RCW Thursday Night Repentance (March Week 4): RCW vs. FSW Edition.
Paul Heyman was seething for some reason as he bolted to the ring gripping a microphone. He violently tossed his hat to the mat.
'Let's not waste any time here, because I have a score to settle here. Roll the footage, boys.' Heyman ordered. A video of the FSW PPV Bloodbath played. 'Acid' Matt Hyson graced the screen.
'Revolution Championship Wrestling. More like beep! Champion beep! Waste-Of-Time!' Hyson ranted in the video. Heyman was livid. As soon as the video ended, Heyman held up the mike.
'Is that what you think of us, Matt, or Spike, or whatever the hell you call yourself? Well, get your 155-pound $# down to this ring and we'll see how tough your words are!' Heyman yelled. The sound of Killswitch Engage was heard as 'Acid' Matt Hyson and Jake Taproot walked to the ring. Once in the ring, Hyson felt a tad nervous. He was wearing the mohawk he sports in FSW.
'You know, Paul... I meant every word I said! You've done nothing but hold me back since I debuted in this toilet of a company. No title shots have been handed to me. Over in FSW, though, they gave me an undefeated streak! I'm actually on the highway to success in FSW. Here, I'm being jobbed out to the likes of Mutt Soldier Z, Firefly & god knows who the hell else! And you didn't even give me the privelege of being a hand-picked combatant in tonight's FSW Light Division vs. RCW Junior Heavyweight Division match! So, F YOU! I'm out of here!' Hyson responded, showing Heyman the double-bird. Suddenly, Mutt Soldier Z ran out and smashed Hyson in the head with the Mutter. Soldier picked up the mike after he did the same to Taproot.
'About that challenge, Hyson... I accept!' Soldier said. It was then time for the Division vs. Division match!
FSW Light Division vs. RCW Junior Heavyweight Division match: Jack Evans, Ultimo Dragon & Petey Williams (FSW) vs. Firefly, Dan Wilson & Mutt Soldier Z (RCW).
The FSW Light Division champion Ultimo Dragon began the match with a slap to RCW Junior Heavyweight champion Firefly. Firefly bounced back with three karate kicks to the left temple. Williams interfered and nailed the Canadian Destroyer on Firefly, but was hit by Dan Wilson's Wildcard soon thereafter. Evans hit a jaw-dropping 720 DDT on Wilson. It was a ruckus. Evans & Dragon pulled Soldier in, paying him back for wrecking the Light Division title match at Bloodbath. Firefly hit the Fire Thunder Driver on Williams. Ultimo felled Soldier with the Asai DDT, but was hit by Wilson's Blackjack Buster before he could get the pin. Eventually, Wilson was hit by the Asai DDT himself, Firefly was hit by the Canadian Destroyer and Mutt was put down by a superkick to the chin. Evans went up top and sealed the deal with the 630 Splash on all three RCW soldiers for the 1-2-3.
The winners are Light Division Champion Ultimo Dragon, Petey Williams & Jack Evans.
After the match, Mutt Soldier Z knocked Evans out with a steel chair. Firefly & Dan Wilson attempted to hold Mutt back while Dragon & Williams pulled Evans from the ring.
After the commercial break, Paul Heyman and Tino, the general manager of FSW, were in the ring when they were confronted by the Network stooge Cyrus.
'This is a good ratings-getter! Heyman, the Network wants to see FSW & RCW decimate each other tonight and also, wants the 'Queen of Queens' Triple H to stay far away from this arena, because his fat body is a ratings killer!' Cyrus preached.
'If he comes here, I'm going to suggest that the Network remove your shows from XNN!' Cyrus warned. Motorhead played on the PA system as Triple H ascended through the stage on his custom-made throne, wearing his king's attire. Triple H got in the ring and kicked Cyrus in the gut. The Pedigree followed and the 'King of Kings' stood tall. Heyman & Tino made a quick exit just in case Triple H wanted to beat them down too.
Non-Title I Quit Tag Team match: Jerry Lynn & Rhino vs. The Crazy Cats Red Tiger & Marc Sylvester.
It was a bloody and brutal affair which had a bit of everything: high-flying, hardcore, submission & plain-old fighting. The highlight of the match came when Rhino gored Sylvester from the apron straight through a burning table on the outside. In the end, Lynn planted Red Tiger with the Stroke and forced him to quit by shoving the microphone down his throat.
The winners are Jerry Lynn & Rhino.
The paramedics were seen stretchering Marc Sylvester to the back.
Carlito w/Ryan Walters vs. Kevin Smith w/Ralph Summers.
The coward Smith tried every dirty trick in the book to get the better of the Carribean Sensei of Cool, but Carlito wasn't having any of it. Kevin Smith went for the Kevolution, but Carlito adjusted himself and pinned Smith quickly with the Carribean Backcracker while Walters detained Summers on the outside.
The winner is Carlito.
The cameras showed Matt Hyson attacking and cussing at anything with a heartbeat. He stormed off and left in his corvette.
Non-title Triple Threat match: Balls Mahoney vs. Tribal Warrior vs. Batista.
'The Hardcore Chair-Swinging Freak' Balls Mahoney made his freelance debut in RCW in a big way. Batista brawled with Tribal Warrior for most of the match until Balls had seen enough. He smashed them both with his custom-made chair. El Diablo tried running in, but also met the edge of Balls' chair. Balls signaled the end and planted Batista with the Nutcracker Suite (Shoulderslam Piledriver). Tribal Warrior was around, so Balls let him have it too. Balls then pinned both champions shockingly for the 1-2-3. He then celebrated with the fans by singing AC/DC's 'Big Balls'.
The winner is Balls Mahoney.
After the final commercial break, 'The Quintessential Stud Muffin' Joel Gertner, former broadcaster for ECW, came out and joined Chris X & Tazz at the broadcast position.
The New Dangerous Alliance (Big Bubba Ray & CW Anderson) w/Lou E. Dangerously vs. The Dooms of the Abyss.
The main event was a decent effort by the new tag team of Big Bubba Ray & CW Anderson and the FSW mainstays. Bubba was even able to hit Big Van Doom with the powerbomb as was CW able to hit the Spinebuster on Abyss. But the monsters refused to stay down. At the end of the match, the Black Hole Slam and the Burial Pound connected simultaneously for the 1-2-3.
The winners are the Dooms of the Abyss.
After the bell rang, the FSW roster came down and put the boots to the new Dangerous Alliance, forcing RCW's crack troops to hit the ring. After a lengthy brawl, Butch Bingbong sent FSW packing with an Avalanche Jaguar Driver on Shane V. Pain while Paul Birchill smashed Ronnie B. Pain with Walking The Plank. RCW's main theme, Let the Bodies Hit The Floor, played as the superstars of Five Star Wrestling retreated.
Another promo aired.
RCW Project Revolution.
Now the Revolution Rumble is interpromotional. 10 FSW superstars and 10 RCW superstars battle it out to determine the No.1 Contender to the Revolution Heavyweight title at As Good As It Gets!