birchill, who was sporting a bandage from Rhino's piledriver through the table on Monday Night. Any time during the match that seemed like Birchill would gain the advantage, Cyrus interfered. At the end of the match, Birchill had had enough of Cyrus' antics and subjected him to Walking The Plank. Rhino used this opportunity to Gore the pirate and plant him with the Rhino Driver for the win. He then carted Cyrus to the back.

'I think I can honestly say that Cyrus will be feeling the effects of that one in the morning!' Chris X chuckled.

'No doubt!' Tazz replied.

Semi-final match: 'Acid' Matt Hyson vs. 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson.

The coward Hyson had to bring Jake Taproot with him to contend with 'The Shuffle'. Luckily, AJ Styles was in the corner of Wilson and Hyson had nowhere to run from Wilson. 'The Shuffle' dominated the match with a set of suplexes, DDTs and piledrivers. Taproot came in, but was floored by a charging Styles. 'The Shuffle' hit the Blackjack Buster and went up top. He missed the Wildcard and paid for it by being flattened by Hyson's Acid Drop. Taproot DDT'd Styles at ringside. Hyson and Taproot then hit the Freefall on Wilson, ensuring Hyson's place at Cyber Sunday was against Firefly for the new RCW Junior Heavyweight title belt.

'What a total screwjob by Taproot! I hope Firefly gives them both a lesson in technical wrestling this Sunday!' Chris cursed.

'The New F'N Show' Jerry Lynn w/Cyrus vs. Star Dog.

Jerry was unrelenting in his beatdown of Star Dog with a steel chair. Dog was busted wide open. Lynn ended the match quickly with a pair of Cradle Piledrivers, aptly renamed 'The Stroke'. Rhino came out and attempted to piledrive Dog through a table at ringside, but Birchill rushed out and put Rhino through the table with Walking The Plank. Dog got back in the ring and hit the Sevenstar on Lynn.

'It's not going to be pretty this Sunday when Cyrus' guys take on the RCW faithful!' Tazz suggested.

Backstage, the cameras saw XLX brawling with The Dog House. Grizzly and John Cena threw lefts and rights while Bloodhound & Nate bashed into an 18-wheeler truck. The Emblem soon joined in, followed by The Bingbong Family. It degenerated into a blood feud, which ended when Butch shoved a lead pipe down Fade's throat.

I win it, you reveal it match: 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar.

Lesnar & Michaels went at it tooth and nail for thirty minutes, hitting jaw-dropping moves like a gargantuan Belly-to-Belly superplex by Lesnar, a Diving Tornado DDT on the outside by Michaels and a Tidal Wave Bulldog (springboard bulldog) from Michaels. In the end, Walters tripped Lesnar as he went for the Final Verdict, allowing Michaels to cross over and execute the Rabid Annihilation DDT for the win. Paul Heyman immediately came out.

'You won, Walters. But either way, you're not going to escape your title defence this Sunday night. Here's my concept: the Thunderdome. Think the Elimination Chamber, only without the roof and the inside chambers filled with weapons. Happy now? You won't be…' Heyman warned Walters.

Chris X wished everyone good night as the fans AND Walters were going crazy, in 2 different ways!