Revolution Championship Wrestling presents Cyber Sunday.
'Welcome to Cyber Sunday, live on PPV! I'm Sam Shadow, along with Chris X & Joey Styles! We're going straight to the first match and not listening to those 2 yahoos!' Shadow introduced.
RCW vs. The Network: Star Dog & Paul Birchill vs. Jerry Lynn & Rhino w/Cyrus.
Dog & Birchill didn't waste any time in engaging Lynn & Rhino. Lynn ended up in the ring with Dog and was the unfortunate recipient of a brainbuster. Birchill was Gored through a table on the outside by 'The Big F'N Deal' Rhino. Dog tried a Car-Seat Suplex from Lynn's sitting position, but Rhino cut him off at the pass. Dog fought back and drilled Rhino with a powerbomb. Lynn revived himself and nailed the Cradle Piledriver, renamed The Stroke, on Dog. Birchill crawled back in to stop the pin. Cyrus tried to distract referee Charlie Packets as his charges double-teamed Dog, but Paul Heyman got him off the apron and smashed him in the face with his trademark cellphone. Birchill DDT'd Lynn and applied the Octopus on Rhino. Dog hit the Car-Seat Suplex on Jerry Lynn while Birchill released Rhino and made him Walk The Plank. The Bikebrakers interfered, but the RCW forces fought them back. Rhino used the opportunity and hit the Rhino Driver on Star Dog. Jerry turned Birchill around and pinned him with The Stroke. The Network had their victory.
The winners are Rhino & Jerry Lynn.
Grudge match: Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Mutt Soldier Z.
The two rivals beat the hell out of each other for 13 minutes until Liger wrapped up his rival with the Thunder Bomb followed by the ultimate insult, the Mutter, for the win. Gedo & Jado walked down and hauled their exhausted boss out of the 6-sided ring.
The winner is Jushin Thunder Liger.
RCW Junior Heavyweight title match: 'Acid' Matt Hyson w/Jake Taproot vs. Firefly.
Throughout this match, Hyson relied on his partner to take some dirty shortcuts. Firefly fought them both off and eventually hit the Fire Thunder on Hyson, but Taproot was there to prevent the pin. Taproot also got nailed by the Fire Thunder, allowing Hyson to sneak in a bottle of lighter fluid and a table. A flaming table was now raging in the ring. Taproot & Hyson set up the Freefall from the top rope, but Firefly low-blowed them both and shouldered them in a great display of strength. Firefly then delivered a crushing Double Fire Thunder from the top rope through the burning table. Firefly covered Hyson and 3 seconds later, he was holding the Junior Heavyweight title belt high above the ring.
The winner AND first ever Junior Heavyweight champion, Firefly.
Triple Threat match for the Global Tag Team championship: Champions The Bikebrakers w/Cyrus vs. The Crazy Cats vs. The Ortons.
The champions looked impressive, but their reign as champions was not meant to last much longer. The end signs began when Paul Birchill & Star Dog came out and kidnapped Cyrus. Mark Trevor Orton was subjected to the Feline Insanity by the Cats, eliminating the Ortons. Ralph Summers hit the Summers Projekt on Red Tiger and Kevin Smith hit the Kevolution on Marc Sylvester, but the challengers kicked out. In the end, Sylvester reversed a Summers Projekt with a Release Dragon Suplex followed by Red Tiger's Code Red Cutter on Smith from the top rope. Marc Sylvester then wrapped it all up with a Frog Splash for the win.
The winners AND new Global Tag Team Champions, The Crazy Cats.
Brock Lesnar vs. 'The Wolf' Matt Michaels.
The IWGP World Champion tried to run through Michaels with a destruction job of a match, but 'The Wolf' kept Lesnar well grounded. It went back and forth for ten minutes until Lesnar hit the Final Verdict. Lesnar pulled Michaels to his feet and hit 2 more Final Verdicts, paying 'The Wolf' back for the loss at Repentance the previous Thursday.
The winner is Brock Lesnar.
The cameras went to the back, where Big Bubba Ray was again assaulting Brother Devon Dudley. As Bubba left, Batista bolted over and called for paramedics. Heyman came over and assured Batista that he had a replacement in reserve, but Devon was adamant that he wrestle his former tag partner.
Devil's Playground of Burning Tables: Big Bubba Ray vs. Brother Devon Dudley.
Devon staggered out to the ring bleeding, making him easy prey for 9 powerbombs through the burning tables. Devon was helpless. Bubba lit another table and this time, chokeslammed Devon through it, giving himself the win.
The winner is Big Bubba Ray.
After Carlito's promo, cameras watched on as a bunch of paramedics, flanked by Brock Lesnar & Batista, carted the bloody Devon out of the arena. The fans cheered wildly.
'The Carribean Sensei of Cool' Carlito vs. Mapleleaf Phantom.
The fans roared as the sound of 'I spit in the face of the people who don't want to be cool' boomed out. Carlito had arrived. He immediately spit apple into Phantom's face and quickly pinned him with the Carribean Backcracker, much to the glee of the fans in attendance.
The winner is Carlito.
'Now we go from a squash match to a 5-on-5-on-5-on-5 match! It's the Dog House versus the Emblem versus the Xtreme Lions' Exchange versus the Bingbong Family!' Joey Styles announced.
5-on-5-on-5-on-5 match: The Dog House & John Cena vs. The Emblem vs. XLX vs. The Bingbongs.
After a slew of high spots, eliminations & bloody brawls, it was down to Bloodhound against Big Papa Bingbong. Hound countered some half-nelson suplex attempts with conventional chain wrestling. Eventually, Big Papa synched in the half nelson and didn't miss the Half Nelson Suplex. Big Papa didn't relinquish his grip on Bloodhound's head and arms, rolling over into the Big Papa Nelson. Bloodhound passed out rather than tapped out, giving the Bingbongs the win.
The survivor is Big Papa Bingbong.
The fans cheered as the monstrous Thunder Dome cage was lowered onto the ring. It was time for the featured attraction.
Thunder Dome match for the Revolution Heavyweight championship: Champion Ryan Walters vs. Batista.
Bloodied. Sweating buckets. For 45 minutes, these premier tough guys beat the living daylights out of each other. Batista kicked out of the 911 Tornado Bomb, as did Ryan Walters with the Batista Bomb. Batista went for a hurricanrana, but Walters hit a Batista Bomb reversal for 2. Batista hit his own for another 2-count. Suddenly, Cyrus' Network forces ra in and pounded the hell out of Batista. Cyrus then extended an invitation for Walters to join the Network, but Walters replied with 2 answers: one of the middle-fingered variety and another of the neckbreaker variety. Batista fought off Jerry Lynn while Walters blasted Rhino with a steel chair he had retrieved from one of the weapons chambers. Batista saw his opening and hit Walters with the Batista Buster, followed by the Batista Bomb. But 'The Animal' wasn't done. He scaled one of the weapon chambers and did Eddie Guerrero's taunt before hitting a jaw-dropping Latino Frog Splash for the 1-2-3. After fighting off another onslaught from The Network, Batista shook hands with his bloodied opponent. The mutual respect was there.
The winner AND new Revolution Heavyweight champion, Dave Batista.
Chris X wished the viewers good night as the PPV feed faded out.
Champions:
Revolution - Batista.
Global Tag Team - Crazy Cats Marc Sylvester & Red Tiger.
Junior Heavyweight - Firefly.